Monday, January 2, 2012
Your 2012 Horoscope....
Aires.. A good year overall. You will have good luck
financially...Mostly because your spouse will run off
with their 'On-Line Soul-Mate'!!
Libra.. You will find that your role in life will be defined
by Nature. You will be unproductive on Rainy days, be
creative on Sunny days, on Cold Gloomy Depressing days,
you will eat everything in sight, and kick your dog!
Taurus.. An eventful year! You will fall in love, get a
promotion, win the Lottery, develope diverticulitus, need
Scorpio.. Stop throwing good money after bad!
Dump the VCR, get a DVD...
Gemini.. You will find the ability to make some very profitable
deals! (Until your bank discovers it's error in calculating your
Sagittarius.. 2012 brings promise and progress. You will be at
your creative best until May....Then, who knows?
Cancer.. Negative thoughts could cause you to develope an ulcer.
So don't worry, Be Happy! Maybe the Feds will add another 13 week
extension to your Unemployment Benefits!
Capricorn.. A very positive and lucky year for you....
You may eat undercooked Pork.
Run with scissors.
Wear no underpants.
Have unprotected sex.
Leo.. You will see an expansion in Status, your Waistline, and your
Credit Card Debt.(Middle Mgmt. ain't all it's cracked up to be is it?)
Aquarius.. You will get a Hernia while carrying a huge load of water!
Virgo.. You will finally start to make things happen on your own
rather than relying on others. (But you will STILL have to report
to your Parole Officer until 2015)
Pisces.. Be wary of people trying to bait you in 2012!!
Mr. Knowitall grows weary of all this 2012 prognosticating...Peace!!