Thursday, January 31, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....


Jimmy approached her eagerly, yet cautiously. Her name was Victoria,
but in the locker room she was known as....Sticky Vicky! Some say she gave
her second-cousin a BJ. Whatever the heck a BJ was.
"Hi Jimmy"....she coo'ed. "Got a light"?
A Viceroy dangled from her moist lips, but even before she exhaled,
his rigid member exploded.....

Juvenile Waywardness? You gotta love pulp fiction innocence don't ya?
And poor Jimmy, after that, HE was nick-named Quick Draw McGraw...
If you or anyone you know has arrived early or written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most wayward host from coast to coast
Relax, think of baseball, and have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!!

34 comments:

Jannie Funster said...

Well, at least she didn't break every branch of the ugly tree on the way down, to kinda quote that line from Saving Private Ryan. She was good lookin,!!

My 55 is here.

xoxo

razzamadazzle said...

Too funny. Sadly, working in middle schools and high schools I've heard plenty of these tales. :-)

Mine is HERE

Jannie Funster said...

And Jannie zooms on in with the Yatzee-Bingo-Big-Whooohooo. :)

Grace said...

ha..ha..This is really funny G ~

I am playing tonight ~

http://everydayamazin.blogspot.ca/2013/01/hummingbird-in-yellow.html

I see you as a feature in Nain Rouge ~ Smiles ~

Rastaman said...

G-Man, you are too funny! Ima love it.

Ima post something: Disbelief

Alice Audrey said...

Seems like a lot of kids think that's just normal now. I don't know what to think.

Mine is up


Oh. Wait. That didn't sound right this time. :)

Margaret said...

Seriously... no PhotoShopping? The cover just cracks me up. As for the storyline.... seems rather antiquated compared to what kids read today :) (the boy looks like a young James Dean, and really not all that innocent.

You've already commented and made my day. You are always far too kind.

<a href="http://margaretbednar365.blogspot.com/2013/01/poetry-jam-friday-flash-55-mustang.html>Mustang</a>

Margaret said...

OH come on!!! Mustang

Gail said...

http://gailatthefarm.blogspot.com/2013/01/poetry-jam-and-flash55.html

I've written.

Fireblossom said...

Got to love those old pulp novel covers. I have a book called "Strange Sisters" which is devoted to the covers of the old lesbian pulp novels, with their hilarious and overdone artwork and teasers.

brandi said...

That gave me a girly giggle, there, G.

I am playing...

http://voicesforrabbits.blogspot.com/2013/01/friday-flash-fiction-55-taste-this.html

Janna said...

I'm still laughing at the name "Sticky Vicky".

Well, alternating between laughing and saying "Ewwwwwwww."

LOL.
Ewww.

(See?)

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

And it involves my recent run-in with two police cars.

(Really!)

lime said...

sticky vicky.....yikes! not exactly an alluring name, sounds more like bad hygiene.

ok, last week i skimped. this week it's not a 55 either. i used LOTS more words. :P

TALON said...

So when exactly were these sweet and innocent days, Galen?? ;)

My 55: Cryptical

bunnygirl said...

I'm with lime on the name. I thought kids were supposed to have been more creative back before every idea since time began was available on Google!

Here's mine: Courage

Doctor FTSE said...

In the context it seems highly inappropriate to say anything about mine being up, so MINE IS HERE

anthonynorth said...

No staying power, poor lad.
You'll find my 55 here.

Nimue said...

thats a wicket tale to pass !!

My Dreams here

Akelamalu said...

I be he never lived that down!

I'm playing today G x

Yvonne Osborne said...

Sticky Vicky? Goodness! How do you come up with this stuff?? You are so funny....I've never arrived early, at least not of late! My 55 words turned into 313!! I'm sorry but I'll be back next time. Working on something creepy. Have a good weekend!

Mr. Charleston said...

Whoa! Hot, hot, hot, G-Man. We're kinda thinking along the same lines this morning.

He Should Have Known Better

izzy said...

Yeouw Pulpy! Scorcher-
Phew...

http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2013/02/ff55-2113-sleuthing.html

Brian Miller said...

gotta hate that build up of anticipation leading to premature escalation....ha...

my 55 is here

Novroz said...

that was funny! poor Jimmy ;)

mine is here> http://bokunosekai.wordpress.com/2013/02/01/flash-in-the-pan-alive/

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Glenn Buttkus said...

Here is my 55 today, G-Man. I call it KNEE-JERKS
http://bibliosity.blogspot.com/2013/01/knee-jerks.html

Fireblossom said...

Can I play?

http://fireblossom-wordgarden.blogspot.com/2013/02/a-progression-of-responses-upon.html

Other Mary said...

I imagined it more like this:

Dear Jimmy, I know you’re such a geek
come over here and take a peek,
there’s something you’ve just got to see
over here, right next to me.
Come closer honey I won’t bite
and can you offer me a light?
Come down next to me and sit

and help me write this English skit.

And now for something completely different:

Mama Zen said...

I think I've read this one!

manicddaily said...

Hey Galen! Oops! It's always the second cousins that get up to no good.

Here's my belated--

http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/02/01/to-ed-koch-and-certain-other-new-yorkers/

Have a great weekend. Stay warm. (But not global-warmy warm!) k.

Lady In Read said...

My post is here, g-man..
thanks for the laughs at the end of a long day..
http://myrandrspace.blogspot.com/2013/02/fun-fridays-fun-of-fridays.html

the walking man said...

I think quick draw McGraw would be better than being known an Wet Spot.

Yeah pulp.

Grandmother said...

I'm finally ready to play- may I? Hopefully: http://journeyintoelderhood.blogspot.com.

GAB said...

HA HA well ok that was good.....to bad those are the type of books I had been reading most of my life. YIKES lol Im more into murder and mystery now.