Two Nuns were returning to the convent after
evening Mass. Out of nowhere a Vampire appeared
and slowly approached them with fangs bared!
Sister Mary Catherine reached for her Rosary
and said..."Quickly Sister, show him your cross"!
She thought a moment, then shouted..."Move you
toothy bastard, and get the FUCK off the sidewalk"!!
Ahhh yes, I can still feel that heavy ruler wacking my palm!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!
So from the most repentitent host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End
39 comments:
I love it! The full moon must bring out these fun topics!
I am in with
Stuck at Prom
Yahtzee! First time ever!
And palm? You got the ruler on the palm? It was always the knuckles for me. WAY worse!
ha now there is a sister! lol...knows how to put the fear in a demon...lol....
mine is here
That was some gutsy nun ~
I am playing too, second post here:
http://a-sweetlust.blogspot.ca/2012/08/of-this-morning-sun-and-peaches.html
be back in a bit to read more...gotta get the boys to bed....
...hey, I'm hiding behind her skirts if (I mean when) those zombies arrive! The Sisters at my high school were kind and I learned a lot from them ( but then, I never did anything wrong...) ha ha Yeah, right - but that is another story and far to long for a 55, thank goodness!
My 55
Ha! and then *groan*--I think I'm having another attack of cloisterphobia.
Nice one G--mine will be up after the witching hour, or in the morning.
Did you recognize my header photo? It is from the Petoskey side looking towards Harbor Springs. :)
Yup; she's "cross" all right. :)
I've never met a vampire, but I'll bet they have great parties.
For some reason I think vampire parties would be loads of fun, whereas zombie parties would be dull and lifeless.
(Ha! Get it?)
Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)
That's waaaay past cross! Good one, G-Man!
LOL! Tsk, such language from a nun.
Mine is up
LOL...Can't really say the Lady is a vamp, can we!! LOL
Mine's up..early for change too ;)
Wild about Harry LOL
Have a great weekend Galen :)
I guess when God is on your side you don't have to mess around!
Roadside Garden
lol! scary for sure!
Check out my ride in 55 at http://goo.gl/wSzVM
Whoa how many Hail Marys for the nun showing she's "cross"? :P
I'm not playing this week, again. Hopefully I'll have more time once school starts. (crossing fingers - not nuns)
You're my featured blog of the day.
and
Believe it or not, I'm linking up today.
and
Have a nice day now, G-Man.
and
Fuck you too dammit.
Yup, that's what happens when you get nun.
Flash 55 - Tunnel
Lol:):D
Great G-Man!
Plz check out mine at:
http://amitaag.blogspot.in/2012/06/f-55.html
Oooh swearing Nuns! love it-
I had one stuck in an alcove once...
Have a great weekend!
http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2012/08/ff55-83112-lavish.html
Never met anyone who'd argue with a Nun. :)
Mine's up...happy weekend!
Okay, I'm up, with a little one act play. Hope everyone has a great holiday weekend--will be around to read later.
The Show Must Go On
We had to deal with priests not nuns when we grew up. They were way laid back. looking back on it , i wonder if they were high?
YOU ROCK THIS LIKE A HURRICANE!!!
I so love this..hahahahahahahaha
Going to share this with my daughters. LOL
Mine is here
Have you a ROCKING AND BLESSED WEEKEND!!!
hugs
shakira
those nuns are not to be messed with!
This was GREAT. I'm such a fan of the True Blood. oops, guilty secret, revealed. ;)
here's mine
Very clever, LOVE this one! You have a unique way of creating a story. I'd love to see what you can do with 5500 words!
Here's mine:
VIRAL
Would like to meet that Sister...Cool!
Mine is here -
http://janukulkarni.blogspot.in/2012/08/mind-over-matter.html
Dracula would not be prepared for that I bet ;)
Awesome !
My post : Eat
Very funny - you know I was always very jealous of my Catholic friends precisely because the nuns with their rulers seems somehow so picturesque and dramatic!
ANyway enjoyed.
Here's mine: http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2012/08/31/dogged-friday-flash-55-pearl-17/
Cutest dog in world turned 17 yesterday.
k.
I don't have any history with nuns, and your 55 makes me glad for it! They do get a bad rap and I suspect in some cases it is justified.
I am latelate, but here: The Empty Chair
Nice to see such a healthy turn-out G-Man. Here is my pithy 55, DIONYSUS http://bibliosity.blogspot.com/2012/08/dionysus.html
Oh my! Most excellent!
I WENT to Catholic School!
Still have the scars! lol
My sympathy to the Vampire.......
;)
swinging back through to catch the late bloomers...hey have a great weekend pops...and enjoy the football too...smiles.
A potty-mouthed Nun - shocking
G-Man Sir and ALL,
You are cordially invited to join me EVERY SATURDAY TO SUNDAY for SUNDAY 160 REDUX. So sorry for the wrong uid as I think blogger was playing the fool with me. LOL.
Mine is here
Have you a BLESSED SUNDAY!!!
hugs
shakira
where oh where would we be with out the nun stories and memories!! ;o)
no 55 for me yet but tales of long weekend...
love checking in on you wild man!
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