Thursday, February 25, 2010

Friday Flash 55......



We all have our dirty little secrets.
You know the ones.
The ones that should NEVER be discussed, OR remembered.
Lying to Mom about breaking her favorite vase.
Not paying for the Snickers at Kroger.
'Accidently' strangling that cat.
Sleeping with your 1st Cousin...TWICE!
...The land-fill where your over-bearing boss lies rotting!


Thanks for all your thoughts during my brief hiatus.
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55,
Please come tell The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment, Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have A Kick Ass Week-End!!!

71 comments:

Susan said...

Your secrets sound much better than mine. I hope the cousin was hot :)
I’m up right HERE

Brian Miller said...

umm..fiction? what intersting secrets you have there...some marvelous 55s should come out of that...

mine is up!

Titanium said...

I loves me a good closet-skeleton. Yummy. Wait. Cousin?? Hmmmm.

Titanium said...

Yeah, mine's up. It's not fiction, but it's 55 words like no other.

Mojo said...

Well actually, yeah I do know somebody who presented one this week. And if I weren't such a slug I'd have one too. Been that kinda week. But never fear, I discovered one by a real writer. This one.

And, psst... you might wanna ix-nay on the andfill-lay. Some secrets you really need to keep.

g-man said...

People...PEOPLE!!!

FICTION!!!....Thank you very much!

Peter Stone said...

Hmm, I think we'll call those ones dirty BIG secrets, G-man! And I'm with Brian, all fiction...

My 55 is Love returned

Sherry said...

I like it!!

I'm playing again...
I have to learn how to do the link thing, but it's at http://blinded-by-love-for-j.blogspot.com.

Alice Audrey said...

Better confess to the Snickers, but we won't mention the boss.

By popular demand, I continued where I left off a couple of weeks ago.

Mine is here.

Brian Miller said...

thanks for the clarification gman...lol.

otin said...

I need to use that landfill! LOL

Mine is up!

http://www.wizardofotin.blogspot.com/

Serena said...

How'd it get to be Friday already? Are you manipulating Time? Is that your dirty little secret?;)

Janna said...

Ok, now you're creeping me out. :o
LOL.

I'm going to forget the part about the cat and the cousin and the boss, ok?
Although I did have a boss a few years ago who...
(ahem)
I digress.

My Friday 55 is posted right HERE. :)

KB said...

Confession is good for the soul G. I'm all ears :)

Prayer Girl said...

Nice 55 Mr. Knowitall.
I remember when I was young I had a crush on an older cousin. It remained just a crush.

Not too many secrets left in my closet these days.

My 55 is up.

PG

MomsJournal said...

Landfills aren't so good for hiding those sorts of things. I'd recommend a pig farm. :P

Mine will be up at midnight Pacific time. ;-)

Missy said...

One time I lied to my parents about the window pane on the front door being broke. My brother did it but I said it was a person who drove by who threw a rock.

Ah that feels better I confessed.....Well I did tell mom 44 years later LOL

Monkey Man said...

Some secrets are best left that way. My 55 will be posted HERE after midnight Pacific Time.

Mom of Opiate Addict said...

Oh this is a juicy 55! Your closet sounds more interesting than mine! It has been awhile but mine is up this week.

jinksy said...

Guess my latest skeleton is out of the cupboard - once again I have a 55 awaiting your scrutiny!

anthonynorth said...

A lot of people would like a secret like that :-)
You'll find mine here.

Thom said...

OMG...Twice? TMI TMI TMI

Mine is up HERE. Have a great weekend :)

Larry said...

Well I can't speak for anybody else's cousin but mine was hot lol
digs a hole and hides in it.
I'm posted as of midnight so enjoy just follow the link below.


Zapher's Revenge


Thanks Larry

Vodka Logic said...

Yes interesting secrets you have...or a great imagination. :)

My 55 words are up.

http://snickerbaraddict.blogspot.com/2010/02/55-words-sleep.html

could someone tell me how to make a link in a comment please :)

järnebrand said...

Interesting 55... A lot of secrets there. And they kept getting worse, too...! :)Brian read some of my old 55's and recommended that I'd post you a link. Not quite sure how to do that exactly, but please come read my 55, if you have the time, at
www.jarnebrand.blogspot.com

My latest 55 is a poem about the Sun.
/Jo.

ShAKirA CHOONG said...

Ha ha ha.... but you are so good,
sounds like NON FICTION. LOL

Sleeping with 1st cousin TWICE. WOW.
lol

Mine is up too and I will attempt my html skill again...

hugs
shakira

http://justmeshakirack.blogspot.com/2010/02/flash-friday-55-darn.html

Akelamalu said...

Killing the boss I can understand and it's forgivable, but sleeping with your cousin???? LOL

Good one G-man.

Mine's up. :)

Shadow said...

those are some secrets....

Hootin' Anni said...

Sooooooooooo, you're the one!! You KNOW where Jimmy H0ffa is buried!!!?!! [kidding]

DAMSEL IN DISTRESS 55 for me this week. [scroll down a bit to find 'er]

Have a great weekend and super week ahead to all...

5thsister said...

http://5thsister.blogspot.com/2010/02/flash-friday-55-1st-love.html

is my "public" 55. I have also written a guest post over at

http://tattoosandteethingrings.blogspot.com/

This one's a little more personal and will be up by 8:30 am PST.

Thanks in advance for dropping by!

the walking man said...

I never buried the boss...I still wanted to kick his bones around some.

Chef Kar said...

