Sunday, March 22, 2009

Health Tips From Mr. Knowitall.....






Hi everybody....
I hope you are having a Great Week-End.
And Mr. Knowitall is about to make it better!!
See those 'evil' pictures above?
Read On!!!

COFFEE/CAFFEINE...

Not only is coffee tasty, it's a mild stimulent with many medical uses! Caffeine contains a muscle relaxent that is beneficial to people that suffer from bronchial problems and asthma. It also releases certain fatty acids into the blood stream that become a useful source of fuel for muscles.
The only serious side effect, is that too much caffeine can cause some weight loss.
And people with fecal incontinence should avoid caffeine since it loosens the anal and spincter muscles..hehehehe

CANNABIS...

Cannabis is said to be useful for over 250 conditions!
For this very reason it is legal on perscription in most western countries.
It is said to help alleviate arthritis, asthma, depression, glaucoma, and pain.
It is also beleived to ease the symtoms of constipation!
It helps ease nausea during chemotherapy in cancer patients.
It can restore your appetite. (If it needs restoring)
Cannibis has been used medicinally for over 3000 years!!

CHOCOLATE...

Cocoa and dark chocolate improves the overall health of the circulatory system. It stimulates the brain, prevents coughs, prevents diarrhea, and may even be an anti-cancer agent! A recent BBC study indicates that melting chocolate in your mouth increases brain activity and heart rate more intensly than passionate kissing. With the effect lasting 4 times longer after the activity ends.
Eating small amounts of chocolate on a regular basis, helps reduce cholesterol and reduces the chances of having a heart attack. (I'll have a Hershey Bar please)

BEER...

A moderate consumption of beer has been associated with lowering the risk of heart disease, stroke, and mental disease. Brewers Yeast (Used in the production of beer, and carried through to the finished product)contains magnesium, sellenium, potasium, phosphorus, biotin,and many B vitimins. For this reason beer is sometimes called "Liquid Bread"!! A 2005 Japanese study has shown that low-alcohol beer has strong anti-cancer properties. And contrary to popular belief, a 'beer belly' or 'beer gut', is NOT caused by beer, it's caused by over-eating and lack of exercise.

So if you wake up to brewing coffee, smoke a joint, get the munchies and eat a chocolate bar....FEAR NOT!!!!
You are taking excellent care of your body, and improving your over all health.
I think I'll go have a MGD 64 now.....
Peace...!!!

19 comments:

Akelamalu said...

Well Dr. G-man I'm going to print off that little snippet of information and when anyone asks why I drink coffee, smoke pot, eat chocolate and drink beer I'll just tell them you said it was OK! LOL

Akelamalu said...

Hey, am I first? Yes I am! :0

Serena said...

Health food -- yay!:)

Connie said...

I love coffee. I love Dove chocolate. Never tried pot.

clean and crazy said...

well this little addict will have to be unhealthy at best!!
As for your healthy beer bread, the diabetes in my family tree will tell you that I will be unhealthy by not consuming this either.
As for Chocolate, I can tell you it is a wonderful stimulating piece of yummy decadence, but sex is better and helps more with the beer belly!!

citizen of the world said...

I'm with you on all but the pot. I'm okay with it for medicinal purposes, but it does damage your lungs just like regular cigarettes. But the wine, beer and choclate - hand it over!

Lulda Casadaga said...

If you can't smoke it make it a brownie...chocolate...and have a hot cup of joe and a beer to wash it down with! :)

But, G-man I believe it has to be Dark Chocolate not a Hersheys milk chocolate...sorry, no kisses for you! :D

S said...

Numbers 2 and 3 please.
I'll pass on 1 and 4.
Did you know I am a coffee virgin?

Gotta be a virgin at something!

:P

Cazzie!!! said...

Yumm to all except the weed, lol, I am silly enough without it man :)

Shadow said...

oh man, aren't you a sinful one this day, totaly lovely. now i have a good excuse (just kiddin')

evalinn said...

Very interesting! :-)

buffalodick said...

Fun facts to know and yell!

javajazz said...

haha! i love it!
2 out of 4 of those
are my most
favourite food groups...
yummm!

mile191 said...

Well, thanks for the tips.

by the way, I made the Corned Beef using your recipe, and the ENTIRE thing got engulfed...it was amazing. THANKS.

lime said...

hahahaha, there's only one thing on that whole list that i even enjoy, but i do enjoy it fully.

Mona said...

I still prefer Pasionate kissing...

Ghost Dansing said...

you're a real health nut Mr. Knowitall!

G-Man said...

Pearlie Mae..
Maggie..xo
Connie..
COTW...
Lulda..
Suzie Cue..
Cazz..
Shadow Dancing..
Evalinn..
Buff..
Lana..:-)
Mile..
Trini..
Monique..
Ghost...
Thank You all for visiting, I'm very tired tonight. 10 hour days are killing me...Later...G

tsduff said...

I like them all in one way or another...