TMI Tuesday.....

Hi Everybody.
Today we are going to discuss some of the many uses of Vodka.
It's NOT just for Martini's and Screwdrivers ya know!

* Cooking with Vodka*
This recipe' goes PERFECTLY with all types of Food and Cooking.
Take a shot glass.
Fill it with Premium vodka such as Absolute, Stoli, Grey Goose, etc.
Slug it down!!
Open your frozen Banquet Beef/Chicken/Turkey Pot Pie.
Micro-Wave on high for Five minutes.
Enjoy!!!!

*Cleaning rusty tools and bolts with Vodka*
Take any bottle of Vodka.
Carefully look all around to make sure no one is watching.
Gulp down several Glugs until you can feel it coming back up.
Put the rusty objects in a basin
Cover with Coca-Cola.
All rust will disappear within minutes!

*Removing stains with Vodka*
ANY stain (grass, lipstick, puke, ink, bird-shit.)can be removed
by dumping Cheap Vodka onto the stain and rubbing it out!!
(I just LOVE using the phrase 'Rubbing it Out')
Cheap Vodka brands such as Popov, Nikolai, Five-O'clock, work fine.

Vodka also works GREAT for....
Causing Nausea, Causing women to Kiss other women, Going Blind,
Getting arrested, Liver Disease, STD's, Erectile Dysfunction,
Saying and doing VERY stupid shit, Causing the Illusion that No One
can smell that you're Hammered, and On and On and On...

Mr. Knowitall grows weary from all this Vodka talk...Peace!!