"So, my kind die bloody you say?
And just what is My Kind....JOHNNY?"
With a special emphasis on the 'JOHNNY' as she
drove the 5 inch stilleto heel into his neck!
Poor Johnny, no woman had ever loved him.
He never had a woman's Heart...
But he ironically found his way into a woman's...Sole!
Hey...Flash Fiction ain't always pretty!
If you or anyone you know has written a Flash Fiction 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the most Pun Filled host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
36 comments:
Yikes...not a pretty sight.
Happy Friday ~ Have a good weekend ~
http://a-sweetlust.blogspot.com/2012/03/asleep.html
Great, sharp noir-HAR! finish read. Love this.
Here's mine, What you are - this one was dashed out, a thematic retread, as I have an exceptionally busy publish/write week. . .
Love them stilettos - multi use you know :)
Thanks G for the 55 word murder
call me doctor bone
that's powerful.
here is my contribution:
Beijing Power Management Company: U R a Gift of Gem
by
Trisha Miller
http://toolongasolitude.blogspot.com/2012/03/to-beijing-power-management-company-you.html
A full time job loaded with Government
directly sponsored programs at Beijing,
Data entry position is rare
during 1990 to 1993, Internet
is made by telephone call,
Not busy until end of the month,
Time spent with co-workers
chatting, while having a sip of tea,
Best friends, and lots of bonus,
Life had been Heaven!!!
Sad love affair for sure.
Haven't been here in such a long time. Glad to be back to have a little fun.
Thanks for hosting this G-Man.
Poor dumb Johnny!
Here's my much more civilized Friday Flash 55... http://bodhirose.wordpress.com/2012/03/01/love-resumed/
groaner....haha...great last line man...scary way to go man...
sorry i am late...had a kid od tonight...just getting home...
my 55 is up
Ewwww!
Ugh!
I've always hated stilettos.
Now I know why.
Well, that plus the ever-present danger of tripping and falling and breaking 73% of the bones in my body.
Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)
from your collection, mr Kinky?
Aloha from Honolulu
Comfort Spiral
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LOL! Oh, that is awful.
Nope, that isn't pretty. Rockin', but not pretty.
Mine is up
Totally Lovable...:-)
Mine is here -
http://janukulkarni.blogspot.in/2012/03/big-oh.html
Well, if he thinks tying a woman up and insulting her is the way to win her affections, maybe it's for the best that poor confused Johnny be put out of his misery.
Mine is up: Almost Famous
I knew the boots were made for walking, but I had no idea the stilettos were made for killing! Super OUCH, G!
My 55: (which is super tame in comparison - lol)Just Desserts
Don't mess with a woman wearing red stilettos. Needed to swing by and get my G-man fix... Hope to be done with my "chores" and back in blog land by next week!
doh!!!! i'd say that was a groaner but i suspect johnny was gurgling instead of groaning!
i'm up here
She really done him wrong!
My 55 are here.
Great fun. He certainly got the point.
You'll find mine here.
what is that red thing he's pulling in his left hand? part of her leg??
love your 55, G! here's mine:
http://haikulovesongs.wordpress.com/2012/03/02/she-came-bearing-gifts/
{only your prompt and one other, dear.}
have a FABulous weekend, Galen!
I could just hear her voice the way you described her. Just great, G-Man.
That last line is marvelous.
Here be mine: Walt and Anna
LOL very clever!!
Mine's up.
Awesome retro looking poster! You have the heart of a cereal killer lurking inside of you. Coco puffs, Rice Krispies ect... Mine is up, stay warm and have a great weekend!
I have never found my into a woman's sole but certainly found my way under a couple.
TWO weeks in a row
Its funny if not pretty ! Poor JHONNY !! :D
Here's my tale of Wait
and another one from my Friend :
Silence
Have a great weekend !
And stay away from soles ;)
Here we are again. Comes around soooo fast!
Here's mine:
Snakes
Have a great weekend Mr G ;)
I love starting Fridays with a punny story by the G-man :)
I played this week: Ready, Set, Go!
You aint kidding it ain't pretty-
sometimes downright Alarming !
something must be in the air AND water-
Thanks- HH ( How happy)- HaH -Have a Happy, How's That ???
http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2012/03/ff-55-3312-beware.html
Well I'll say that is different. Poor Johnny - what a wicked way to go.
Here's mine at Roses to Rainbows
Love your wild-soled lusty woman 55, friend. Sorry not to play this week--had an old lady falling down episode and my hands are an aching mess. Be back to play next week.
Holy Moly!
Have a great weekend.
I love a good pun! I do not think I'd like her mad at me though. Mine is finally up.
http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2012/03/02/life-is-more-exciting-than-fiction/
Why didn't I see the "sole`" coming? Why?
Ha! She could even have thrown a dead fish in his face!
Happy very late Friday!
Comparative - Let them eat...
In case link doesn't work: http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2012/03/02/flash-55-let-them-eat-what-not-a-problem-or-is-it/
Whew. 11:59. I barely made it! D
Ah, ha, ha, ha, a woman's sole. Ouch.
Awesomeness.
xo
Not everyone manages to do that! ;-)
Not pretty but the world needs more women winning those bloody battles. :)
Mine's up
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