Friday, February 23, 2007

SignGurl Rocks!!!

Well wasn't that special? The unveiling of The G-Man! I'm not very experianced at this HNT crap, so a big shout out to the perky and too cute for words Jodi Girl, for reminding me once again that it's time to post new. And folks, all of this was made possible by the beautiful, talented, charming, and ever shrinking Jenn, aka SignGurl. Jenn has a huge Heart of Gold and helps all of us that are in dire need. Manny can attest to that also. Everyone that knows Jenn loves her dearly, and I can't imagine a day without her. She gave me the courage and inspiration to do the previous post and I'll always be at her service.
I wasn't really scared to post a picture of myself, I just didn't know how to go about it. Maybe you CAN teach an old dog new tricks! And speaking of old, there are some tell-tale signs of aging that maybe you should be aware of.....

YOU MIGHT BE GETTING OLD IF.......

When you were in school, there was NO History!
Your Social Security number is 000-oo-0006.
Getting a little 'action' means you don't need fiber today.
Getting 'lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
An All-Nighter means not getting up to piss.
Going Bra-Less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
You change your underwear after every sneeze.
You DON'T care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along!

Some of your favorite games might be....

SAG, your it!
Hide and go...pee.
20 Questions.........Shouted into your good ear!
Musical recliners.
Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
Red Rover, Red Rover..The nurse says bend over!
Kick the Bucket!!

Are you happy now Jodi?.....Peace.........Galen

56 comments:

Jodes said...

am I that demanding? ooh I am 1st, thanks for that.

Jodes said...

ok, really - I said I was NOT giving you a hard time for not having a new post since you were sickie. I appreciate though, my friend, thank you!!! Love the shout out, perky huh, I have not heard that term used for me in a long time. Love the post, get better. xoxoxo

G-Man said...

Uh, Jodi? When I said perky, maybe you didn't know what I was referring to?

Top cat said...

How dare you post my social security number dammit!!!!

G-Man said...

TC...I got socks older than you!

Strumpet said...

The Nurse Says Bend Over sounds like a pretty fun game to me!

Top cat said...

and underwear!!

Meg said...

Old? Old is when Chatting even gets the best of you !!!! :)

Hope your feeling better.

Dude - seriously, you went MIA on me!!

later then,
oh - and have a good weekend!

Meg

barman said...

Hey, no tossing around the old word. We will reserve that for someone that is real old like that lady... what was she, 120 years old or something?

TC my unmentionales are not as old as Gs. When they turn into Sunday underwear then out they go...

G-Man said...

NURSE STRUMPET!
Please keep searching..Just a little deeper, please?

Meg, very old..sorry!

TC, how'd you know?

Barman, Sunday underwear?

Top cat said...

meg I'm sure just seeing you here will make g-man feel better.

barman..120?? she's a youngster and I bet she's got a blog on myspace.
Sunday underwear..don't throw them out just wash them and be sure to use some SHOUT on them.
oops did I mention your unmentionables?

hope you're feeling better g-man.
I think you just took advantage of this sunny day to go to the beach.lol

jillie said...

Let's here it for Jenn!!!
Bowing to Jenn ;o) Thank you for getting g-man to post a HNT!

Are you sick my friend? I think you need the nurse to come over but I won't make you "bend over". Strumpet and I can nurse you back to health. Oh wait...we don't want to put you into heart failure...Oh then that would mean CPR!

Does that mean you're not going to your coffee place?

xoxoxo...does that make you feel any better?

G-Man said...

Part of me feels better now Jillie Bean!

If you and Strumpet ever were in the same room with me, I would need CPR!
But I would go with a BIG smile on my face!

Top cat said...

you ARE at the beach with your laptop, I knew it!
tc

jillie said...

Yep TC that would be litter box heaven for you...HAHAHAHAHA!

No, actually went to breakfast to my usual hang out and yes, it is on the beach and it's so windy outside the sand is EVERYWHERE!

jillie said...

Ahhh...going with a smile on your face. Awww...we don't want you to go...so you better hang in there and get betta!

Ameratis said...

Here I am! Sorry I have been MIA today. Work...ugh! more details will be told on my blog where I shall rant my little heart out. How are you today? Thank heavens it is Friday is all I have to say!

Now I am going to look at yesterdays comments and see if you answered my music lyric LOL

G-Man said...

I want a laptop!!

Jildo....Loved that swimsuit yesterday. Sorry about the Nair comment. I tried real hard looking for some fuzz, but all I got was a headache.

Imp, you'll find that I did indeed!.....G

SignGurl said...

Well, today was just a love fest between you and I wasn't it? I posted that puke story just for you!

