Sunday, August 12, 2012

What Were You Thinking?







And while we are on the subject of FEET.....
With Summer winding down, please spare The G-Man
these Foot Fashion Faux Pas'.....PLEASE???
No No No No No!!!

NO...Socks with sandals (Unless you live in Vermont)
No...Ugs with skirts (The stupidest trend EVER!!!!)
No...Gladiator Sandals (Only if it's the matinee' at the Forum)
No...Long French nails (Clip those fucking Daggers)
No...Crocs (it's only OK for women ages 2-6)

Now lets finish out the remainder of the Summer Season with...
Your Best Foot Foreward...Thanks.

13 comments:

Margaret said...

Ha ha. How about cowboy boots and shorts? My girls do that ALL the time. And I must confess, I have a pair of orange crocs I slip on for pottying the dogs in the morning. My favorite comfy shoes are Keens (not gorgeous) and classic flip flops (can't call them thongs anymore - the girls get embarrassed).

Long toenails are so disgusting!

Brian Miller said...

ha barefeet are best anyway...smiles...

Jinksy said...

Some of the synthetics used in the straps of footwear like your first example of sandal+sock pic, are death to someone like me with a sensitive skin which has allergic reactions to many of those very synthetics. So socks are a must, not an option!
But I agree, the long toenails are YUK!

Akelamalu said...

What's wrong with gladiators and crocs????

d. moll, l.ac. said...

have to agree with Brian Miller on this one, bare is best...I do have some crocs to slip on for gardening, but I have never worn them in public, and they are blue not red. Red is for Converse tennies and Corvettes.

PattiKen said...

Hey! I like my Crocs...

izzy said...

I love barefoot and sneaks, cowboy boots and the greatest pair of tall lined leather boots for winter...

the walking man said...

I thought those things you called Gladiator sandals were police tethers ordered for monitoring.

Odd ain't it I wear the same footwear all year round.

Mama Zen said...

Those toenails made me cringe! Ick!

Tony Crimi said...

And for the love of Christ!!! shave those nasty heels !!!

lime said...

i am guilty of wearing socks with my birkenstocks but only when it's fall or winter.

Akum said...

A flip flop and a converse sneaker is my favorite summer wears....
i never knew you had so much interest in footwears :)

MomsJournal said...

blah you wouldn't really want to see my feet anyway. :P