Monday, July 29, 2013

Who Gives a Shit?







Hi Everybody...

Watch out peeps....Yawn Alert!!!

1.) ANYTHING the Pope says regarding Gays...Who Gives a Shit?

2.) ANYTHING regarding Scientology... Who Gives a Shit?

3.) ANYTHING regarding Johnny Depp... Who Gives a Shit?


Got ANYTHING to add?

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....



( The new parents can't decide on a name )

He... Reginald, I love the name Reginald.

She... Don't be a Duffer! That's a Barmy name, I prefer Percival.

He... You Bloody Bint! That name went out with the Fox Trot.

She... OK, we'll compromise....
George Alexander Louis Percy-Reggie Mountbatton of Wales,
Prince of Cambridge
Viscount of Cornhole


Picking a name ain't rocket science, I named Reese after a candy bar!
If you or anyone you know has a stupid name or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the most nameless host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Thursday Portrait.....



I was back in the lube rack irritating Reese today when he snapped
a picture of me. Eerily enough it falls into my usual "theme"
for Thursday postings. Can you guess how?

See ya Thursday 8:00 PM EDST

Monday, July 22, 2013

Who Gives A Shit?




Hi Everybody...!!!

I'm terribly sorry to my brothers and sisters across the way but.....
This supersedes even the Kardashians at this point.

1.) The Royal baby watch...Who Gives a Shit?

ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!!!

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....


He knew the End was near.
His breathing became laborious.
He could see himself laying in bed from above.
Last night his mother visited him. (She died in '77')
He only had enough strength for one final word.
He motioned for his Son to come near.
He whispered.....Poontang! Then died.
(Rosebud was already taken)


If you have never seen Citizen Cane, you must think this was stupid.
Hell...Even if you HAVE seen it you might think this was stupid.
Have you ever wondered what your final words would be?
Something other than....LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you or anyone you know is stupid, or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the most stupidly gracious host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...


Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Thursday Portrait.....




Cherry-Poppin G-Man!!!

No offense to my Brothers and Sisters in the Pacific Northwest,
BUT the cherries in the first 5 are from Washington State.
The second 5 are Traverse City Sweet Cherries. They may look
similar, but the TC cherries are about FIFTY FIVE times SWEETER!
Really, Sara Lee must think so since they have been buying up most
of the crop for several years now.
Enough about cherries...See you Thursday Night 8:00 PM EDST.

Monday, July 15, 2013

Summertime.....





As far as my usual Monday post goes today ? ....I Don't Give a Shit!

But me and the boy DID go up to Au Gres this week-end to do a little
Angling. It was oppressively hot, but we did do OK. The fish in the first
pic is what the locals call a Sheepshead. They are also known as a Freashwater
Drum (Aplodinotus Grunniens) You can eat them, and they put up a terrific
fight, but they are boney and have a lot of guts, so we usually just toss them back.
Now the Cats? That's a different story! They put up a GREAT fight, and they are
delicious. They are ugly, and they will horn you with one of three sharp barbs if
you don't handle them properly. We also caught 9 Walleye that were of legal size.
They say that God adds a day to your life for every day fishing, so the rest of this
Summer me and Reese will be fishing as much as we can.....