READERS DIGEST 2013 HOROSCOPE.....
AQUARIUS: Don't drink the water!
PISCES: Avoid worms and minnows.
AIRES: Watch Uranus.
TAURUS: Watch your BALLS in Denver.
GEMINI: See a Shrink!
CANCER: Get a 2nd opinion.
LEO: Do nothing...Fuck everything in sight!
VIRGO: Avoid 'Heavy Petting'.
LIBRA: Scale back spending.
SCORPIO: Stop bugging people.
CAPRICORN: Quitcherbitchin!
SAGITTARIUS: Less Horseplay in 2013!
So Sayeth The Great Knowitall.....
If you or anyone you know has some advice or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the most predictable host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!!
34 comments:
Pouting...I don't see why Leo can do whatever and I (Virgo) have to behave.
Mine is up at PassionateReads this week Pen to Page
What, nothing for us Goats?
Capricorn:Beware A Feta Worse Than Death?
I'm playing your silly game--so there.
Winter Talk
I'll be back in the morning to check the list.
well i think i got the best deal of the bunch...roar....smiles...
my 55 is up here
Awesome, but Ima Capricorn! LOL
Ima post something here:
Reminiscing
Hey! Those people need to stop bugging me!
I'm a Virgo .. what's up with that?
Happy New Year, G-Man!
GO DUCKS! THE game begins in just a few minutes ...........
Cast your feta to the wind!
Aloha
from Honolulu,
Comfort Spiral
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Cut back on my spending? Too late...
Happy New Year 55'ers!
Mine up, homies!
http://voicesforrabbits.blogspot.com/2013/01/friday-flash-fiction-55-honkytonk-bar.html
I love it. But I wish I wasn't born under such a boring sign. I have something for you here. Come, give me an opinion!
I'm a MOM... It's my JOB to bug people :)
Fifteen Cents
don't worry about this libra...unlike congress i don't spend what i don't have.
i did play along this week here
Ha! I don't think I like my horoscope much.:-)
LOL poor Mr Gab has to see a shrink (married to me I can see why!) and I need a second opinion....well yeah I usually do I usually ask Mr Gab! I think this year will be a good one for us.
Ok ok less horseplay. I'll try to buckle down and do more 55s this year. I'd say I'm off to a good start. ;-)
Bring it on!
It is my horns you better watch!
I am fast-
http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2013/01/ff55-1413-new-years-giveaway.html
Horns fit for too many of them, izzy.
LOL G-man. Too fitting.
Mine is up
Heeeyyyyyyy... I'm a Capricorn and I reserve the right to bitch whenever I want.
LOL.
Usually I just end up eating chocolate anyway.
Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here.
I took last week off because something sad happened, but this week I'm back. :)
I want Leo's horoscope!
Okay, okay, quitcherbitchin. *sigh*
Here's mine: Success Story
I will let you know how much I spent in 2013 or scaled anywhere :P
Fun 55 G-Man !!
And for you , I have a rockstar ;)
Very clever, G. Probably more right-on than you realize even! But, as a Capricorn, I have some complaints....... {ha!}
ok, ok, I'll quitmybitchin' and try to just...... Be.
Hey I don't bug people! ;)
Sorry not played again this week I'm not well, too sneezy and coughy. :(
Cool. I have always been grateful for being a lion. Now I get to be a horny lion.
I think I think to much
This is so funny--I am a Gemini and I fear I should definitely follow this advice. I have many Scorpio family members - (please I am joking here family members!) - and I have some Aries people too that should definitely pay attention!
Thanks so much, Galen.
Here's mine. On the literary side. Though I like the drawing this week.
http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/01/04/virgilant-friday-flash-55/
Naw, Capricorn Goats are stubborn as mules. :)
Mine's up. Happy weekend to you!
Never liked worms or minnows anyway... Here's mine: Priorities.
Thanks (again!) for hosting such a great little enterprise.
Awesome! I get to avoid worms. Mine is up. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2013/01/04/window-of-opportunity/
And which are you G-man?
I'm in this week with A Flutter of Thoughts
Mary Bach...I'm all about Satyrical Horseplay...:-)
Ok, G-Man, what is with the card games?
I sure enjoy reading everyone's 55! It is amazing how different they are and how you never know what you are gonna get. It's like opening a present!!!
Haha, I'll make sure to keep an eye on my balls when I visit the mile high city. I'm here. Thanks for the sweet comment. :)
That's pretty-darn funny, G-Man. xo
No heavy petting...are you crazy!! Haha..loved every word of this G-Man...really cool.
Here's my offering: http://bodhirose.wordpress.com/2013/01/04/nothing-yet/
:) Will go get a 2nd opinion...:) My 55 is up finally.. http://myrandrspace.blogspot.com/2013/01/fun-fridays-fun-of-opportunities.html
Hey G-man, sorry I missed the 55 this week, maybe next week (I hope so)! I hove you´re having a great weekend!
And of course, I wonder, which sign are you?!?
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