After many hours of drunk negotiating, the salesman and the hooker agree to have sex
in his hotel room. The next day he learns that she gave him CRABS!
Irate, he stormed back to the lounge, finds her, and screams..."Bitch, you gave me crabs"!
She replied, "Hey, what'd you expect for ten bucks....Lobster"?
I'm obligated by the Bylaws of Flash Fiction 55 to have at least 6 Groaners a year..Sorry
If you or anyone you know is a cheap hooker, or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the Crabiest host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
31 comments:
groan. there you go.
sometimes it does not pay to buy cheap. just saying. ha.
my 55
Groans too ~ I don't know who is a cheap hooker ~ But I have written a 55 here:
everyday amazing: A flower is up to you
Happy Friday ~
Sending 55 groans your way ...
GO DUCKS!
*moans AND groans* Yeesh!
I'm afraid I've had another dream:
The Nightmare Of The Leaf
I really think you've already met your limit this year…
What is the penalty for that in the by-laws?
My 55 is all about ME tonight :)
Margaret
Definitely a groaner! Luckily no cheap hookers around here.
Mine is HERE.
I will GROAN for this one for sure. Here is
Mary's 55
Yup, Galen, I groaned. :) *but I also laughed
My 55: Scarlet Faces
Groan!
Consider your duty fulfilled. At least 1/6th of it, anyway.
Mine is up
It's good to be frugal with you're money ... but not in every circumstance!
Oh yeh...I forgot... G-R-O-A-N!!
So, wait... what would she give him if she was vegan?
I bet it looks like really bad seaweed.
Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)
Sorry I missed last week. My health has been lousy. But here I am.
I'm not acquainted with any hookers, cheap or otherwise, but I saw some call girls at an expensive hotel in Chicago last spring. I was skeptical of their taste in fashion, but these days I'm questioning my own...Boots
But, G, she doesn't look like a hooker, cheap or otherwise! You have used up one of your groaner allotments with this one!
tea-hee
I think you have enough groaners but i don't mind groaning either! Here is my contribution to this week's 55: Rain
been a while, G! hope all is well with you.
please excuse my shitty post...
http://myheartslovesongs.com/2013/11/08/merde/
have a great weekend!
d
I'm groaning along with you all. Actually, pretty funny G. Haven't heard that one before. I can't write funny but I can count to 55
here.
This 55 would have covered your groaner quotient for the whole year, G-Man. (LOL)
I believe groans and moans are included in the price.
This cheap hooker is giving you a freebie for ignoring you for weeks.
flash 55 - the queen says off with their heads
G, if that's a cheap hooker - what's an expensive one look like?
Let me offer this to help in the search
Groan definitely... a 55 word here... maybe not a cheap hooker but definitely a high price
Granite Love
Way to keep it classy Galen!
And now for comething completely different:
Pushmi-pullyu
not so cheap after all, that hooker... (or should I say, careful what you ask for? ;)
my 55 is here
hee, hee, hee, i love it!!
I love crab and lobster equally. Yummy, yummy! Especially with white wine, which I am about to pour another big splash of... :)
I think maybe I kinda have a 55 up here.
:) a groaner definitely...:)
my 55 is here - http://myrandrspace.blogspot.com/2013/11/fun-friday-googlism-is-fun.html
Ha. You may have used up your quotient! But I am secretly laughing inside.
Here's mine.
http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/11/08/sketching-an-elephant-from-your-head-flash-friday-55/
http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/11/08/sketching-an-elephant-from-your-head-flash-friday-55/
PS - Have a great weekend, Galen. k. (that was me before -- Manicddaily--I have a blogger alter ego.) K.
PS - Have a great weekend, Galen. k. (that was me before -- Manicddaily--I have a blogger alter ego.) K.
LOL Thanks for the laugh I needed that! oh and groan
soft shell? king? snow?
There's a rumor that I'm a cheap hooker, but I am doing everything in my power to deny those allegations!
Sorry to have missed you this time, G Man. Work has been kicking my butt.
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