Thursday, August 2, 2012

Friday Flash 55...




Stan asked the store clerk...
"Do you sell Kielbasa?"
The clerk replied...
'Would you happen to be Polish?'
NON-PLUSSED, Stan starts ranting...
"If I'd have asked for Bratwurst, would that make me German?
If I'd have asked for Tamales, would that make me Mexican?
Well....?"
The clerk answered....
'Sir, This is Home Depot!!'


An oldie but a goodie...:-)
If you or anyone you know have written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

34 comments:

Heaven said...

So funny G-man ~ Made my night ~

Have a good weekend ~

http://a-sweetlust.blogspot.ca/2012/08/words-at-tip-of-my-tongue.html

KB said...

Love it G. Have a great weekend all.

Mine's up.

Brian Miller said...

haha....well you might be in the wrong store sir...smiles....fun stuff g..nice pic too...smiles.

hope the week ends well...

mine is up...

hedgewitch said...

Man, that is one snazzy hat--and accordion. I'm a sucker for a sharp dressed man. I won't say that joke is old, but I think Jack Benny learned it from W.C Fields.

I'm playin tonight, despite the fact that it's so hot here the street lights in town melted--true story--those fancy plastic 'gaslight' globe thingies--melted like freakin wax. 112 today--so you can see where I'm going with my 55--

There are two poems on the page--you only need to mess with the first one unless you just like to suffer.

It's called Drought I

Nara Malone said...

It took me awhile, but I finally figured it out. :)

It's so good to have a weekly dose of your humor again.

Here's mine Lost

Alice Audrey said...

LOL! I'm pretty sure it's between the drywall tape and the fiberglass solution.

Mine is up

Margaret said...

Kmart has a food station (Subway?) so why not Home Depot... The guy probably has a great idea! :)

Dog Days of Summer

...my Petoskey vacation is over... sigh...

I will comment on posts in between the Olympic commercials :)

Myrna R. said...

Hi G-man. Thanks for the smile.

It seems you're feeling better and better. That's wonderful.

My 55 is up. Have a great weekend.

Janna said...

How funny!

And now I'm craving bratwurst.

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

Teresa said...

Love it! So funny. Mine is up. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2012/08/02/decisions/

izzy said...

Fun, fun, funny! Happy weekend.

http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2012/08/ff55-part-3-sheer-ebb-and-flow.html

lime said...

so he was looking for a power kielbasa?

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

Kielbasa should be with the grills. One-stop shopping.

Mine is food-related too!

Cure for Bad Days

˙·٠•●❤Sh@KiR@ ❤●•٠·˙ said...

That is so cute and awesome. Love the last twist. YOU D MAN!!!!
Have you a ROCKING WEEKEND!! Again, thank you so much for hosting this kick arse meme!!! YOU ROCK!!!

hugs
shakira

Mine is here

cloudia charters said...

LOL



Aloha from Waikiki
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Akelamalu said...

He he, easy mistake to make!

Mine's up.

Jinksy said...

Mine is HERE

the walking man said...

Snagged agin in short sentence structure

Daydreamertoo said...

LOL... An oldie but I hadn't seen it before so, it's a goodie ;)

Here's mine:

Paper Planes

Have yourself a fabulous weekend Galen :)

Nessa said...

Accordion players are hot.

My Family Is Better Than Yours

JANU said...

Poor guy! Must have been stumped.
Mine is here -
http://janukulkarni.blogspot.in/2012/08/onefun.html

hope said...

Well, that sets the tone for the day. (Sorry, couldn't help myself).

Mine's up. Happy weekend!

Doctor FTSE said...

You'll find mine HERE

d. moll, l.ac. said...

hey good one, happens all the time around here, hope you are already having a kick ass weekend, THe Qi Papers has rocked out another Flash 55, food seems to be the theme of the week.

Mijayami said...

Glad to have you back, G :) I'm deep in the throes of moving, but figured I should post one last 55 as a Michigander. Not sure when I'll be back online but will certainly come over to play when I can :)

My little piece of fiction ishere.

happygirl said...

I hate when that happens. Love the pic, too. If you don't find the kielbasa, maybe chicken? Here mine.
http://beinghappygirl.blogspot.com/2012/08/defending-faith.html

MorningAJ said...

Oh dear. I see your sense of humour wasn't dented by your recent problems!

My 55 are a little late this week. Would you believe I forgot it's Friday?

Melissa Bickel said...

I'm late....but here's my 55 for this week. I'll be on Vacation to the U P next Friday through Sat so I wont be participating.

Have a glorious weekend.


http://missy-itsmyworld.blogspot.com/2012/08/the-massacre.html

Doctor FTSE said...

Great story, G-Man.

Other Mary said...

Haha - yes, we have lots of Polish jokes here in Wisconsin. Sometimes they even get elected to office! Good one G-man. Here is mine

Other Mary said...

Ok, once more with the link:
here

manicddaily said...

Very funny! And oldie perhaps but I had not heard. Much enjoyed.

Here's mine - better late than never. The NYPD hard at work. (Actually, I have a soft spot for NYPD. Yes, they are flawed, but well, it's a hard job.)

Hope all is well!

http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2012/08/03/olympics-on-board-nypd-friday-flash-55/

Mama Zen said...

Hey, it was new to me!

Brian Miller said...

happy saturday man, just checking to see if i missed anyone...smiles.