Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Pet Peeves

I was going to call this post, THINGS THAT I HATE, but that is such a strong, negative thought, so here are a few for now (I have many)...1. T.V. commercials that depict people eating..when they are obviously chewing air..2. People that you eat with at home or at work, that put too much mayo or peanut butter on their knife, then scrape it back on the top of the jar! 3. When you are the 1st one at a parking lot stop sign turning left into traffic, looking carefully BOTH ways, then some rude dick-weed pulls up on your right, turning right, that pulls up so far that you can't see oncomming traffic... 4. Drivers that drive continually on the inside lane on the e-way, 10 mph UNDER the speed limit GET OVER..5. White suburban teen-agers that speak ebonics AND wear their baseball caps side-ways....DON'T BE HATE IN.....Whew I'd better stop now before 'the strain is more that I can bear' ( Doc Holliday).....Later

5 comments:

erika said...

OK I promise not to scape my knife on the mayo jar anymore.

lime said...

ok, now about this peanut butter thing....

my issue is that when you spread something on the bread, be it peanut butter, mayo (which i personally find as appetizing as smearing snot on bread, but hey whatever makes your socks go up and down), butter (and please don't even get me started on butter being kept in the fridge so it is too hard to spread properly...) you MUST make sure that the ENTIRE top of the bread is covered. You have to go all the way to the edges and make the layer perfectly even. there can't be some little molecule of nekkid bread peering out from behind the spread of your choice. it's just WRONG.

thank you, i am finished now.

G-Man said...

Thank You Erika...what do you mean anymore?.....Lime? OCD about bread spreads?

Strumpet said...

Mayo can lick my asshole.

G-Man said...

Strumpet, may G-Man do the same?