Thursday, January 30, 2014

Friday Flash 55.....



Finally....He got a date!
Sure, it was another blind date. But from what his cousin told him, she was PERFECT!
She had a body like a shot of Brandy on a Winter's night, she had legs so long you
had to stop at her knee-cap to get directions....( Sometimes cousins exaggerate)



And they lived happily ever after.
If you or anyone you know was set up by a cousin or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!

25 comments:

Mary said...

Well, I wasn't set up by a cousin!
And I am giving you something besides snow, as you requested in yesterday's post. In fact, I am pretending it is summer.....and I wrote about rabbits and GREEN:

Here's my 55:  A Rabbit's Fate.

Jannie Funster said...

You never know who will click, love being blind and all that.

You will find mine here. (I think) :)

xoox

Jannie Funster said...

Crap, I'm second! :)

Congrats, Mary.

razzamadazzle said...

Oh, blind dates are dangerous! It's much safer to just stay home with the goats and be a crazy goat lady. ;-)

Mine is HERE.

hedgewitch said...

Obviously she must have hidden qualities and a sparkling personality and a half. (Also, why do they *both* look upset--I mean, him, I can understand...but really...)

G, I didn't write a story, and it wasn't about snow, or even any hallucinations containing snowrabbits and devil-possums, but it was the best I could do:

Three Flower Highway

Alice Audrey said...

So that's how the two of them got together. I thought maybe it was his personality.

My 55 is here


Margaret said...

We will be spending a week at the Outer Banks this summer and I told my 14 year old daughter their might be cute guys. She said "Oh, I KNOW. I'm thinking about that!". Hmmm - I think her dad will be keeping a close eye on her! :)

I did my best to create a story - love people watching and I made up a story about a lone man I saw walking the beach each morning with his dogs. (I WAS thinking of the 55's while on vacation!

The Bachelor

Janna said...

Yay for her!!
I want that black robe, except I promise I would wear pants (or a skirt) with mine.

I wrote about food this week, so yay for old times.
None of it makes any sense, but whaddya expect. These polar vortexes (vortices?) are freeze-drying my brain cells.

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

Cloudia said...

ha!


ALOHA from Honolulu
Comfort Spiral
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Gabriella said...

I can't think of anyone who was set up by a cousin but I have written a 55! Here it is: Adventure by Sherwood Anderson

A Daft Scots Lass said...

awesome!

have a great weekend

anthonynorth said...

You can never trust those cousins :-)
You'll find mine here.

grapeling said...

I guess they do exaggerate! Yikes!

Here's mine - back later to read. Have a great weekend, Galen ~

the walking man said...

I don't have any cousins so you'll have to settle for a 55

Mr. Charleston said...

You forgot the part about being a beautician....

The Old Grey Stud Ain't What He Used To Be

Fireblossom said...

Mad magazine once out out an LP of goofy rock n roll songs. My older brother got it and now I have it, having been listening to it since i was tiny. One of the songs goes:

A blind date!/a blind date!/ I'll never go on one again, you can bet./ A blind date!/ a blind date!/ I'd rather play Russian roulette!

Mine us up. :-)

http://fireblossom-wordgarden.blogspot.com/2014/01/pink-boots.html

izzy said...

Love the legs going on that long!
( men never ask directions: ))
So glad you come up with these ideas! Thanks-
http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2014/01/ff55-worse-than-seagulls.html

John (@bookdreamer) said...


Looks like most of my cousins!
mine is here

howanxious said...

And they lived happily ever after... and that is what matters. And yes, people do exaggerate. Well-penned.
:-)
Here is the link to my "55er":
Struck
-HA

Mama Zen said...

Stop at the kneecaps for directions . . . that cracked me up! I've never heard that one before.

Outlawyer said...

Oh dear! Well, she may be a very nice person!

I am sorry - mine is about snow.

http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2014/01/31/cut-friday-flash-55/

k.

Laura said...

perhaps the cousin was blind that would explain a lot...http://www.shinethedivinecreativityisaspiritualpractice.com/2014/02/i-heart-macro-week-38.html

Sadie Tagabayan said...

Actually, I think they're cute together!
BTW, where did you get that picture of my husband and me?
Actually, in spite of being an old Goth gal, I don't wear that much white makeup. But the relative sizes are uncanny. I'm kind of short and round and my husband is tall and thin.
I may try this. I'm looking through writing prompts and seeing if something sparks a little creativity for me!

KB said...

I haven't a 55 but I just wanted to pop in and say hi....HI!

Adam Everhard said...

I know this is quite late, but I was inspired to write this.
People can be beautiful even if they do not look like what we are told to see as beautiful. It's character that matters.