Sunday, March 22, 2009
Health Tips From Mr. Knowitall.....
I hope you are having a Great Week-End.
And Mr. Knowitall is about to make it better!!
See those 'evil' pictures above?
Not only is coffee tasty, it's a mild stimulent with many medical uses! Caffeine contains a muscle relaxent that is beneficial to people that suffer from bronchial problems and asthma. It also releases certain fatty acids into the blood stream that become a useful source of fuel for muscles.
The only serious side effect, is that too much caffeine can cause some weight loss.
And people with fecal incontinence should avoid caffeine since it loosens the anal and spincter muscles..hehehehe
Cannabis is said to be useful for over 250 conditions!
For this very reason it is legal on perscription in most western countries.
It is said to help alleviate arthritis, asthma, depression, glaucoma, and pain.
It is also beleived to ease the symtoms of constipation!
It helps ease nausea during chemotherapy in cancer patients.
It can restore your appetite. (If it needs restoring)
Cannibis has been used medicinally for over 3000 years!!
Cocoa and dark chocolate improves the overall health of the circulatory system. It stimulates the brain, prevents coughs, prevents diarrhea, and may even be an anti-cancer agent! A recent BBC study indicates that melting chocolate in your mouth increases brain activity and heart rate more intensly than passionate kissing. With the effect lasting 4 times longer after the activity ends.
Eating small amounts of chocolate on a regular basis, helps reduce cholesterol and reduces the chances of having a heart attack. (I'll have a Hershey Bar please)
A moderate consumption of beer has been associated with lowering the risk of heart disease, stroke, and mental disease. Brewers Yeast (Used in the production of beer, and carried through to the finished product)contains magnesium, sellenium, potasium, phosphorus, biotin,and many B vitimins. For this reason beer is sometimes called "Liquid Bread"!! A 2005 Japanese study has shown that low-alcohol beer has strong anti-cancer properties. And contrary to popular belief, a 'beer belly' or 'beer gut', is NOT caused by beer, it's caused by over-eating and lack of exercise.
So if you wake up to brewing coffee, smoke a joint, get the munchies and eat a chocolate bar....FEAR NOT!!!!
You are taking excellent care of your body, and improving your over all health.
I think I'll go have a MGD 64 now.....