OK kids, short and sweet. Free advice from the past.....
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not....Mark Twain
If four guys tell you that you are drunk, even though you have not had a drop, the least you can do is to lie down......Joseph Schenk
A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches fifty, and a fool if he doesn't drink afterward...
Frank Lloyd Wright
Never go to a doctor, whose office plants have died....Erma Bombeck
A womans dress should be like a barbed wire fence, serving it's purpose, without obstructing the view....Sophia Loren
Never underestimate a man, who overestimates himself...FDR
To be a good speachmaker.....Be sincere...Be brief....Be seated....FDR
The secret of dealing successfully with a child...is not to be It's parent..Mell Lazarus
Saving is a very fine thing, especially when your parents do it for you...Winston Churchill
Never put off until tomorrow, what you can do the day after tommorrow...Mark Twain
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead...Soupy Sales
If you see a man running down an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, you gotta figure he's a rapist...Dirty Harry Callahan
Sorry for any inconveniance...and thank you for your cooperation....G-Man . Peace.