Britney Spears was seen leaving The Calvary Church in Thousand Oaks
California with a friend on Sunday, wearing an antique Doily, a black Micro-Mini,
and Peep-Toed Stiletto's. Asked if she thought her choice of attire was appropriate
for church, Britney replied... "You bet your big fat dick it's appropriate! And I'm sure
that Jesus enjoy's it when I sit in the front row. But I can't talk now, gotta piss!"
The stunned female reporter just stood there, mouth agape.
(I just love using the word agape.)
What do you think?