Thursday, June 17, 2010

Friday Flash 55.....


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Tony hated this part of the yearly physical.
Lying on his belly in the examination room, he heard the soothing voice from behind; "Relax, this won't hurt a bit".
ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!
Before passing out from pain he thought,"What's he........'?
(Shaking the patient)
"Tony, wake up...I'm Doc Andrews, are you ready for your prostate exam?"

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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

64 comments:

Mojo said...

Ugh. what was he dreaming about that was WORSE?

This week Ti's on vacation in the wilderness, and I have a story with some assembly required.

And (probly) YahtZEE!

Brian Miller said...

my what big fingers you have

Brian Miller said...

nice 55...dang mojo clipped me again...lol.

my 55 is up!

Stan Ski said...

How was it for you, Tony?
Here's mine: MORE DUNC

Changnoi said...

What kind of weekend will Tony have?
I did this: YES

The Thirteenth Crossing said...

Hahaha. You know what isn't funny? I left my laptop at work and had to type my 55 on my android in order to publish. Talk about a pain in the ass. LOL.

I am up....can't do HTML right now...

Http://thethirteenthcrossing.blogspot.com/2010/06/55-flash-fiction-friday-silly.html

Monkey Man said...

Pussy. My 55 is HERE after midnight Pacific Time.

Alice Audrey said...

I swear I only blinked and suddenly the post is up and full of comments already. And they are all better than anything I came up with.

Mine is here.

G-Man said...

I don't think that anyone has really read this closely yet....

We'll see........

Brian Miller said...

so who got there before the doctor? err...

G-Man said...

Brian, Brian, Brian....
You never fail to impress...hehehehee

Me said...

Oh, g-man...you slay me, every time. LOL!

Mine is up. And, miracle of miracles, it actually *is* fiction this week... :)

VE said...

Na na na na na....(you can't make me, you can't make me)

Here's mine

Serena said...

Makes me REALLY glad to be a girl.:-)

Mama Zen said...

Oh, G-Man!

If I recover from reading this, I'll post mine in the morning!

steveroni said...

A female PA does my exams--by request, of course--grin!

GREAT "55" Mr G.

My feeble attempt is HERE

steveroni said...

Hey, I got it right away, Mr G. It was quite obvious, right? The man just had a bad dream? Right? Hmmmmm--grin!

G-Man said...

No Steve....
You are the one DREAMING today!!
Literally!

Janna said...

Now there's a mental image.
It's always nice when the Friday 55 can include "ARRRRRRRRRRRGH" as a word. :)

Thanks as always for yet another Friday 55.
Mine's posted right HERE.

Original Cin said...

Good as always.
Mine's up here:
http://theonlycin.wordpress.com/2010/06/18/friday-flash-55-words-3/

Jana said...

just the expression on the doctor's face is scary enough without all the implications...

funny 55...
mine's up too!

Jingle said...

I posted my 55,
Hope that you enjoy it.
Thank you!

Jingle said...

Your 55 is scary to me,
I did not visit doctor's office for more than a dozen years...
I consider your 55 is fun at most...
a story,
which is cool!

Lorenzo said...

Well, Mr. Know-it-all, NO comment on Tony or Doc Andrews. Unfortunately, my 55er is also medical. It's up at the alchemist’s pillow. Have a nice weekend and please, just this week, in case Tony is reading, don't wish anyone a KICK ass weekend!

A Daft Scots Lass said...

urgh! the dream and reality. Wot a bummer!

anthonynorth said...

Yuck!!! Sent a shiver thru me today.
Nice one.

You'll find mine here.

magiceye said...

:) that seemed painful lol

in an ongoing project of writing short snippets of culture conflcts have posted a 55er today at http://instantwords.blogspot.com/2010/06/ongoing-culture-conflict-4.html

Akelamalu said...

Painful but necessary! ;)

Mine's up.

John's comments said...

