Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Ask Mr. Knowitall...

If it's Wednesday, it must be time for....Ask Mr. Knowitall.

A Mr. Ragdy Andie of Hasbro Pennsylvania asks..
Dear Mr. Knowitall...What causes freckles?

"Ragdy, except in the case of albinos, every person's skin has cells called Melanocytes, which produce a certain amount of Melanin, a dark pigment that absorbs ultraviolet light. These cells produce Melanin at increasing rates when the skin is exposed to sunlight..hence, the tan!
Some Melanocytes are more active than others. When groups of active ones are surrounded by groups of less active ones, the results are islands of pigment known as freckles".

A Mr. Steve King of Bangor Maine asks...
Dear Mr. Knowitall...Why do people get goose bumps?

"Dear Steve, Goose bumps are a vestige from the days when humans were covered with hair. When it got cold, the hairs were stood on end, creating a trap for air and providing insulation. The hairs have long since disappeared, but in the places where they used to be, the skin still bristles, trying to get warm".

A Mistress Chandra from Chicago Illinois demands...
Hey!!..Kneel!..OK, Big Boy...Where did the people who created "Star Trek" come up with the name of Spock's planet Vulcan?

"Mistress Chandra, at one time astronomers were sure there was actually a planet called Vulcan, located somewhere between the planet Mercury and the Sun. It's existence was first proposed in 1845 by The Frenchman Urbain Leverrier. It was his Hypothesis to explain a discrepancy in Mercury's orbit...But Einstein's general theory of relativity explained Mercury's odd orbit, and the existence of Vulcan was discredited".

A Mr. Alex ljiljak of Swartz Creek Michigan asks...
Dear Mr. Knowitall, Did W.C. Fields say.."Anybody that hates dogs and babies can't be all bad"?

"Dear Ajax, No!...But he DID say"....
'A woman drove me to drink, and I never wrote to thank her.'
'How do I like my children?..Boiled!'
'Never give a sucker an even break'

Mr. Knowitall grows weary.... Peace!
'

19 comments:

Serena Joy said...

Heh. I have some freckles and I get goose bumps every now and then. Luckily, I don't have Vulcan ears. I don't think I like Mr. Alex Whosit. LOL.:)
xoxo

Little Wing said...

Someone lied to me! I was told that freckles were where the angels kissed me!

Chad said...

Man, that was funny.

Cazzie!!! said...

As usual, a great post Galen :)

MONA said...

Why does mr knowitall grows weary day by day?

Why does mr knowitall hang around on YM all nights long?

I am not asking!!! SHE > asked it!
See? I am pointing my finger at her right now!

G-Man said...

Serena Joy....?
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You've Nailed me 2 days in a row!!
I love freckles on a beautiful woman..xobgxoxo

Jadey,
Yeah sweetie...
Right after The Stork dropped you off.xoxoxox

Chad,
Glad to see you made it back son! Thanks

Cazzie,
As usual, I'm very glad to see you..xox

Mona,
In about 20 some years, you'll know why I grow weary..
And I'm not on all night long...xoxmrxoxox

lime said...

fascinating....so much so that it gave me horripilations

Lady Roxanne said...

You sure do know everything dont you?

MONA said...

Of course you aren't Galen.. it was a joke silly!

& that was a joke too!






the 'silly'!

Charles said...

Mr. Knowitall,
Please explain Einstein's general theory of relativity here. Please also extend the explanation with a treatise on the his special theory of relativity.

When you are done with that, please tell us the physiological differences his brain has between the average human brain, and what it implies.

tsduff said...

Did you know the hairs are still there? Some are just bigger and darker than others :)

javajazz said...

mr knowitall grows silly.
xo

Crabby said...

I thought my Dad gave me those freckles. Where ever they came from...I'd like to send them back.

Little Wing and I have the same father! Mine told me that too about the angels. Well, I'm not surprised. Dad got around.

SignGurl said...

I wanna meet Mistress Chandra.

Top cat said...

as always I leave here a little bit smarter than when I arrived.lol
Cool stuff dude.
tc

Serena Joy said...

Twice in a row -- what are the odds?:-)

G-Man said...

Oh Limey,
I'm so glad that I can still do that!!
Thanks sweetie..xox

ROXI!!!!!!!
My Inspiration
My Buddy
My long lost Friend!!
Hi Baby, I sure have missed you!!
Glad to be of service..xox

Mona,
I know...You are always kind and playful..
Thanks..xomrxoxox

Charles,
Mr. Knowitall is still weary, maybe next week..

Terry!!
Hi Ms.Duff..
I always LOVE your visits!..Thanks xoxoxox

Lisa..
Yes he does!!
xoyentaxoxox

Crabby,
In your case, thats the truth..*wink*
Thanks for stopping by.xox

Signgurl,
She's very "strict",
But she's also Gentle..
thanks Jenn..xoxox

TC,
Thanks brother..
Coming from you thats a real compliment!

Serena Joy,
About 35 to 1
You should play the lottery!!
xoxox

Charles said...

Next week will work.

Strumpet said...

Galen,

You seriously must have ESP because if I was going to fuck one of the U.S.S. Enterprise crew members from the first season, it would most DEFINITELY be Spock. Something about those ears and that Vulcan death grip always turned me on.

As for freckles... I have tons.

But, the REAL question was about retrograde motion! =P


Sign,

If I ever get up to Mich again...you, me, Galen and Barman are gonna have one HELL of a time, cos I wanna meet you too! =P