Monday, March 23, 2009
I try to see the best in everything.
Like, my glass is always half/full sort of crap.
To prove my point, check this list out...
THE TOP GOOD THINGS ABOUT HELL!!!
* None of that annoying 'check-in' procedure, like with St. Peter.
* Due to recent health code changes, vats of boiling brimstone, now use low-fat canola oil.
* Your..."Do you smell something burning" shtick, slays them year after year!
* Plenty of legal help available for that "wrongful death" lawsuit.
* Satan's confused attempts to torture masochists, can be highly entertaining.
* No need to pack the parka!
* Sure it's hot...But it's a 'dry heat'.
* FREE prostate checks and PAP smears administered daily.
* Prizes awarded for the best prank phone calls to GOD.
* Everywhere you look, theres a smoking section.
* Your little "Blue Flame" trick, now produces spectacular results!!
* 52 Smmmmmmokin channels of Jim Carrey.
* Everybody gets a length of pipe, and a daily whack at Nancy Kerrigans knee!
* Fortune to be made on "Welcome OJ" T-Shirts...
* Free Micro-Soft software for EVERYBODY!!!(As per agreement made in the early 80's)
There you have it...