Those are some secrets ~ and now you've let the strangled cat out of the bag!!

~Karis

Nessa said...

Loving the boss today, are we?

Flash 55 - Footsteps

My name is PJ. said...

You're kind of a genius, aren't you? Happy to follow.

The Silver Fox said...

I just posted my very first Friday Flash 55. Unfortunately, it probably won't make sense to those who aren't already quite familiar with my blog. Oh, well, it's a start, I suppose.

http://silverfoxlair.blogspot.com

g-man said...

Hi Everybody!!
I have a busy day at work today, I may not answer many 55's until later tonight...
Thanks for playing, and please be patient...Galen

Mona said...

O dear...what made me think it was Thursday today!

I guess you will find round about 55ve words in my captions on my Thursday portrait today!..I hope so...

Mona said...

Oh! & that is a very nice 55ve. It is comforting to know that all people have skeletons in their closets, and the worst they are, the better I feel...( Sorry Gman!I'm just being brutally honest here)

C.M. Jackson said...

LOL ---Glad to see you back and ready to start the weekend---enjoy! Mine is up!

hope said...

I work in local government and we have a landfill. Hmmm. ;)

Mine's up. Have a fantastic weekend!

lime said...

that's quite a list of secrets!

Realliveman said...

Woking the the Kroger reference. Nice!

great 55!

VE said...

Interesting...any of these based in truth? ;)

Since it's Friday I thought I'd do my Flash 55 all in the letter "F"...

Here is mine

Alicia said...

Oh my. It started pretty mild and then...


Here's mine

evalinn said...

Oops, lots of secrets there! Good to see you agian. :-D And hey, I´ve made my homework and written a 55!

Jessie said...

hmmm...sounds like some pretty interesting secrets. mine aren't nearly as interesting...

i hope to have one up by the end of the day ... time will tell!

have a rockin' one G-Man!
smiles,

javajazz said...

"people...PEOPLE...!!!
FICTION...!!!"
funny gman...xo
ps i have zero skeletons
and very little
closet space...
although, there was
this one time..
awww ferget aboot it...!
xoxo

Doctor FTSE said...

Hi G_Man! I havae posted my 55 for this week HERE

Lou said...

I'm as pure as the driven snow;)

Hope you had a good respite..

Yvonne said...

Great 55!! Sleeping with the cousin...hmm I had a couple that were pretty hot. There are two kinds of secrets, the ones everybody knows but nobody talks about and the ones nobody knows.

Mine is up!

Dianne said...

G-Man!
you are quite the closet man!
mine is up.
HAKAWE

Buzzard said...

G-Man we have connected on somewhat the same level this week.

For the second time around:The Loft

Jessie said...

okay G-Man, mine is up.

warm smiles for a rockin' weekend!

secret agent woman said...

Your first cousin. And you make fun of Southerners.

Cat said...

ROFL! Twice! Accidently!??!

S said...

Ok now, that's fabulous.
You are getting way too good at this.


...stealing licorice from the liquor store, kissing my cousin in the pool, cutting way too many classes in college, sleeping with profs..ok
feel better?

I would never strangle a cat, hmpfhfhffh!

Akannie said...

Boom da boom...boom da boom...close your eyes and feel the beat baby....let it carry you away...away from landfills and other dirty little things...


I'm up. WooHoo...

Susan said...

I wrote my first Flash Fiction Friday. Hope you have a moment to stop in and read it. I have so enjoyed reading all the others. Nice to meet you!

sarah said...

lies lies, secrets and lies... ☺ Sarah

Susan at Stony River said...

TWICE omg, you had me laughing! Somebody better go to heaven with some very nice chocolates to bribe St. Peter with, I'm thinking...LOL

We're on the same wavelength this week; mine's up late, I know, but it's here.

buffalodick said...

I shot holes in my moms sheer curtains once with a shotgun, I had taken everything out of the shell but the primer...she thought it was moths for years..

Ms Hen said...

....mmmm.. did those things happen..

Okay.. my first cousin asked me out. I adored him.......

But Yikes he was my first cousin.. and out of respect for my Aunt (his mother).. I could not date him..

We did accidentally bump into each other in a disco .. and kissed for about ten minutes.. (blame it on the 2 Kamikaze drinks)...I was around 16/17 and he 20 at the time. He did ask me out years later when I was 20.. not a good idea.

The kids would have come out too demented with those crazy family genes..lol

Missed last week.. but wrote one now.. hugs to you...

Donnetta Lee said...

Whoa! Those secrets just keep snowballing, don't they? Hey, this sounds like something I would write!

Mine's up. D

clean and crazy said...

so was dr john, fandango as well? i haven't seen the dragons since dr.john passed. missed the 55 this week but i am still around

schererart said...

True or not, naughty secrets made for an excellent 55!

SandyCarlson said...

Yes. Our friends help us bury the bodies....

Fun one, G-man. You're awesome for making it all happen here.

jozien said...

Hi, see i don't get it, this 55 thing. did it have to be a real secret? ahh i could have made it way juicier. Well anyway, i hope your friday ain't over yet, i just wanted to say i am in.

Dianne said...

Do we need to write disclaimers, fiction...nothing personal... metaphorical....the names changed to protect the innocent....Ha Ha Ha.

Keep us guessing, I say.
HAKAWE, G-man
Di

Mama Zen said...

I did NOT, and you can't prove it!

Shrinky said...

Who told you about the cat incident?? It's nothing but a spurious allegation, where's your proof, eh?

(Sniff..)

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