I call this post.....Ask Mr. Knowitall Anything!
A Miss Jane Goodall from "Somewhere in Africa" asks;
Q>Can Animals See In Color?
A>Jane, You ignorant misguided Slut! Apes and some monkeys see the full spectrum of color, as do some fish and birds. But most Mammels see color only as shades of gray.
Carl Sagan from "Somewhere in Heaven" asks;
Q>Why are There 24 Hours in a Day?
A>Carl, nice to see you again, I thought you was dead! To the ancients, 12 was a mystical number, it could be evenly divided by 2,3,4, and 6..( Thats one of the reasons we still use dozens today). 24 Hours are made up of 2 twelves--12 hours before noon, and 12 hours after..
Phil Specter from " Jail Somewhere" asks;
Q>What Was the First Gold Record?
A>Hey Phil, Can't break out of that "Wall of Sound" eh?
Glenn Miller got it for "Chattanooga Choo-Choo"..The first certified million selling album was the soundtrack from "Oklahoma"..( I always loved "Poor Jud Is Dead")
George Kellogg from Battle Creek Michigan asks;
Q>Why Don't The Raisins in Raisin Bran Fall to the Bottom of the Box?
A>IDIOT!!! Raisins are added to boxes only after more than 1/2 of it has already been packed. The cereal thus has a chance to settle and condense. During average shipping conditions, boxes get jostled a bit...so the raisins actually sift and become evenly distributed throughout the box.
Milton Hershey from Lancaster PA. asks;
Q>Who Brought Chocolate From The New World to Europe?
A>Charles Lindburg....NOT!!!!! Who do you fucking think? Cortez the Killer!!!
When he wrote to Emperor Charles V, of Spain. He described a "divine drink" which builds resistence and fights fatigue...Cortez was speaking of Chocolate! A drink that the Aztecs brewed from the cacao bean. This bean was valued so highly, that it was actually used as currency..
He brought some home to Spain, and it was an instant success...
I grow weary of these easy questions, I think that I'm gonna go archive some of SnowWhites HNT pics....Yowzer!!!!....... Peace...... Mr. Knowitall!!!