But what if he enjoyed... Dark family lies for my Friday 55

5thsister said...

You scare me sometimes Mr. G! LOL. AAARRRGGGHH is right! Finally got mine up and you can find it

HERE

Nessa said...

The imagination is a cruel friend.

My Flash 55 - How Do I Tell You?

jinksy said...

A big misnomer for me today, as my 55 is entitled 'Tongue Tied' :0)
As if ! LOL...

jinksy said...

Be careful where you go to sleep, says I! LOL

drybottomgirl said...

And women think they have it bad with their yearly exam....sounds like this chap had it much harder...my 55 is up and have a sweet weekend!

Eric Alder said...

You think that's bad? My doctor's a woman! (Although she does have small hands, so I should count my blessings)

Here's mine:
Next 55

lime said...

disturbing, very disturbing. fhitawaso was it?

Dianne said...

I thought that was all "behind" you? Fiction?

Ha,
Mine is up
HAKAWE
Fab Di

showme said...

you should always stop look and listen before you cross that kind of bend in the road...too, too, funny!
I gave it another whirl this week!

Mona said...

& what phobia is that Mr . Knowitall?

G-Man said...

Analfuquephobia Mona Dear....

Michael said...

I have a 55 up here.

Mona said...

yea, I knew that :D... after I read Brain's comment of "what big fingers you have {Grandma}!"

Monkey Man said...

G-man - Don't take things personally. I wrote that 55 long before I read your post.

Brian Miller said...

i think they have medication for that g-man...

Lulda Casadaga said...

Ok, so the bug gay nurse came in and could not resist...;P
Oh no, suddenly my ass is starting to hurt! LOL

buffalodick said...

When does a finger become the size of a corn cob? After that exam, I usually go into the fetal position for a couple of hours...

RNSANE said...

I'm glad I don't have one of them but my boobies have been mashed for years in mammmograms....my 55 is here:

http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2010/06/bad-patient-flash-55-friday-june-18.html

written from my hospital bed!

Eric Alder said...

I decided to do a bonus 55 this week: Bonus 55

RNSANE said...

I cannot even tell you the peal of laughter your poem in response to my 55 elicted. I've had to share it with all my nurses who already thought I was a bit nuts. Now, that's what's missing from my pain meds...a good shot of brandy. I knew I should have packed that in my purse!

Thanks for cheering me up!

S said...

Ew the fabulous 50's exam..what fun!

Happy 55 friday, Gman!


Feet

secret agent woman said...

Men are such babies. :)

annie and katrin said...

maybe i can provide a nice dream
i'm in,
katrin

Sarah said...

I've heard a rumor that straight boys don't like it up the butt.

moondustwriter said...

Oh Geee!

May be late but always
the Life of the Party

C.M. Jackson said...

g-that's an interesting end to the week;+0 mine's up--have a great weekend! c

Larry said...

bol Yes I remember that test and it's not fun, I know I'm, a little late but if your interested follow the link below.


Merit Badge
Thanks for reading

S said...

how did you know that pic was for you?
the trash needs taking out...

C.M. Jackson said...

g---thanks for stopping by--go figure I am finally early on my post and I forget to sign in;-0 always something...have a great weekend! c

Brian Miller said...

spinning back throught o grab the late crowd. smiles.

still wincing...

have a nice weekend g-man!

G-Man said...

Brian...
I can't tell you how much I appreciate your help and support.
Thank You Brother, you are a great friend...Galen

Enchanted Oak said...

Late to the dance, but ready to rock and roll!
Hey, G-Man, we both have thoughts on medical procedures today.
My 55 is here

moondustwriter said...

they need to post something in the Doctor's office I'm thinking - Warning!!!!!

Roxy said...

Omg...lol, got a giggle out of me this time.

Just dropping in to say Hello. Have a great weekend!

Mona said...

Come to think of it, the tale of Red Riding Hood, can be extended to being a piece of great significance , with a Freudian slip...