Everyone having a good week-end? Good!! As you all know, the G-Man is an abundance of age and knowledge...Hence my alter ego, Mr. Knowitall! I certainly can't know everything, but what I don't know, really doesn't matter.......But, being the open minded person that I am, I'm willing to ask for help on some unanswered issues.
In this post I'm going to share some little known facts that I do know, but I'll also ask for a little help on a few troubling questions.
These are some little known facts on the Amish......Favorite Amish Summer Pastimes:
1.) Drinking molasses till you puke.
2.) Blowing past the Dairy Queen in a really bitchin' Clydesdale.
3.) Sleeping in till 6 am.
4.)Driving to Reading and kicking some Mennonite ass.
5.) Buttermilk Keggers!
Ok, I'm sure that these things are true! But I'm not quite so sure on these items....
1.) Does virgin wool come from ugly sheep?
2.) Is Pokemon really a Jamaican Proctologist?
3.) If a person checked out a book at the library on suicide...Would you get the book back?
4.) Is a Midget with 40 # testicles really 1/2 nuts?
5.) Is the reason a Rooster has no hands...Because Hens have no tits?
There...I said it. There ARE some things that even I can't be certain of........
And since no one hardly ever posts anything on a warm March week-end, that wasn't too bad was it? A little food for thought as it will...........Thanks for visiting. Peace.......Galen
Oh yeah.......and to all you Virgins out there, Thanks for Nothing!!