Well wasn't that special? The unveiling of The G-Man! I'm not very experianced at this HNT crap, so a big shout out to the perky and too cute for words Jodi Girl, for reminding me once again that it's time to post new. And folks, all of this was made possible by the beautiful, talented, charming, and ever shrinking Jenn, aka SignGurl. Jenn has a huge Heart of Gold and helps all of us that are in dire need. Manny can attest to that also. Everyone that knows Jenn loves her dearly, and I can't imagine a day without her. She gave me the courage and inspiration to do the previous post and I'll always be at her service.
I wasn't really scared to post a picture of myself, I just didn't know how to go about it. Maybe you CAN teach an old dog new tricks! And speaking of old, there are some tell-tale signs of aging that maybe you should be aware of.....
YOU MIGHT BE GETTING OLD IF.......
When you were in school, there was NO History!
Your Social Security number is 000-oo-0006.
Getting a little 'action' means you don't need fiber today.
Getting 'lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
An All-Nighter means not getting up to piss.
Going Bra-Less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
You change your underwear after every sneeze.
You DON'T care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along!
Some of your favorite games might be....
SAG, your it!
Hide and go...pee.
20 Questions.........Shouted into your good ear!
Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
Red Rover, Red Rover..The nurse says bend over!
Kick the Bucket!!
Are you happy now Jodi?.....Peace.........Galen