Thursday, March 1, 2012

Friday Flash 55.....

"So, my kind die bloody you say?
And just what is My Kind....JOHNNY?"

With a special emphasis on the 'JOHNNY' as she
drove the 5 inch stilleto heel into his neck!
Poor Johnny, no woman had ever loved him.
He never had a woman's Heart...
But he ironically found his way into a woman's...Sole!

Hey...Flash Fiction ain't always pretty!
If you or anyone you know has written a Flash Fiction 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the most Pun Filled host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!


Heaven said...

Yikes...not a pretty sight.

Happy Friday ~ Have a good weekend ~

Steve Isaak said...

Great, sharp noir-HAR! finish read. Love this.

Here's mine, What you are - this one was dashed out, a thematic retread, as I have an exceptionally busy publish/write week. . .

moondustwriter said...

Love them stilettos - multi use you know :)

Thanks G for the 55 word murder

call me doctor bone

Trisha Miller said...

that's powerful.

here is my contribution:

Beijing Power Management Company: U R a Gift of Gem
Trisha Miller

A full time job loaded with Government
directly sponsored programs at Beijing,
Data entry position is rare
during 1990 to 1993, Internet
is made by telephone call,
Not busy until end of the month,
Time spent with co-workers
chatting, while having a sip of tea,
Best friends, and lots of bonus,
Life had been Heaven!!!

Myrna R. said...

Sad love affair for sure.

Haven't been here in such a long time. Glad to be back to have a little fun.

Thanks for hosting this G-Man.

Bodhirose said...

Poor dumb Johnny!

Here's my much more civilized Friday Flash 55...

Brian Miller said...

groaner....haha...great last line man...scary way to go man...

sorry i am late...had a kid od tonight...just getting home...

my 55 is up

Janna said...


I've always hated stilettos.
Now I know why.

Well, that plus the ever-present danger of tripping and falling and breaking 73% of the bones in my body.

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

Cloudia said...

from your collection, mr Kinky?

Aloha from Honolulu
Comfort Spiral

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Alice Audrey said...

LOL! Oh, that is awful.

Nope, that isn't pretty. Rockin', but not pretty.

Mine is up

janaki nagaraj said...

Totally Lovable...:-)
Mine is here -

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

Well, if he thinks tying a woman up and insulting her is the way to win her affections, maybe it's for the best that poor confused Johnny be put out of his misery.

Mine is up: Almost Famous

TALON said...

I knew the boots were made for walking, but I had no idea the stilettos were made for killing! Super OUCH, G!

My 55: (which is super tame in comparison - lol)Just Desserts

Margaret said...

Don't mess with a woman wearing red stilettos. Needed to swing by and get my G-man fix... Hope to be done with my "chores" and back in blog land by next week!

lime said...

doh!!!! i'd say that was a groaner but i suspect johnny was gurgling instead of groaning!

i'm up here

MorningAJ said...

She really done him wrong!

My 55 are here.

anthonynorth said...

Great fun. He certainly got the point.
You'll find mine here.

Anonymous said...

what is that red thing he's pulling in his left hand? part of her leg??

love your 55, G! here's mine:

{only your prompt and one other, dear.}

have a FABulous weekend, Galen!

Lydia said...

I could just hear her voice the way you described her. Just great, G-Man.
That last line is marvelous.

Here be mine: Walt and Anna

Akelamalu said...

LOL very clever!!

Mine's up.

drybottomgirl said...

Awesome retro looking poster! You have the heart of a cereal killer lurking inside of you. Coco puffs, Rice Krispies ect... Mine is up, stay warm and have a great weekend!

the walking man said...

I have never found my into a woman's sole but certainly found my way under a couple.

TWO weeks in a row

Nimue said...

Its funny if not pretty ! Poor JHONNY !! :D

Here's my tale of Wait

and another one from my Friend :


Have a great weekend !
And stay away from soles ;)

Daydreamertoo said...

Here we are again. Comes around soooo fast!
Here's mine:
Have a great weekend Mr G ;)

Mijayami said...

I love starting Fridays with a punny story by the G-man :)

I played this week: Ready, Set, Go!

izzy said...

You aint kidding it ain't pretty-
sometimes downright Alarming !
something must be in the air AND water-

Thanks- HH ( How happy)- HaH -Have a Happy, How's That ???

Linda said...

Well I'll say that is different. Poor Johnny - what a wicked way to go.

Here's mine at Roses to Rainbows

hedgewitch said...

Love your wild-soled lusty woman 55, friend. Sorry not to play this week--had an old lady falling down episode and my hands are an aching mess. Be back to play next week.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Holy Moly!

Have a great weekend.

Teresa said...

I love a good pun! I do not think I'd like her mad at me though. Mine is finally up.

Mama Zen said...

Why didn't I see the "sole`" coming? Why?

Manicddaily said...

Ha! She could even have thrown a dead fish in his face!

Happy very late Friday!

Comparative - Let them eat...

In case link doesn't work:

Donnetta said...

Whew. 11:59. I barely made it! D

Jannie Funster said...

Ah, ha, ha, ha, a woman's sole. Ouch.



Evalinn said...

Not everyone manages to do that! ;-)

Nara Malone said...

Not pretty but the world needs more women winning those bloody battles. :)

Mine's up