Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Weird Wednesday



Britney Spears was seen leaving The Calvary Church in Thousand Oaks
California with a friend on Sunday, wearing an antique Doily, a black Micro-Mini,
and Peep-Toed Stiletto's. Asked if she thought her choice of attire was appropriate
for church, Britney replied... "You bet your big fat dick it's appropriate! And I'm sure
that Jesus enjoy's it when I sit in the front row. But I can't talk now, gotta piss!"
The stunned female reporter just stood there, mouth agape.
(I just love using the word agape.)
What do you think?



15 comments:

brandi said...

It's California. She is dressed quite conservative for Southern California.

To quote my hispanic conservative Roman Catholic (pre-Vatican 2 faithful, youbetcherass) grandmother, even a whore knows better than to walk into a church with a bare head.

Not sure what that makes BS, but maybe that doily she is wearing was supposed to be a chapel cap and she just brain farted...

brandi said...

GO FISH!

brandi said...

Oh, and I LOVE her response to the reporter. When evangelicals or fundamentalists try to talk to me, I stop them with my most "back the fuck up" expression and tell them to "get lost, I am more Catholic than the Pope". I DESPISE being prosthelytized to!!!! The Kingdom of Heaven IS NOT a friggin' timeshare!

lime said...

well, i figure it's a start. not what i'd have my girls wearing to church but god looks at the heart more than the outer things.

Cloudia said...

yeah, I like "Agape" too.
Or was it agape (ah-gah-pay) being church? Nice doily!





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Susan said...

Remarks such as though make me appreciate that Ms. Spears is a public figure. Why do people think she is a dimwit? Those were some clever words! Brittney Bitch Forever! (Just don't sing it, Brit.)

Susan said...

OOPS, remarks such as those.

Akelamalu said...

She's got a potty mouth.

g-man said...

FYI peeps....I may have paraphrased a bit on what Britney actually said. Hehehehehe

Eric (Bubba) Alder said...

To paraphrase an old joke, I wonder if she was sweating while she was in church?

Margaret said...

... somehow I KNEW you stretched the truth a bit... as every good Christian does :)

izzy said...

It was those shoes that got you! open toes! Whooeee-

Grandmother said...

Oh that girl does have her problems, so it's not too much of a stretch. Made me laugh though.

Other Mary said...

Er...I kind of think your title from your previous post title is appropriate here. Just sayin'...

GAB said...

Really? Really? She goes to church then talks like that?