Thursday, February 14, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....


"Stay away from my Amy you She-Devil!
Poisoning her mind with Whiskey Hi-Balls and menthol cigarettes.
I've never clocked a Broad before, but you're askin for it!"

'Whats the matter Harold, afraid that I can give her something that a man can't'?

"Well, if ya mean a Butch Haircut and Mom Jeans...Yeah"!!!



I'm quite aware of the anachronism, but it fits so well...
If you or anyone you know is Satan or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the Pulpiest host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!


41 comments:

Brian Miller said...

mom jeans...ha...ahem...where do you find these things?

my 55 is here

Brian Miller said...

booyah

back to the top spot

brandi said...

UNO!!!

I have done my experimenting, sans whiskey highballs and menthol cigarettes. WAY WAY back in the day...

I'z playin'!

http://voicesforrabbits.blogspot.com/2013/02/friday-flash-fiction-55-pull-plug.html

brandi said...

Dangit BRIAN!! You must have been ready a microsecond before I hit the publish button!

hedgewitch said...

Ha! I bet she can her give something more, like maybe intelligent conversation?

I'm playin--with an anti-Valentine:

Judgement

Brian Miller said...

hehe...smiles

TALON said...

lol @ the mom jeans and the menthol cigarettes, G! :) And I'm lol-ing at hedgewitch's comment, too :)

My 55: Intrinsic

Mama Zen said...

That is hilarious!

I've got one up for you G-Man!

razzamadazzle said...

Love your devilish 55! You never fail to give me a wicked grin!

Mine is HERE.

Myrna R. said...

I don't know Satan - straight or lesbian, but I'm glad to join you once again for today's 55. Sorry I'm such an irregular participant. I think of you every Thursday. Just don't always have something to say. Hope you have a fantastic weekend.

Janna said...

Oddly fitting that the post closest to Valentine's Day would involve Satan.
LOL.

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

Alice Audrey said...

Mom jeans? ROFLMAO. Good one.

Mine is up

Fireblossom said...

Hehehehehe! Shove off, Harold!

I love it. Nice goat on Old Scratch.

Helen said...

Ay Caramba ... too funny!

here I am

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bunnygirl said...

I could see menthol cigarettes poisoning the mind, but leading to lesbianism? I guess people have come up with wackier theories than that. Too funny!

Here's mine: Hotel Guest

Someone is Special said...

This is new and different.. Liked it :)

Cloudia said...

pulp-erific!



Wishing YOU
a happy weekend, with Aloha from Honolulu
Comfort Spiral
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anthonynorth said...

Mom jeans - I like it.
You'll find mine here.

Doctor FTSE said...

My problem is HERE. Answers on a postcard, please.

Lydia said...

Love that "adults only" warning at the bottom of the cover, and just the whole camp feeling to this one. I thought it was a riot, G!

Wabi-sabi shampoo

Akelamalu said...

You little devil you! ;)

I've played. x

Vanessa V Kilmer said...
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Vanessa V Kilmer said...

Never argue with a woman wielding a whip. And it makes perfect sense - no one is more devilish than a woman.

Flash 55 - Ants

Mr. Charleston said...

Licquor, leather and whiskey. Hot damn, I want some of that!

Mr. Charleston on the road in a flat black Ford over at termitesofsin.blogspot.com

Nimue said...

your posts are like entertainment lessons :P

So , do you Sleep well ?

Yvonne Osborne said...

Hahahaha. OMG, you are so funny! Are you sure you sell cars for a living? I'm playing this devilish game. What else to do on a cold February morning? One week I might even be first. Knock Brian off his perch.

How To Make Mary Stay

the walking man said...

Yeah what could you giver her Harold you pulpy little thing you?




OOH OOHH I know what mom jeans are!

hope said...

Feels like I'm sitting in hell currently, so this one fits. :)

Mine'e up. Happy weekend!

izzy said...

Love it ! Too funny G-
I ought to have more devils in my daytime- Ha ha!

http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2013/02/ff55-21513-daily-bread.html

Linda said...

This is great. You've got a great funny bone.

Mine is here at Roses to Rainbows.

Lily Strange said...

Vanessa Kilmer sent me.
Here's something, though actually it's truth rather than fiction. But I limited it to 55 words. So I followed half the directions, which is better than I usually do.
http://undeadinthenetherworld.blogspot.com/2013/02/it-my-birthday-and-i-flash-you-if-i.html

happygirl said...

I can't believe you found that image. I do, however, think it is truer than many may think. My 55 is here.

Susan said...

Hey buddy,

I'm not doing a Friday 55 this week, but I want to make sure I read yours. And yeah, what Brian said... please let me steal that image!

Optimistic Existentialist said...

This definitely wins the award for most unique blog title ever :)

manicddaily said...

Well, I'm not sure about the mom jeans-- plenty of men can offer those too - but I like the fact that there's some good competition going - and always interested in a she-devil.

I have one about someone called she-devil, kind of, but I think that a bit unfair.

http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/02/15/leona-dear-flash-friday-55/

Hope you are well, g-Man! k.

Margaret said...

Ha. Nothing like "sweet and sentimental" I don't remember seeing this one in the Hallmark isle :)

I'm running a bit behind schedule, but I made it! I had to break the 55 rule a bit ...;P

My Valentine

Margaret said...

G-Man, believe it or not, I rarely show my husband my poetry. He supports & encourages my dabbling, but his eyes roll back into his head when I read poetry to him just like mine do when he reads medical journals to me :)

But I will say, he does perk up when I show him Heaven's blog... hmmm. :) And I will show him my Valentine "sappy" poem as it was inspired by 23 years of his love (but I bought the flowers ;P )

Other Mary said...

Oh, I have 'Sympathy for the Devil'!
I decided it was time for some nonsense:
mine is finally up


Margaret said...

...and I will be back this weekend to read up and comment. Preparing for our realtor to do an open house this Sunday. I hate selling houses. ;P

Emma Major said...

I'm late, but its better than never http://llmcalling.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/nightly-i-check.html

G-Man said...

Emma Major...I can't access your post...Sorry.