The great observer of American Language, H.L.Mencken once wrote
that really great colorful swearing had been on the decline since The Civil War.
He wrote that in 1944. Coincidently, on today's Yahoo page they
featured a "Top Ten" list of words that could help you brighten-up your cussing.
Of course these words are quite lame, and Yahoo proves once again that
it has NO Clue as to whats REALLY hot and whats not hot.
The G-Man on the other hand, will be offering up his own list of colorful
words that may or may not get you"Expletive Deleted"!!
2.) Consarn ...
5.) Great Horn Spoon
7.) Gosh-All Potomic
8.) G. Rover Cripes
9.) By St. Booger and all the Saints at the Back Door of Purgatory!
10.) Jumpin Jiminetti
1.) By The Jesus! ( Jesus wouldn't like his name changed to...Jabbers)
2.) God Damn It? (God prefers Yahweh) Yahweh Damn It!
3.) Dick-Weed! (I just LOVE saying that)
4.) Balls!!! ( appropriate for ANY occasion)
5.) Great Caesar's Ghost! ( Perry White? Clark Kent? C'mon...)
6.) Shit! Piss! Fuck! ( Pick any, they're interchangeable)
7.) God Damn Mother Fucker! (When your REALLY mad!)
8.) Jesus H. Christ! ( His middle name was Hymen)
9.) Fuck YOU and the horse you rode in on! ( hehehehe)
10.) Jumping Jesus or Jumping Jehosaphat
( Not X-Rated, but cooler than Jiminetti)
Feel free to add any favorite Obscenities of your own...:-)