Thursday, February 13, 2014

Friday Flash 55.....



C'mon Sweetheart, ya didn't think that I was serious did ya? Well....Did ya?
I was only kiddin   ((BLAM!!!)) The bullet ripped perfectly through the cornea
of his right eye. He was dead before he hit the floor!
( She thought to herself )
Hmmmm....Damn Smith-Wessons, they always pull a little to the left.....



Poor Sweetheart, she meant to shoot him right between the eyes! Practice makes Perfect.
If you or anyone you know needs to practice or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most unpracticing host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!!

27 comments:

Laura said...

Can't believe she didn't go for his heart, Valentine's Day and all. Have a good one Galen!
my 55 (non-fiction… sorry) http://www.shinethedivinecreativityisaspiritualpractice.com/2014/02/love.html

Brian Miller said...

ha. was aiming right between but...
shouldnt kid with a dame that packs a gun....just saying

grapeling said...

ouch! think Visine will get the red out?

he didn't just fall, he tumbled - or at least, my Flash 55 did ~

Margaret said...

He should have known by the look in her eyes - but he probably wasn't looking at her eyes. His mistake!

February

Alice Audrey said...

Those darn Smith and Wessons are always marring the beauty of the kill. Tsk.

Mine is up

Brian Miller said...

ok lets see if i can bang out a 55 for you...i am a little out of practice...

schikk///slushhhh
whump

the world spins
up to 1,038 miles per hour
depending where you are

i only slightly slower

it's the stop that---

freezes

face/down
in a mound of snow

'i think dad is dead'

'told you we shouldn't have built the snowboard ramp'

'it'll take more than---'

that's
when
snowballs
begin to hit

Brian Miller said...

we are under 18 inches of the white stuff right now...so...

Mary said...

Here is my Valentine's Day 55: Valentine's Day.

G-Man said...

Yeah Brian...
I heard you guys got dumped on.
I'm sure you have "Snow Days" left
Thanks for sharing your Wintery Fun....G

Brian Miller said...

we are eating spring break now...only one day down now though...but we have plenty of winter left to go

razzamadazzle said...

Now that's my kind of Valentine's Day story. ;-)

Mine is HERE.

Gabriella said...

I do not know about practice but I have written a 55. Here is my offering for today: Valentine Eve

John (@bookdreamer) said...


My 55 is about love of course here

anthonynorth said...

.55 revolver. I like it :-)
You'll find mine here.

the walking man said...

I wrote just because I wouldn't feel right remembering it's 55 day and not doing it.



Now you have made me wonder if I should have showed the old lady where the safety on the Mossberg 500 is?

Lydia said...

Murder most foul "Complete and unabridged" in 55 words! Oh, such a romantic you are, G. You are still one of my favorite Valentines.

The beaches

Vodka Logic said...

Colt is always a better choice. ;)

Mine is at http://vodkalogic.com

izzy said...

Great subject you raised my HACKLES!
-I learned to shoot at 3o something,
but that's another story-
Happhttp://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2014/02/ff55-21414-downtown.htmly Valentines!

Vanessa V Kilmer said...

Don't shoot me for neglecting you! My 55 year old heart belongs only to you. [aren't you the lucky one?]

flash 55 - 5 thoughts

MRMacrum said...

Newcomer here. I haven't written any Flash for awhile, but well, no better time than now. Figured my encounter with a Fisher yesterday was a good enough challenge.

55 Words - The Fisher

Alice Audrey said...

If you're having trouble with Izzy's links, try this:

http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2014/02/ff55-21414-downtown.html

G-Man said...

No trouble with Izzy's.
I'm having trouble with Vodka Logic's...Grrrrrrr

hedgewitch said...

I have to say, Poetic Justice! She took her eye off the ball. ;_) I love the titles of the books, "One Tear for my Grave" and especially "Death Is A Round Black Ball"--I could have written that!

Loved your 55, G, and I will be back next week to frolic with the gang. I'm feeling better today and even wrote something, but it refused to be disciplined down to 55. Next week, I promise.

Mr. Charleston said...

I believe Smith and Wesson's mostly pull up. She was apparently aiming at a point somewhat lower.

This Could Get Messy

Other Mary said...

I guess the eyes have it? Happy Valentine's Day to you too! I chose an equally appropriate topic for the holiday.

http://writinginthebachs.blogspot.com/2014/02/choir-loft.html

lime said...

well hey, it all achieved the same result!

Amelia Elizabeth said...

It's a bit late (snow and not wanting to sit at the computer for a few days). Here's Whiskey