Thursday, May 9, 2013

Friday Flash 55....




They can do two impersonations, Gilbert Gottfried, and Jar-Jar Binks.
They floss in public.
They chuckle after farting.
They chew their ice after finishing a soda.
They roll their buggers then flick them.
They sample EVERY grape at the Supermarket.
They continually send stupid game requests on Facebook.
They laugh at their own jokes.

Myself....? I can imitate Yoda!
If you or anyone you know is annoying or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come annoy The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the most exasperated host from coast to coast
A Kick Ass Week-End, I wish you to have..........



34 comments:

brandi said...

GOAL!!!!

brandi said...

HAHAHAHHA!!!!
I am playing this week.

http://voicesforrabbits.blogspot.com/2013/05/friday-flash-fiction-55-oh-nurse-one.html

I am ALWAYS prepared to be annoyed. AND I floss my teeth while I drive. Can't help it, I have extensive dental work. Air gets stuck in my teeth.

Fireblossom said...

People who don't do 55's are annoying, right G Man? ;-)

Mine is up.

http://fireblossom-wordgarden.blogspot.com/2013/05/music-box.html

Vanessa V Kilmer said...

I live to be annoying. I've heard I'm pretty good at it.

Flash 55 - Give It A Blow

razzamadazzle said...

Don't start me on annoying. I could go on forever!

Mine is HERE.

Alice Audrey said...

I do the Yoda thing too! Good at it, I am. *nod, nod*

Mine is up


hedgewitch said...

This would be funny if it wasn't so true. Hell, it's funny anyway!

Mine will be up after the witching hour, like all good moonbats. I'll link it in the morning.

Margaret said...

(Fireblossom is such a brown-noser) I WON"T tell you which annoying thing I do...

Just walked in the door from a long day of errands/commitments and what is the first thing I do? Friday Flash 55, of course!
Acceptance

I'll be back after putting my little guy to bed (if I don't fall asleep reading Dr. Seuss:)

Janna said...

Hey, if my farts are hilarious, I'm gonna share the joy. :)

Besides, anyone who imitates JarJar Binks probably deserves one of my farts.

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

Erica Bean said...

They can't answer a question prefaced with "yes" or "no" in just one word. - That's my husband.

I'm trying to think of a 55 G. :)

Other Mary said...

Oh, sometimes I laugh at my own jokes...but you can't blame me - I'm VERY funny! :o) Fortunately I don't do the other things on your list! Here's my 55:

After Dark

TALON said...

Yuck...yuck...yuck...

Yes, there are people who are endlessly annoying and then there are people who are just great to spend time with, Galen. :)

I'll put my 55 up in the morning...not feeling so great this evening.

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

That's a very appropriate sign!

You know what annoys me? Cold pizza.

Pizza Time

Opal Zushaquon said...

Let's see, I can do two imitations, Beavis and Butthead. So chuckling when I fart comes with the territory. I live alone with six annoying cats, so I don't care if my farting, chuckling, and Beavis and Butthead imitations annoy them.
I don't pick 'em and flick 'em, and I don't sample grapes or other produce that I haven't purchased.
Here's my annoying flash fiction.

Akelamalu said...

I can be annoying, or so MWM says. ;)

I'm playing this week.

anthonynorth said...

I'm told I can be annoying - but only to the ones who annoy me. Just like to show I can do it better than them :-)
You'll find mine here.

Erica Bean said...

Ok ok ok I did a 55! It is here :)

the walking man said...

I know too many, far to many people who find me annoying ergo i just overlook most of their petty annoyances. Except the booger in the eye --I hate when they flick them there, in my eye. that is so annoying because then i have to blow my eye.


I found 55 random words, not counting the title or copyright So I guess i played this week

TALON said...

Finally got mine up!

My 55: The Crafting

Linc said...

Yep, I work with a few of those.

Mine's up (my 55th!): Castilleja

hope said...

Annoying is qualification for being Boss, right? :)

Mine's up. Happy weekend!

Mama Zen said...

I know them!

Doctor FTSE said...

Here is my sad Friday story

Mijayami said...

I'm afraid we all know people like that.

It's been a while, but I came back to play :)

Shattered

Grandmother said...

I know these folks! Mine is up: http://journeyintoelderhood.blogspot.com/2013/05/being-there.html

manicddaily said...

Yo, G! (Get it!) I am still in my do-not mode, but I've also tried a sort of 55.

I HATE all those game requests --what is the one I am always getting--something about a Farm! They get my goat.

Hope all is well.

K.

Lydia said...

Hahaha, I laugh. Nailed just about all of them, you did!

Annoyed to be so late, I am.

Bad Day at the Spa

manicddaily said...

Hey Galen! You said to annoy you! I was just following orders.

I appreciate your good humor. I am not really lazy - I had to squat down to get that picture. I do have a great deal going on right now--not so much upstairs - but on a lot of other levels - and am having a hard time focusing on blogging world. Have a super great weekend, and thanks. k.

lime said...

hi, i'm lime and i chew my ice.

The Fifth Horseman said...

Which annoys you most? G-Man for not USING A LINKY LIST like other bloggers who invite your submissions? Or 55 writers who can't be bothered to learn how to put links into their comment so readers can get to their post easily. Come on, chaps! This is the internet and the 21st century.

G-Man said...

As the Blog Host of a long running Meme, I enjoy the interaction and witty reparte' that the comment box offers.
With Mr. Linky, there are those that only want...
"Hey look at me, Look at me, read mine, read mine. And they can give a Rat's Ass about what anyone else has to offer!"
As to why folks can't leave a Hyper-Link...I'm not all that concerned.
It has nothing to do about the 21st Century. It's MY Meme, and I'm pretty basic. If I feel like changing, I may some day.
Thank You for your input though...G

GAB said...

I fall into they continue to send game request on FaceBook! LOL Mr Gab chews his ice and all the grandkids giggle when they fart! what a nice annoying family I have

Margaret said...

Awe... I have learned to enjoy this format... we get to read all the comments and, yes, it is not "up to date" and perhaps if you had 100 people posting a Linky might be needed. BUT. This has a friendly feel to it and I'm used to it now.

Had a busy weekend with horse show and kids.. am off for a three day - what is it even called - I don't remember... off for three days alone with the hubby ... no kids!!!! I will be 'round to read before next Friday.

Novroz said...

hahaha...people nowadays.

I like your poem style flash..very fun.

This is mine: http://bokunosekai.wordpress.com/2013/06/01/saturday-story-her-ghost-for-flash-55/