"Stay away from my Amy you She-Devil!
Poisoning her mind with Whiskey Hi-Balls and menthol cigarettes.
I've never clocked a Broad before, but you're askin for it!"
'Whats the matter Harold, afraid that I can give her something that a man can't'?
"Well, if ya mean a Butch Haircut and Mom Jeans...Yeah"!!!
I'm quite aware of the anachronism, but it fits so well...
If you or anyone you know is Satan or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the Pulpiest host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!
41 comments:
mom jeans...ha...ahem...where do you find these things?
my 55 is here
booyah
back to the top spot
UNO!!!
I have done my experimenting, sans whiskey highballs and menthol cigarettes. WAY WAY back in the day...
I'z playin'!
http://voicesforrabbits.blogspot.com/2013/02/friday-flash-fiction-55-pull-plug.html
Dangit BRIAN!! You must have been ready a microsecond before I hit the publish button!
Ha! I bet she can her give something more, like maybe intelligent conversation?
I'm playin--with an anti-Valentine:
Judgement
hehe...smiles
lol @ the mom jeans and the menthol cigarettes, G! :) And I'm lol-ing at hedgewitch's comment, too :)
My 55: Intrinsic
That is hilarious!
I've got one up for you G-Man!
Love your devilish 55! You never fail to give me a wicked grin!
Mine is HERE.
I don't know Satan - straight or lesbian, but I'm glad to join you once again for today's 55. Sorry I'm such an irregular participant. I think of you every Thursday. Just don't always have something to say. Hope you have a fantastic weekend.
Oddly fitting that the post closest to Valentine's Day would involve Satan.
LOL.
Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)
Mom jeans? ROFLMAO. Good one.
Mine is up
Hehehehehe! Shove off, Harold!
I love it. Nice goat on Old Scratch.
Ay Caramba ... too funny!
here I am
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I could see menthol cigarettes poisoning the mind, but leading to lesbianism? I guess people have come up with wackier theories than that. Too funny!
Here's mine: Hotel Guest
This is new and different.. Liked it :)
pulp-erific!
Wishing YOU
a happy weekend, with Aloha from Honolulu
Comfort Spiral
~ > < } } ( ° > <3
Mom jeans - I like it.
You'll find mine here.
My problem is HERE. Answers on a postcard, please.
Love that "adults only" warning at the bottom of the cover, and just the whole camp feeling to this one. I thought it was a riot, G!
Wabi-sabi shampoo
You little devil you! ;)
I've played. x
Never argue with a woman wielding a whip. And it makes perfect sense - no one is more devilish than a woman.
Flash 55 - Ants
Licquor, leather and whiskey. Hot damn, I want some of that!
Mr. Charleston on the road in a flat black Ford over at termitesofsin.blogspot.com
your posts are like entertainment lessons :P
So , do you Sleep well ?
Hahahaha. OMG, you are so funny! Are you sure you sell cars for a living? I'm playing this devilish game. What else to do on a cold February morning? One week I might even be first. Knock Brian off his perch.
How To Make Mary Stay
Yeah what could you giver her Harold you pulpy little thing you?
OOH OOHH I know what mom jeans are!
Feels like I'm sitting in hell currently, so this one fits. :)
Mine'e up. Happy weekend!
Love it ! Too funny G-
I ought to have more devils in my daytime- Ha ha!
http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2013/02/ff55-21513-daily-bread.html
This is great. You've got a great funny bone.
Mine is here at Roses to Rainbows.
Vanessa Kilmer sent me.
Here's something, though actually it's truth rather than fiction. But I limited it to 55 words. So I followed half the directions, which is better than I usually do.
http://undeadinthenetherworld.blogspot.com/2013/02/it-my-birthday-and-i-flash-you-if-i.html
I can't believe you found that image. I do, however, think it is truer than many may think. My 55 is here.
Hey buddy,
I'm not doing a Friday 55 this week, but I want to make sure I read yours. And yeah, what Brian said... please let me steal that image!
This definitely wins the award for most unique blog title ever :)
Well, I'm not sure about the mom jeans-- plenty of men can offer those too - but I like the fact that there's some good competition going - and always interested in a she-devil.
I have one about someone called she-devil, kind of, but I think that a bit unfair.
http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/02/15/leona-dear-flash-friday-55/
Hope you are well, g-Man! k.
Ha. Nothing like "sweet and sentimental" I don't remember seeing this one in the Hallmark isle :)
I'm running a bit behind schedule, but I made it! I had to break the 55 rule a bit ...;P
My Valentine
G-Man, believe it or not, I rarely show my husband my poetry. He supports & encourages my dabbling, but his eyes roll back into his head when I read poetry to him just like mine do when he reads medical journals to me :)
But I will say, he does perk up when I show him Heaven's blog... hmmm. :) And I will show him my Valentine "sappy" poem as it was inspired by 23 years of his love (but I bought the flowers ;P )
Oh, I have 'Sympathy for the Devil'!
I decided it was time for some nonsense:
mine is finally up
...and I will be back this weekend to read up and comment. Preparing for our realtor to do an open house this Sunday. I hate selling houses. ;P
I'm late, but its better than never http://llmcalling.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/nightly-i-check.html
Emma Major...I can't access your post...Sorry.
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