Thursday, January 3, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....



READERS DIGEST 2013 HOROSCOPE.....

AQUARIUS: Don't drink the water!
PISCES: Avoid worms and minnows.
AIRES: Watch Uranus.
TAURUS: Watch your BALLS in Denver.
GEMINI: See a Shrink!
CANCER: Get a 2nd opinion.
LEO: Do nothing...Fuck everything in sight!
VIRGO: Avoid 'Heavy Petting'.
LIBRA: Scale back spending.
SCORPIO: Stop bugging people.
CAPRICORN: Quitcherbitchin!
SAGITTARIUS: Less Horseplay in 2013!


So Sayeth The Great Knowitall.....
If you or anyone you know has some advice or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the most predictable host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!!


34 comments:

passionatereads.com said...

Pouting...I don't see why Leo can do whatever and I (Virgo) have to behave.

Mine is up at PassionateReads this week Pen to Page

hedgewitch said...

What, nothing for us Goats?

Capricorn:Beware A Feta Worse Than Death?

I'm playing your silly game--so there.

Winter Talk

I'll be back in the morning to check the list.

Brian Miller said...

well i think i got the best deal of the bunch...roar....smiles...

my 55 is up here

Rastaman said...

Awesome, but Ima Capricorn! LOL

Ima post something here:

Reminiscing

Mama Zen said...

Hey! Those people need to stop bugging me!

Helen said...

I'm a Virgo .. what's up with that?

Happy New Year, G-Man!

GO DUCKS! THE game begins in just a few minutes ...........

Cloudia said...

Cast your feta to the wind!



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brandi said...

Cut back on my spending? Too late...
Happy New Year 55'ers!

Mine up, homies!

http://voicesforrabbits.blogspot.com/2013/01/friday-flash-fiction-55-honkytonk-bar.html

Yvonne Osborne said...

I love it. But I wish I wasn't born under such a boring sign. I have something for you here. Come, give me an opinion!

Margaret said...

I'm a MOM... It's my JOB to bug people :)

Fifteen Cents

lime said...

don't worry about this libra...unlike congress i don't spend what i don't have.

i did play along this week here

Serena said...

Ha! I don't think I like my horoscope much.:-)

GAB said...

LOL poor Mr Gab has to see a shrink (married to me I can see why!) and I need a second opinion....well yeah I usually do I usually ask Mr Gab! I think this year will be a good one for us.

Erica Bean said...

Ok ok less horseplay. I'll try to buckle down and do more 55s this year. I'd say I'm off to a good start. ;-)

Bring it on!

izzy said...

It is my horns you better watch!
I am fast-
http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2013/01/ff55-1413-new-years-giveaway.html

Alice Audrey said...

Horns fit for too many of them, izzy.

LOL G-man. Too fitting.

Mine is up

Janna said...

Heeeyyyyyyy... I'm a Capricorn and I reserve the right to bitch whenever I want.

LOL.

Usually I just end up eating chocolate anyway.

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here.

I took last week off because something sad happened, but this week I'm back. :)

bunnygirl said...

I want Leo's horoscope!

Okay, okay, quitcherbitchin. *sigh*

Here's mine: Success Story

Nimue said...

I will let you know how much I spent in 2013 or scaled anywhere :P

Fun 55 G-Man !!

And for you , I have a rockstar ;)

Lydia said...

Very clever, G. Probably more right-on than you realize even! But, as a Capricorn, I have some complaints....... {ha!}

ok, ok, I'll quitmybitchin' and try to just...... Be.

Akelamalu said...

Hey I don't bug people! ;)

Sorry not played again this week I'm not well, too sneezy and coughy. :(

the walking man said...

Cool. I have always been grateful for being a lion. Now I get to be a horny lion.

I think I think to much

manicddaily said...

This is so funny--I am a Gemini and I fear I should definitely follow this advice. I have many Scorpio family members - (please I am joking here family members!) - and I have some Aries people too that should definitely pay attention!

Thanks so much, Galen.

Here's mine. On the literary side. Though I like the drawing this week.

http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/01/04/virgilant-friday-flash-55/

hope said...

Naw, Capricorn Goats are stubborn as mules. :)

Mine's up. Happy weekend to you!

Linc said...

Never liked worms or minnows anyway... Here's mine: Priorities.

Thanks (again!) for hosting such a great little enterprise.

razzamadazzle said...

Awesome! I get to avoid worms. Mine is up. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2013/01/04/window-of-opportunity/

Other Mary said...

And which are you G-man?

I'm in this week with A Flutter of Thoughts

G-Man said...

Mary Bach...I'm all about Satyrical Horseplay...:-)

brandi said...

Ok, G-Man, what is with the card games?

I sure enjoy reading everyone's 55! It is amazing how different they are and how you never know what you are gonna get. It's like opening a present!!!

happygirl said...

Haha, I'll make sure to keep an eye on my balls when I visit the mile high city. I'm here. Thanks for the sweet comment. :)

Jannie Funster said...

That's pretty-darn funny, G-Man. xo

Bodhirose said...

No heavy petting...are you crazy!! Haha..loved every word of this G-Man...really cool.

Here's my offering: http://bodhirose.wordpress.com/2013/01/04/nothing-yet/

Lady In Read said...

:) Will go get a 2nd opinion...:) My 55 is up finally.. http://myrandrspace.blogspot.com/2013/01/fun-fridays-fun-of-opportunities.html

Eva said...

Hey G-man, sorry I missed the 55 this week, maybe next week (I hope so)! I hove you´re having a great weekend!

And of course, I wonder, which sign are you?!?