I'm sad to say that I resemble some of those old comments. (I'm not telling which ones.)

jillie said...

Not to worry...I thought it was a funny comment at that. You need to get a lap top! I can't imagine not having one....

Loving life at the beach...lol!

xo

G-Man said...

Yeah I got your fucking lovefest!.SIGNGURL!!

Jillie, NO more beach talk..Do I brag about how thick the ice is? Do I expound upon the topic of thawing animal feces? No! So please, no more beach talk.

jillie said...

Ok...mum's the word! My lips are sealed...zip!

barman said...

G-man, I think I was nearly at a beach for a minute there today then I woke up from the daze drooling.

Manny said...

All I can say is...Mr. Sign better never mess up.

Manny said...

And Mrs. g either.

Manny said...

Why, oh why, are all the good one's taken?

Manny said...

The ice is cool, cuz I don't drive in it for 3 days! Yea baby!

Manny said...

K, I'm drinking just a little. 3rd. Absolut, red label, and cranberry juice.

G-Man said...

Barman, whenever I see Nurse Jillie, I'm California Dreaming.

Manny, let G know when you want me to hold your head. OK sweetie?

lime said...

omg, i'm dying.....gogin braless pulls thw wrinkels ott a yer face and sag, you're it.....
my two very favorite...i live them!

barefoot_mistress said...

Wow 89 comments on your devirginizing HNT? I am so impressed! The most impressive thing is that people keep coming back again and again and again...
what the hell are they thinking?

:P

G-Man said...

Of course I was NOT describing your awesome assets Michelle!

G-Man said...

Mistress, G-Mans blog is like the Rotary Club. You come in, get a beverage, and sit around and BS.
Besides, you came back twice eh?
Susie, your foot shot was awesome! Thanks..G

gab said...

lol. Yeah even when I was young if I found my car I was lucky! and who told you about my sneezing problem? Have a great weekend. Hugs

Manny said...

I did ok so I didn't need you to hold my head.

Top cat said...

thawing animal feces..oh how I know about that.
You crack me up g-man.
tc

G-Man said...

Gabby, thank God for that red horn button on the keyless entry remote!

Manny, I'm sorry baby, I hope there were no olives involved..

TC, The joys of Spring!

Manny said...

When I said I did ok, I meant I didn't hurl. I can handle my liquer, most of the time anyway.

G-Man said...

Thats my girl!!
You are NOT a cheap date!

Top cat said...

you guys give me a hangover just thinking about liqueur..ur ur ur urp! almost lost my poached egg on that one.
Hey g-man let's head down to the Toledo Mall and buy some Buckeye stuff, I've been eyeing one of those Buckeye nuts to put on my car antenna.

Top cat said...

you feeling better today g-man?
are you working?

G-Man said...

Horse Chestnuts are everywhere!
But I wouldn't mind taking a trip to the banks of the mighty Maumee River..
I'm at work..Grrrrrrr
I had to virus scan before I got on-line today..G

Top cat said...

have a great day, I've got a birthday party to go to in a bit.
Take it easy.
Saturday dealerships..what's the world coming to?
tc

jillie said...

wazzzz up chicken butt?

jillie said...

Are you feeling better?

G-Man said...

I'm feelin the need for some private Nursin....Jillie!
But I'm much better thank you!

jillie said...

You working hard or hardly working?? Yes, I am a dork.

I'm working on my 3 Day stuff...emails and letters that need to go out. Then nap time. I didn't sleep well last night. My foot/ankle/leg were acting up and I couldn't get comfy. Everytime I moved I woke up...UGH!!!! ONLY 6 MORE DAYS and the pink thing is gone!!!!

G-Man said...

Jillies pink thing.....

jillie said...

aka...cast. Get your mind out of the gutter....lol!

G-Man said...

Jillie, I'm going to the bar. Your the only one playing today. Wanna come along?

Top cat said...

time to go home yet g?

barman said...

Losing a pink thing ... now that sounds painful.

I must admit it is nice to get a cast off. Have only had one, not looking forward to another.

So G, did you find any virureseses on your 'puter. If so maybe you got your computer ill. Not good. Glad you are feeling better.

G-Man said...

I'm home now TC, but not for long.

Barman, I ran the Ad-Aware program,and it found 448 'unwanted' attachments...that don't sound good doe's it?

SignGurl said...

I'm here for more lovin'! Where's all the hotties?

Manny-check
Jodes-check
Jillie-check
Lime-check
Mistress-check
Gab-check
Strumpet-check
Meg-check
Ameritas-check
Barman-check
Top Cat-check

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SignGurl said...

This joints jumpin'! (at least in my own mind.)

G-Man said...

Jenn, your the guest of honor. Where you been?
Pukin?