Thursday, May 13, 2010

Friday Flash 55.....


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A lovely tree-lined street....Circa 1988.
(Knock Knock)
The heavy oak door slowly opens.
"Yes"?
'Hello, my name is Julie, I'm a Jehovah's Witness, and I'm....
(The door opens wider)
"Julie? Please come in. If you'll excuse me just a second, I have some fava beans cooking on the stove, my name is Hannibal...
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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55,
Please come tell The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the most stuffed-up host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

67 comments:

Mojo said...

That's what you call Holy Sh*t...

Well later anyway

I gave Ti the week off ;-) She's been working too hard anyway. But as for me, Life Is Good.

Mojo said...

Oh... and (wait for it)

YAHTZEE!

Monkey Man said...

Loved that movie. Like your take. My 55 will be HERE after midnight Pacific Time.

Anonymous said...

Jehovah's Witnesses make for a lovely stew. Wait. I know nuttin' 'bout that.

I did take the week off. But that means I might actually have time to come and visit all of y'all.

(insert fist pump here)

Brian Miller said...

did you really? haha. that would be so funny...nice 55.

mojo's got it going on again!

my 55 is up!

Lorenzo — Alchemist's Pillow said...

Ah, those fava beans ...
I just posted my first 55 Flash Fiction Friday piece. You can find it here

Stan Ski said...

A nice... Chianti... anyone?
Here's mine... HOME COOKING

Anonymous said...

Oh you naughty man! Don't you know you're supposed to have white whine with that?

Mine is here.

Serena said...

Oh, my. It's never a good idea to knock on a stranger's door, I guess.:)

moondustwriter said...

One word - Hannibal...

mine is a simple Family Outing

Donnetta said...

Hi Galen: Mine is up! I LOVE Hannibal...hahahahaha (evil laugh) D

Peter Stone said...

Haven't seen the movie, but I've heard all about this Hannibal chap. He's nuttin' like the original Hannibal, though. Maybe he would have asked the JW to take a ride on an elephant?

Janna said...
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Janna said...

Sigh.
If only you knew....

I will, however, say that my Friday 55 is posted right here.

It's Part 2 of my three-part series called "The Ugly Truth About Vegetables."

One Prayer Girl said...

What a mind!!!

I can never guess what will spring from your creative brain. Always a surprise and always a great 55 read.

Mine is up.

PG

PattiKen said...

Oh, you are so wicked!

My 55 is up here.

Sheri said...

run, julie, run- white meat never goes good with fava beans ;)
loved your 55 g-man, very original, creepy but good!

Sheri said...

uh, oh yeah, my 55 is up!

Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis Hall said...

what a surprise!
beautiful 55.

Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis Hall said...

My 55 is up,
Thank you for the attention!

Unknown said...

WOW..I really like that, Mr. G.

I did one initially...
then I read yours and YOU inspired
a 55 response from me..

Read them here
thank you for the inspiration, Sir!

Have an AWESOME weekend!

hugs
shakira

Me said...

Your 55s always make me smile!! Classic, very classic. :)

Mine is now up as well...

tilden talks... said...

I wonder if Julie was able to offer Hannibal a copy of Watchtower or Awake before she left...
Looky here

Enchanted Oak said...

Silence of the Lambs was all I could take of Hannibal. I'm too gullible... Wait. Was he going to be mean to that poor girl?

Mine will post at midnight Pacific time. There’s trouble afoot

lime said...

wickedly funny. i may need to use that the next time they come knocking on my door.

mine will be posted first thing in the morning. hope you are feeling better tomorrow.

RNSANE said...

That is great...I loved that movie, "Silence of the Lambs" - had a great visit once at the FBI Academy, Behavioral Sciences Unit with my forensic nurse group. They showed some scenes from that movie during our lecture.

RNSANE said...

Mine is up at:

http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2010/05/happily-ever-after-flash-55-friday-5-14.html#links

anthonynorth said...

Now that was an intriguing meeting. Loved it.
You'll find mine here.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

I'm giving very serious thought...to eating your wife.

Anonymous said...

Fava beans are in season here now. I'll be sure to be careful!

I'm up:

Friday Flash 55 ~ Silvia's Smile

Anonymous said...

Oh you sly crafty devil you LOL :) Well done. I'm going to remember that next time they come a knocking at my door LOL. Mine is up HERE. Have a great weekend :)

Hootin Anni said...

