Thursday, August 8, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....



'Good Grief !... Said the Student Teacher. 'These Jumbo Shrimp
have Freezer Burn!'

"They are Pretty Ugly"... Replied the store owner. "They must have been
packed Upside Down in no Random Order while they were Half Dead.
Please try these Genuine Imitation Crab Legs. Even Odds I think you'll
find them Somewhat Addicting."


I just love being Seriously Silly!
If you or anyone you know is a Moron or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the most Bovine host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!



23 comments:

Mama Zen said...

You made me laugh just when I needed it!

Mama Zen said...

Uno!

hedgewitch said...

Packed upside down in no random order while half-dead? Are these zombie shrimp??? Was that some sort of secret Undead code???

That sign up top made me laugh out loud.

I'm playin, but just a little talk about the weather, no weird dreams:

http://versiscape-lifesentences.blogspot.com/2013/08/loving-storm.html

Margaret said...

!!! I would LIKE to think this isn't really true. Thank you for the kind words welcoming me back. I "vacationed" for a week visiting family in Northern Illinois - no computers.

So glad to be back :)

Suspicion

happygirl said...

I <3 the oxymoron. And the irony is not lost on me. I'm dealing my 55 up over here

TALON said...

Laughing over here, Galen. :) Saw a similar sign on the back of a bus recently something like, "Literacy problems? Having trouble reading and comprehending? Call 888-888-888 and get help today!" :)

My 55: In The Mood

Cloudia said...

Yeah, BABY!


Aloha

Fireblossom said...

I don't have a 55, but I'm a moron! Does that count? :-)

Brian Miller said...

ha. packed upside down....does it everytime....genuine imitation crab, now that is the real deal there...smiles...oy...

my 55 is up....

Janna said...

LOL! I have a love/hate relationship with oxymorons.

(Some of my best friends are oxymorons.)

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

You'll be happy to know I mentioned food.

Other Mary said...

This is seriously rediculous! Thanks for that! Mine is

Handle with Care

And have a great weekend Galen.

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

I'm no fan of imitation crab, but I'm okay with shampoo. The real poo is too smelly.

Here's mine, also a bit silly: Street Performance

thecheesewhines said...

I'm a moron, and I wrote a Friday Flash 54.

Jinksy said...

It's getting scary - I find myself writing 55 word posts even when it's not Friday! help! LOL

Lydia said...

You got even funnier while I was away! This is so silly and pleased me ever so much. I do hate that imitation crab meat....and did you read/hear the news this week about the lab-grown beef? What will they call it when available in stores, Leef or perhaps Greef?!
Cheers, G.

Rx for living

Grace said...

So I am posting after being absent for so long ~ Hey, I am not a moron..ha..ha...Really enjoyed this G-man ~ Have a good weekend ~

everyday amazing: Mirror sky

the walking man said...

AWe Must have been feeling the same vibe old man

Yum the imitation crab. I remember the buttery taste of manufacture the first time (and last) I enjoyed it. How did the world, how will the world ever exist if this delicay ever is no longer manufactured?

Yvonne Osborne said...

Hi!

Is that why shrimp aren't as good as they used to be?

I thought I'd post something today but can't get it together.

Sad face

Vanessa V Kilmer said...

I was unable to read a word you said, well, wrote, really, cus you can't read what someone is saying, well, unless, of course, they are using ASL or something.

Flash 55 - My Stinger Is So Strong

Doctor FTSE said...

Find out how the best laid schemes . . etc

lime said...

i wonder if army intelligence picked up on this post...

izzy said...

Hey- I am absolutely drained- beat, whatever. taking a kind of break- Be well ! Be happy! Thanks.

Margaret said...

Finally caught up on all the awesome 55ers :) I hope to be back later tonight and participate (have to go for my daily five mile walk now before it is too dark) Have NO idea what I will come up with but will be pondering it as I drag my butt over these NC hills... ugh.