Thursday, April 26, 2007

Friday 55.....#5

Why am I doing this?
Why am I paying for something
that I've been doing since I was 13?
I feel very guilty.

But God, She's so beautiful...
...And she'll do things that my wife
would NEVER do.
She'll even wash my balls,
when we finish!
"OK...All ready for your golf lesson Mr. Haynes"?

30 comments:

snowelf said...

HAHA! The newbie is first! :)

(Hi everyone!)

Galen, I loved this!!
I totally laughed out loud!
In fact it reminded me of someone I knew once upon a time...

But that's another story for another time. Hee hee!

--snow

G-Man said...

A ball washer or a golf pro?
Congratulations Snowelf, you just nailed the G-Man first!!
Good job..xox

cathy said...

Typical man put a stick in tour hand and give you a couple of balls to play with........
Nice one G


Now to post mine.

jillie said...

You are getting so good at this g-man!

Ball washer huh? I'm going to have to sit on this one...HEY...get your mind out of the gutter!

xo

lime said...

ROFLMAO!!!!

good one galen. i knew you had to have a twist at the end, that was a good one for sure.

Breazy said...

LMAO! I like it!

I read your comment on my blog and wanted to let you know that I am up and running again but my evenings are very busy and I only get one here or there where I can actually have time to get on and play before 9 or 9:30PM.

Happy Friday!

G-Man said...

Thanks Cathy,
I already defiled your post...xoxox

Jillie? Do you golf?
Then you know how very important clean Balls are!

Limey...I'm like the Alfred Hitchcock of 55's!
Hahahaha...xoxox

Thanks Breazy, now go to bed!!

S said...

Hah! Most excellent 55 sir. I am up as well....and green with envy.

MONA said...

T well galen.LOL
While I drink my tea here!

You are so funny!!
That last line is ' khare lund par dhoka!'[ a jilt to an erection],

A term very much used as a figure of speech in India for someone who jilts you on the last moment!

Queenie said...

You men need so little............
By the way, back to my post, had to look up yenta (not that smart you see), you really think that???

Cazzie!!! said...

LMAO..very witty..a conjuring story if you will.

barman said...
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barman said...

My golf pro, Sheila, never washed my balls. I thought she did a pretty good job teaching golf... that is until now. :(

Very nice. I put up a 55 this week again. It takes a little doing but I am enjoying this. I have to remember to thank S and you since I saw it here first. Thanks G-man and great 55.

G-Man said...

Susie, I get it.
You are my 55 Mentor!!Thanks for guiding me!!
Well, you and Limey!!

Mona?
My whole life is a series of erection jilts!
Thanks, and good Morning!

Queenie, you make me smile, thanks for your added touch of class!!!

Cazzie..
Thanks sweetie, I need to come get my History lesson...G xox

Barman!!
Clean balls is a must in golf..
Please don't forget it!!
Have a great time at the Derby!

Top cat said...

Fantastic 55 galen, you are getting good at this and I actually GOT this one.LOL

good morning bud, we had a massive phone outage in my area Wednesday and I've been without a phone and my Internet until this morning.
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack!:)
tc

G-Man said...

TOP CAT!!
You need to get cable!
You be freakin people out son!!
Glad that is all that was wrong!!

SeaRabbit said...

I would love my English language use to be good enough to play this... sadly... to have real fun with it, I'm gonna have to keep it in French... ;-)

Tina said...

Very clever G! Never expected that ending... LOL Thanks for a good laugh.. xoxo

SignGurl said...

I love a good ball washer. Dirty balls are the devil's work.

~d said...

the husband doesn't play golf.
And I (will) wash his balls.

danny said...

you had me there for a mintute.

I thought she'd really wash your balls

too bad.

MilkMaid said...

Happy TGIF!

javajazz said...

oh G-man!
funny you!
i think you have
your writing style
clearly defined now!
hee hee...balls!
must be a theme this week...
why even Ms Duff was
writing about
green prickly balls...
ouch!
xo

MONA said...

Good morning Galen. How are you today? I just wrote a long short story

cathy said...

You defiled my post!
My mother will be so happy when she reads it.

G-Man said...

En Francais? C'est ce Bon!!
Ma Chere? Je t'aime!!
Abientot Jo...

Hey Tina, thanks a bunch.
Nice to see you.....G

Yes Danny, she did wash my balls.."Squeeky Clean"!

Hey Milkmaid,
Thanks for stopping by.
TGIF to you too..xox

JJ, it appears that I do.
I hope you knock em dead tonight Lisa...xoxoxo

OK Mona, I'd love to read it, Thanks for the heads up!

Cathy!
I would never be rude on your post..
I like you way too much!

pink hippo said...

G man,

You are so naughty, but I like this.. :)

Have a great weekend!

G-Man said...

Pink Hippo, you sound just like Pink Ginger!!
She calls me naughty also!
Thanks, I like it...G

javajazz said...

thanks sweet G,
for such support today!
the gig was great
the crystal bowl guy
was just a sweetie,
and we made great music
together!
xoxo

S E E Quine said...

` Oooh! Not even I would wash a man's balls when we're done!