Thursday, March 22, 2007

Words of Wisdom...

OK kids, short and sweet. Free advice from the past.....

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not....Mark Twain

If four guys tell you that you are drunk, even though you have not had a drop, the least you can do is to lie down......Joseph Schenk

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches fifty, and a fool if he doesn't drink afterward...
Frank Lloyd Wright

Never go to a doctor, whose office plants have died....Erma Bombeck

A womans dress should be like a barbed wire fence, serving it's purpose, without obstructing the view....Sophia Loren

Never underestimate a man, who overestimates himself...FDR

To be a good speachmaker.....Be sincere...Be brief....Be seated....FDR

The secret of dealing successfully with a child...is not to be It's parent..Mell Lazarus

Saving is a very fine thing, especially when your parents do it for you...Winston Churchill

Never put off until tomorrow, what you can do the day after tommorrow...Mark Twain

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead...Soupy Sales

If you see a man running down an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, you gotta figure he's a rapist...Dirty Harry Callahan

Sorry for any inconveniance...and thank you for your cooperation....G-Man . Peace.

24 comments:

jillie said...

LOL...OH MY! I'm first.

Now I forgot what I was going to say...so for now...good night g-man.

XO

MONA said...

happy shit day to you too Gman..
WAAAAAHHHHHH! I dont like this shit day at all..sniff sniff!!

& you didnt write anything about my favourite Bernard Shaw who said: Never do unto other as you will that they do unto you. Their taste might not be the same.

Sniff Sniff..Whaaahhhhhh!!!!

Autumn Storm said...

Words of wisdom indeed. :-) That first one is particularly true, at least most of the time.

G-Man said...

Jillie Dear, Your first in more ways than one! xo

Mona, my favorite Shaw quote is" England and America, are 2 countries separated by the same language"...Love ya baby!

Autumn!! Jeez we really miss you around here. I hope all is well across the Pond?..Thanks sweetie xo

Top cat said...

good morning g-man, hope this is a very successful day for you.

I am a bit wiser after visiting here today, thank you. Now all I have to do is remember this stuff.

We both quoted great people today.:)
tc

lime said...

i rather like mark twain's advice on raising teens...

at age 13 put a child in a barrel with a knothole.

at age 16 plug up the hole.

SignGurl said...

Who said, "Never eat anything bigger than your head"?

barman said...

, I tried to come up with some cute quotes to add here but rundedid out of time. So I guess I will just have to add this comment...

I'm out of here
Barman

Have a great day everyone no matter where you hail from.

Strumpet said...

A picture of Galen adorned with skulls and green beads -- $100.

Most excellent advice from Galen in the guise of quotes from infamous fellow wisemen -- $100/hr.

A picture of Galen holding his fork with a shit-eating grin on his face -- Priceless.


Barman, that picture is unbelievably adorable. Galen looks like he is having the time of his life. Again, in all the pictures you guys just look so happy!!

Even Galen's feet under the table. They look happy!!!

Kate said...

i love these quotes. fabulous.

javajazz said...

ya, i was totally digging
the feet...
(and he's the only one i know
who can get away with wearing
those accessories!)
(and who has the balls to...!)

tkkerouac said...

All great quotes, you've been linked!

barman said...

Well you know it was all Galen ... well and some Sign Gurl. He did not have the fork up at first then he poased for the picture. I get the feeling it is so G-man.

Crabby said...

I'll get enough sleep when I'm dead. Sam Elliot....Roadhouse.

G...I want my friggin shoes back!

jillie said...

You definitely look like the cat that caught the canary!!

LOL

Manny said...

Never hide your stash in your bedroom...hide in in your mother's.
Manny

I learned that one the hard way. To this day I wonder what might have been in her portable sewing machine when we sold it after she passed. LOL Ouch, I think she just smacked me.

G-Man said...

Hi everybody!! I'm gonna do my Borders thing for a while...Thanks for commenting...and of course I'll respond to all a little later...G-Man

barefoot_mistress said...

Such good advice to take with me into the weekend...
Have a good one G man

wmy said...

That Sophia...she is one smart bitch huh???
I said some really nice, sweet things about your lunch on my blog...hahahahahahahha

DarkAngel said...

Truth is funnier than fiction.

*hugs you*
DA

G-Man said...

Mr. Rick, I did indeed have a good day today...
Thank You my friend..G

Michelle, you have so much wisdom in that great brain of yours....

Hi Jenn, Who said that?
You are my Blogging Queen! Thanks for all of your wonderful guidance.
And for not posting those real pics!! xoxox

Barman, you have a great week-end brother. And thanks for making this a fun week for me....Galen

Crabby, I love that movie. Swayze was great as the "cooler"...xox

Strumpet, I don't think that I've ever been called adorable before in my whole life!! And comming from you it kind of makes it sound OK!!
You are the best...G xoxox

Kate, a newcomer to my little Jungle..Thanks for those kind words, and please come back again...Galen

Lisa, we all have our personna you know..
I miss you very much...G

Tracy, thanks a bunch!!
You are one of my favorite Canadians...
And I'm flattered that you have linked me..G xox

Hey a fella has got to eat ya know!! Thanks again Bryan.

Jillie, how about the cat that ate the free lunch..Hahahahahaha

Manny those are indeed sound words of advice!!
That happened to you?
Your stash of what?
Maybe me and Wendy should pay you a visit?
Thanks sweetie. xoxox

Mistress are you up to something? You are being strangely nice to me...
Thanks Susie, you know I really like you lots..
An honorary Indian....G

Wendy?? I'll have to see how I was trashed..I'll be right over!...Galen xo

Dark Angel, the torture Queen! Great pic yesterday, I'm still in recovery..You Rock Baby!!

cathy said...

If I knew half as much now as I thought I knew when I was a teenager I would Know Twice as much as I do.....CJ

Strumpet said...

It is QUITE okay to be adorable.

It surely is.

For that means that you are adored.

G-Man said...

Cathy, thanks for visiting....Please come back again....Galen

Strumpet? You almost caught me napping...But I checked..Hahahaha
Galen adores Strumpet!!