After many hours of drunk negotiating, the salesman and the hooker agree to have sex
in his hotel room. The next day he learns that she gave him CRABS!
Irate, he stormed back to the lounge, finds her, and screams..."Bitch, you gave me crabs"!
She replied, "Hey, what'd you expect for ten bucks....Lobster"?
I'm obligated by the Bylaws of Flash Fiction 55 to have at least 6 Groaners a year..Sorry
If you or anyone you know is a cheap hooker, or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the Crabiest host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!