Monday, January 16, 2012

TMI Tuesday.....





Hi Everybody.
Today we are going to discuss some of the many uses of Vodka.
It's NOT just for Martini's and Screwdrivers ya know!

* Cooking with Vodka*
This recipe' goes PERFECTLY with all types of Food and Cooking.
Take a shot glass.
Fill it with Premium vodka such as Absolute, Stoli, Grey Goose, etc.
Slug it down!!
Open your frozen Banquet Beef/Chicken/Turkey Pot Pie.
Micro-Wave on high for Five minutes.
Enjoy!!!!

*Cleaning rusty tools and bolts with Vodka*
Take any bottle of Vodka.
Carefully look all around to make sure no one is watching.
Gulp down several Glugs until you can feel it coming back up.
Put the rusty objects in a basin
Cover with Coca-Cola.
All rust will disappear within minutes!

*Removing stains with Vodka*
ANY stain (grass, lipstick, puke, ink, bird-shit.)can be removed
by dumping Cheap Vodka onto the stain and rubbing it out!!
(I just LOVE using the phrase 'Rubbing it Out')
Cheap Vodka brands such as Popov, Nikolai, Five-O'clock, work fine.

Vodka also works GREAT for....
Causing Nausea, Causing women to Kiss other women, Going Blind,
Getting arrested, Liver Disease, STD's, Erectile Dysfunction,
Saying and doing VERY stupid shit, Causing the Illusion that No One
can smell that you're Hammered, and On and On and On...

Mr. Knowitall grows weary from all this Vodka talk...Peace!!

13 comments:

Teresa said...

I can add to your list~Vodka is how I got my son!

Brian Miller said...

vodka sure is a sneaky one....smiles...

lime said...

vodka....eesh...bad memories! great tips though, gman.

Cloudia said...

you are a wise. . . drinker!



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Cloudia said...

Vodka and LIME! LOL

G-Man said...

(add to Vodka list...Gets you knocked up!)

Yes Indeed Son...

Vodka and Lime...hehehehe Claudia

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Vodka jelly shots!

Akelamalu said...

I like mine with tomato juice and a dash of Lea & Perrins. ;)

Christine said...

my mother in law keeps vodka in her medicine cabinet, for gargling of course when she has a cold

Mama Zen said...

You can use Vodka to lighten your hair!

moondustwriter said...

Yeah but Tequila...

Anonymous said...

I can't believe you actually used the word "puke" in a post...you hate that word! ;)

SignGurl said...

Mmmmm....vodka. An old friend gave me some wonderful Polish vodka. It was delicious. I thought the Russians had that all sewed up.Who knew?