Thursday, October 11, 2012

Friday Flash 55.....




"BAR-KEEP.....Beer Me!!!!"

'Hold on Honey, I'm......Hey wait a minute, I know you, you was in Playboy.
The Girls of Lancaster County...Rebecca with a Heckova Rack?'

"Yeah, thats me. Some big-mouth Mennonite blabbed about it at a barn raising,
now I'm....Shunned like an Amish Whore!
Now my beer?.......Yuengling please."



Shunned like an Amish Whore....I've been there Becky, I've been there...........
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment......Then BOOK!
So from the most shunned host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!

39 comments:

Brian Miller said...

art will always get you in trouble you know...smiles....i imagine that would be quite the scandal in amish country...

wrote mine yesterday...and you were already there, but...

mine is here

Brian Miller said...

yahtzee....smiles.

hedgewitch said...

And is she nervous as an Amish whore at the quilting bee? How on earth do you pronounce that ungodly beer brand, anyway--it has more vowels than a Hersoslovakian peanut vendor(I just made that up--can you tell?) You need to be drinking something easier to say, like Leinenkugels.


That might not go too good with mine, though:
http://versiscape-lifesentences.blogspot.com/2012/10/sugar-cookie.html

Brian Miller said...

1600 posts....really...wow dude...i just saw the footnote...

hedgewitch said...

Yeesh--I am out of practice.

Mine is here:

Sugar Cookie

Brian Miller said...

beer and cookies is not too bad hedge....smiles....and not a bad beer at that...smiles.

Margaret said...

Shunned... and she's still wearing the cap?

I went ahead and wrote another 55 as you saw the other one ;)

So the maiden says..."

Margaret said...

I'll be back after the VP debate - I need my comedy tonight ;P

Alice Audrey said...

I would never shun you. Heck, even if you get bit in the butt by a super bug and disappear for entirely too long, I'll come looking for you. We'll just leave the Amish out of it.

Mine is up

Yvonne Osborne said...

I love it! You know a lot of shenanigans goes on at those barn raisings. Yuengling is all the rage down there in Columbus, Ohio, Number one son just brought us up a couple of cases. Pretty good stuff. Maybe it'll make it's way up to Michigan. Now I gotta watch the debate and then the Tigers, but first I had to post here, then I'll catch up on all later.

Yvonne Osborne said...

Oops! Here's my link....

here

Other Mary said...

Shunned Amish Whore? You've been there? I wanna hear that story...and maybe see the some pics! Maybe over a New Glarus Spotted Cow or two (Wisconsin beer).

But until then I'll just keep writing 55

lime said...

becky must be from ohio or something because if you're from PA you learn that in a bar you don't have to ask for yuengling by name. you simply order a lager and the default setting is to serve you a yuengling. ;)

G-Man said...

Trini...
Who says Becky has ever been in a bar?
And besides, some folks prefer Rolling Rock LAGER!!
:P

Daydreamertoo said...

Shunned... Nevahhh

Mine's done. Early for a change.

Whose got the Bird :)

Janna said...

Those lousy barn raisings are always rife with gossip, aren't they?

Your 1600th post? Really?
I tried to think of something profound by dividing 1600 by 55, but all I got was 29.0909090909090909090909090909.
Hopefully that means something somewhere in the universe.

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

izzy said...

Oh those poor innocent kids, trying to figure out which end of life they want to pursue! Heh,Heh -thanks-

http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2012/10/ff55-101212-downstreet-silent-haunts.html

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

Sometimes it's the ones who act the most innocent who are the worst!

Pita

my heart's love songs said...

boy, that being shunned is a bitch!

i think i forgot to link this one in, G. hope you're good!

http://myheartslovesongs.com/2012/08/24/i-love-you-but/

manicddaily said...

Better shunned than stun-gunned. (I'm sorry, it's late.)

I love your pics and your pal! And story!

Mine is a bit dark. (Agh.)

http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2012/10/11/sometimes-unsweetened-englyn-unodi-union/

But have a great weekend. k.

JANU said...

Congrats on 1600 posts...great going and great inspiration.
Did not know, Amish had whores!!! Aren't they too conservative for that?

Mine is here -
http://janukulkarni.blogspot.in/2012/10/the-beginning.html

Lydia said...

Oh G, this is my most favorite of your 55s so far! It is absolutely brilliant with the picture, the beer label. Man, I look at the drawing and think that if I hadn't quit drinking (27 yrs. ago this Monday) that could be me!!!

Amado

Lydia said...

Hey, congrats on 1600 posts and thank you for Friday Flash 55. :)

Shadow said...

one moment in time, never to be forgotten... ho hum...

got a 55 for you today too.

Akelamalu said...

Give the gal a beer FFS! LOL

I've played, I did what you told me G. ;)

Laura said...

extra hilarious since I grew up with many a mennonite girl, not far from Lancaster as a kid!

great to be back... here's a link to my flash:

http://www.shinethedivinecreativityisaspiritualpractice.com/2012/10/so-it-is.html

izzy said...

Oh Gman of course they usually cram in a plain pumpkin! plus so many others
I ran out of word #'s....:(

the walking man said...

Oh those Anabaptist folks do like thier gossip!

the walking man said...

1600 man I wish I had time enough left to write that many poems.

Way to go Galen 1600 entertaining posts! You kick ass!

hope said...

I'm speechless. No, wait. I wrote down 55 words on my blog. :)

Have a happy weekend!

Melissa Bickel said...
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Melissa Bickel said...

OOPS

I'll learn that linking thingy one of these days.

Remembering 55

What's a little shunning amoung friends eh?

Jinksy said...

All behind like the cow's tail again, but here I am at last!

Myrna R. said...

Sounds like she's not that happy to have a different job, serving that Y??????? beer. (Won't even try to spell it.)

Well, looks like I'm always too early or too late to submit my 55. But it's up now.

Have a great weekend.

d. moll, l.ac. said...

a scurrilous past! mine is up, didn't think I was going to get it done, but it's a habit now.

˙·٠•●❤Sh@KiR@ ❤●•٠·˙ said...

CONGRATULATIONS on your 1600th post!!!!

Honestly I have never been a "real bad ass" bar. LOL but I really like the picture you painted. Way COOL!! YOU truly know how to KNOCK OFF the 1600th post with an A.W.E.S.O.M.E 55! Woot! We kind of wrote about the same specie. LOL

Hey, over here, they are starting a trend...NON ALCOHOLIC beer...for the MUSLIMS ,I do wonder why....

Mine is here
Have you a ROCKING AND BLESSED WEEKEND!!!
hugs
shakira

Glenn Buttkus said...

Here is my 55, G-Man, SATURDAY'S SOIREE
http://bibliosity.blogspot.com/2012/10/saturdays-soiree.html

Stranger said...

OMG! Awesome 55. I didn't play but stopped by to read. Hope that's ok.

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