Beware Julie!!!!!

Love the suspense of this G Man!!! So, so excellent. And a favorite of mine too.

Mine this week is now posted....dedicated to a man I know. LOL

HERE

Akelamalu said...

Oh I must remember that like for when they knock on my door!

Mine's up.

I'm out today but will catch up with everyone over the weekend. :)

Kristine said...

lol. You've given me ideas to get them away from my doorstep, G-man. Except that they're sometimes so nice, I just had to invite them in. lol. Mine is here

Vodka Logic said...

Good one, Love the surprise ending. I wonder if he eats all religions.

Mine is up and with a surprise ending. :)

Andy Sewina said...

Phew, that's left me something to chew over!

Thanks for posting!!

You'll find mine in this post: Moon Walking

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Anonymous said...

You're a star, as always.

Have a superb weekend - it never really seems to start until I see the words 'kick-ass'. :)

JStar said...

Eventho I didnt do a 55 this week I had to come by and check yours out because I never know what to expect :)

PS I posted more of my daughters poetry today :)

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Unknown said...

aiks...here is Allison's link...
I am just helping her..

Allison's Ocean Flash

hugs
shakira

The Turning Point said...

Funny "stuffed up".

a little late but I'm up

Jim

Eaton Bennett aka Berenice Albrecht said...

No one is safe...it's as simple as that. :(

I'm back with a 55 too, but not about turning JW's into dinner. :))

G-Daddy you're the bestest!

{{{hugs}}}

Eaton.

Maude Lynn said...

Clever, G-Man!

Eaton Bennett aka Berenice Albrecht said...

Darn it, that last link doesn't work ...try this link.

dustus said...

Enjoyed your 55, Gman. Cool idea. Thanks.

Here's mine...
Simon Says

drybottomgirl said...

Just the name "Hannibal" can send shivers down your spine! Great 55! My 55 is up! Have a great weekend!

James Hawley said...

Hi My 55 is at itsthisorgocrazy.blogspot.com

Be kind

g-man said...

Great Job so far everybody...
Keep em coming!

järnebrand said...

Wow... Is that how to do it?... ;)
My 55 this wwek is about just doing it... Wanna know what "it" is? Come check it out! :) /Jo.

http://www.jarnebrand.blogspot.com

järnebrand said...

"Week", I meant "week" of course... :) /Jo.

Allisonian said...

I read your F55 twice and it was just as creepy the second time! Have a rockin week end like rocky horror show, holly sh*t G-man! Mojo is right! :)

steveroni said...
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steveroni said...

Dear Hannibal

Hope you and Julie enjoyed the beans
BTW, you ever been to the Alps?
--GREAT "55"

(Bartenders never say ANYTHING in 55 words, G-man!)

I DO have a "55" up
HERE

Evalinn said...

Hey there Sunshine! :-) I´m up (and I´m so happy to be up!)

Great little story there, lol! Have a wonderful weekend!

Evalinn said...

YOUR story I mean, great!

katrin said...

I like this post! you make me wonder what Julie and Hannibal got into:)
I am in on the 55
(and the fantasie)
(or is it a true story?)

buffalodick said...

Good answer! I just used to tell tell we were late for the coven meeting....

Larry said...

wow I don't know what happened to the day but I went and forgot about this fifty five night until a few minutes ago. Just follow the link provided below.


loving Memories


Larry@"This Blog of Mine"

secret agent woman said...

There's a movie I could not bring myself to watch, even though I love Anthony Hopkins.

Alicia said...

Yikes!

<a href="http://frontlineink.blogspot.com/2010/05/flash-fiction-friday-snow-cone-stand.html>Here's mine</a>. Thanks, as always, for hosting!

Alicia said...

Oops, misentered the code.

Here's mine I hope.

g-man said...

Thanks everybody...
Adam, I can't access your post.
Sorry...G

g-man said...

Melissa...?
Nothing disparaging was said here My Friend.
No offense was meant...:-)

the walking man said...

I wonder which was worse for the JeHo's Hannibal or my morbidly obese friend friend answering the door naked?

John (@bookdreamer) said...

Yes I know its Sunday, But I'm recovering from our UK General Election and its shock outcome. Read my Friday 55 here

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