Words of Wisdom...

OK kids, short and sweet. Free advice from the past.....

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not....Mark Twain

If four guys tell you that you are drunk, even though you have not had a drop, the least you can do is to lie down......Joseph Schenk

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches fifty, and a fool if he doesn't drink afterward...
Frank Lloyd Wright

Never go to a doctor, whose office plants have died....Erma Bombeck

A womans dress should be like a barbed wire fence, serving it's purpose, without obstructing the view....Sophia Loren

Never underestimate a man, who overestimates himself...FDR

To be a good speachmaker.....Be sincere...Be brief....Be seated....FDR

The secret of dealing successfully with a child...is not to be It's parent..Mell Lazarus

Saving is a very fine thing, especially when your parents do it for you...Winston Churchill

Never put off until tomorrow, what you can do the day after tommorrow...Mark Twain

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead...Soupy Sales

If you see a man running down an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, you gotta figure he's a rapist...Dirty Harry Callahan

Sorry for any inconveniance...and thank you for your cooperation....G-Man . Peace.