Thursday, October 17, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....






'License and registration please. Mr. Christ, do you know why I pulled you over'?

"Of course Officer, I'm Omniscient"!!

'Well, according to this, you have a restricted license.'

Jesus then stares intently at the Officer and smiles. Suddenly the Cop turns, climbs
back onto his boat, and leaves.
The Lesson?.......Never look directly into The Son!!!




My old English Teacher used to say....2/3rds of a Pun......P  U.......
If you or anyone you know has stared at Jesus, or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!
So from the most Omniscient Host from coast to coast.....
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

30 comments:

Alice Audrey said...

Am I first?

Alice Audrey said...

Yahtzee!!!!

LOL. Very bright, G-man.

Mine is up


Brian Miller said...

ha. yep, you get son spots...

groan, sorry terrible pun...i get most of my puns off the church signs near here....

TALON said...

lol! So I finally know what Jesus would do. Loved it, Galen. :)

My 55: Flames and Frost

Margaret said...

GROAN! ha. I hope that isn't a foreign van he is driving! :)

Appreciation

Have a nice weekend!

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

What would be the point of giving a restricted license to someone who is omnipotent? Silly humans!

My 55 is about someone out of their element, too: Lost in Time

Janna said...

What came to my mind was "These are not the droids you are looking for..."

Thanks for another Friday 55.
Mine's here. :)

Possibly the only post that uses the words "Disestablishmentarianism" and "Fart" in the same sentence.

Janna said...

...Wait, Jesus is from West Virginia?

Mary said...

Very clever, G-Man! Smiles.

I'm playing. Here's mine:

http://inthecornerofmyeye.blogspot.com/2013/10/finding-future.html

Margaret said...

Janna! Great observation - West Virginia (ha ha)

Lydia said...

This punny 55 was not P U.
It was LOL!

Our weather this weekend is good enough for boating. If one had a boat. I hope you have a great one, G.

Rose

Mr. Charleston said...

Bravo! Bravo! Good one G-Man. But oh how I long to look directly into the Son.

Worker Bees

Grace said...

He..he...son or sun spots ~

Good one G-man ~

Here's mine ~

everyday amazing: Deep sleep

the walking man said...

I wrote 5 thoughts down that just happened to be both depressing and 55 words long for you


I guess I should be taking all of this in as good a humor as you have. I liked this one G-man what the hell? Your wife making you go to church this week end so you trying to have the building not collapse on you?

hedgewitch said...

They let anybody have a license these days!

I made it after all, G, with a little moonshine to get the Halloween spirit going:

Hallows Moon

razzamadazzle said...

Definitely a groaner, but I loved it!

Mine is HERE.

Kerry O'Connor said...

Very punny!

Here's mine:

http://kerryoconnorpoems.blogspot.com/2013/10/icebox.html

grapeling said...

family tradition, are puns. and PU.

http://grapeling.wordpress.com/2013/10/18/glacial/

glacial

raivenne.com said...

I love bad puns, the more groan worthy the better, lol.

Nothing punny about this write. Hope this dream comes true.

http://wp.me/pPury-Z1

Linc said...

Oh G-Man, you made me lol, drawing attention from all the coworkers. You may have a few extra readers this week!

Here is mine: Sister

manicddaily said...

Ha. First, I love your Thursday portrait. YOu have the fishes - and now you have the loaves! Course if he'd offered the officer some bread, he may have really gotten picked up.

I'm in. Thanks, Galen.

http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/10/18/16371/

See if that works--k.

manicddaily said...

In editing I accidentally dropped title - The Debt ceiling that can't be raised.

But link works without title I think.

http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/10/18/16371/

Susie Clevenger said...

I can't stop giggling...Here's mine.
http://susiessentences.blogspot.com/2013/10/friday-flash-55-for-g-man.html

Grandmother (Mary) said...

Chuckling over here. On a more micro level, min is here. Have a great weekend.
http://journeyintoelderhood.blogspot.com/2013/10/leafcutter-ant.html

Fireblossom said...

The "H." cracked me up.

Mine is up. it is a terrifying warning to all who take up silliness like writing poetry!

http://fireblossom-wordgarden.blogspot.com/2013/10/fine.html

Mijayami said...

I do love a good pun! Loved your 55 :)

I snuck in just under the wire: Worry

Yvonne Osborne said...

I agree with Brian, lots of puns around here on church signs, fodder for more 55's. How are you? Still walking on water? I have one this week and it's
here.

Have a great week!

Yvonne Osborne said...

Hey, I'm so out of it I just realized it's Saturday. And I thought I was timely, wondering why everyone else was talking about being late. Let's talk about late. Let's just lemming off a cliff. Well, you have to admit, I have been seriously out of the 55-loop.
Please forgive.

Mildred Ratched said...

Loved the license and the post! Thanks for the laugh!

lime said...

west virginia IS almost heaven