Thursday, November 7, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....



After many hours of drunk negotiating, the salesman and the hooker agree to have sex
in his hotel room. The next day he learns that she gave him CRABS!
Irate, he stormed back to the lounge, finds her, and screams..."Bitch, you gave me crabs"!
She replied, "Hey, what'd you expect for ten bucks....Lobster"?


I'm obligated by the Bylaws of Flash Fiction 55 to have at least 6 Groaners a year..Sorry
If you or anyone you know is a cheap hooker, or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the Crabiest host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

31 comments:

Brian Miller said...

groan. there you go.
sometimes it does not pay to buy cheap. just saying. ha.

my 55

Grace said...

Groans too ~ I don't know who is a cheap hooker ~ But I have written a 55 here:

everyday amazing: A flower is up to you

Happy Friday ~

Helen said...

Sending 55 groans your way ...
GO DUCKS!

hedgewitch said...

*moans AND groans* Yeesh!


I'm afraid I've had another dream:

The Nightmare Of The Leaf

Margaret said...

I really think you've already met your limit this year…

What is the penalty for that in the by-laws?

My 55 is all about ME tonight :)

Margaret

razzamadazzle said...

Definitely a groaner! Luckily no cheap hookers around here.

Mine is HERE.

Mary said...

I will GROAN for this one for sure. Here is

Mary's 55

TALON said...

Yup, Galen, I groaned. :) *but I also laughed

My 55: Scarlet Faces

Alice Audrey said...

Groan!

Consider your duty fulfilled. At least 1/6th of it, anyway.

Mine is up

Katherine said...

It's good to be frugal with you're money ... but not in every circumstance!

Katherine said...

Oh yeh...I forgot... G-R-O-A-N!!

Janna said...

So, wait... what would she give him if she was vegan?

I bet it looks like really bad seaweed.

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

Sorry I missed last week. My health has been lousy. But here I am.

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

I'm not acquainted with any hookers, cheap or otherwise, but I saw some call girls at an expensive hotel in Chicago last spring. I was skeptical of their taste in fashion, but these days I'm questioning my own...Boots

Lydia said...

But, G, she doesn't look like a hooker, cheap or otherwise! You have used up one of your groaner allotments with this one!

tea-hee

Gabriella said...

I think you have enough groaners but i don't mind groaning either! Here is my contribution to this week's 55: Rain

myheartslovesongs.com said...

been a while, G! hope all is well with you.

please excuse my shitty post...

http://myheartslovesongs.com/2013/11/08/merde/

have a great weekend!
d

Yvonne Osborne said...

I'm groaning along with you all. Actually, pretty funny G. Haven't heard that one before. I can't write funny but I can count to 55
here.

Eric (Bubba) Alder said...

This 55 would have covered your groaner quotient for the whole year, G-Man. (LOL)

Vanessa V Kilmer said...

I believe groans and moans are included in the price.

This cheap hooker is giving you a freebie for ignoring you for weeks.

flash 55 - the queen says off with their heads

grapeling said...

G, if that's a cheap hooker - what's an expensive one look like?

Let me offer this to help in the search

Björn said...

Groan definitely... a 55 word here... maybe not a cheap hooker but definitely a high price

Granite Love

Other Mary said...

Way to keep it classy Galen!

And now for comething completely different:

Pushmi-pullyu

rudyan said...

not so cheap after all, that hooker... (or should I say, careful what you ask for? ;)

my 55 is here

Jannie Funster said...

hee, hee, hee, i love it!!

I love crab and lobster equally. Yummy, yummy! Especially with white wine, which I am about to pour another big splash of... :)

I think maybe I kinda have a 55 up here.

Lady In Read said...

:) a groaner definitely...:)
my 55 is here - http://myrandrspace.blogspot.com/2013/11/fun-friday-googlism-is-fun.html

Outlawyer said...

Ha. You may have used up your quotient! But I am secretly laughing inside.

Here's mine.

http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/11/08/sketching-an-elephant-from-your-head-flash-friday-55/

http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/11/08/sketching-an-elephant-from-your-head-flash-friday-55/

Outlawyer said...

PS - Have a great weekend, Galen. k. (that was me before -- Manicddaily--I have a blogger alter ego.) K.

Outlawyer said...

PS - Have a great weekend, Galen. k. (that was me before -- Manicddaily--I have a blogger alter ego.) K.

GAB said...

LOL Thanks for the laugh I needed that! oh and groan

lime said...

soft shell? king? snow?

Fireblossom said...

There's a rumor that I'm a cheap hooker, but I am doing everything in my power to deny those allegations!

Sorry to have missed you this time, G Man. Work has been kicking my butt.