1. You can't make any money by laying on the coutch.
2. As long as you are reading the obituaries instead
of staring in them .....It's OK!
3. I hate puke, and ALL talk of puke.
5. No Thanks...It gives me 'The Wind'.
6. How did I know that the 10 of Diamonds was The Big Casino?
7. Nice Shirt......Couldn't guess your weight at the Carnival?
8. May I have some Mustard AND Strawberry Jelly with that
Sausage McMuffin please?
9. Nobody ever looked intelligent chewing gum.
10. You've NEVER had a Peanut Butter and Bacon Sandwich?