Monday, December 3, 2012

No Prompt Poetry.....



She thought Santa's request ... 'a bit odd'.
But she agreed to proceed with a nod.
He asked her to lay down across his lap.
Then she felt a hard slap.
This Santa's name wasn't Claus, but....de Sade!



Ahh the Holidays, it just brings out The Muse in me.
Have a Slap Ass Week!

12 comments:

Helen said...

Have a 'Slap ass week' ... now that would be a first for me!!!

lime said...

ya know, i've met some santa's who i thought were kinda pervy....now i know! lol

Mama Zen said...

Do you get that for the Naughty or the Nice list?

Grace said...

Ha..ha...so fun G-man ~

I am back to full writing mode after studying for my exams last Thurs ~

Yes, 55 words, here I go ~

See you ~

Brian Miller said...

how come she got what i asked for!!!

that is not fair!!!

hehe...

or

ho.ho.ho.

ahem....

Tony Crimi said...

I like a gal that can tell you what she wants. SPANK !!!!

Teresa said...

Too funny! I'm afraid to know what you've asked Santa deSade to bring you!

ReBelle said...

I'm trying to supress laughter but it's no use...

Nessa said...

Now i know why I always cried when I saw Santa.

Nara Malone said...

I was just scrolling through my newly discovered blog feed instead of writng and I had to click through on this to peek at your poem. Love your wicked mind, G. Now I will get back to work...cannot even remember what I was supposed to be doing...for some reason visions of Santa suits are dancing in my head.

Gonna try to get in a 55 this week if I can scrape up some time to play on the web.

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lsfpublications said...

Hi, you wouldn't happen to know where this pic is from (Playboy perhaps?) or who the artist was?