This is no joke people.
Today is World Toilet Day!!!
And in honor of this Odiferous Occasion, I offer this ODE.....
Throne of Porcelain
Recepticle of gluttenous indulgence
Catcher of The Golden Rain
Whether you are....
The destination of long squirming lines at a concert
Or locked up for the Winter in a county park
You are unfailing in your duty
People Hate to smell you
People Love to see you
But always making them leave with a sigh and a smile
You are....The Seat of Relief!!!