Monday, January 9, 2012

TMI Tuesday.....




You can act blase'.
You can have a certain Je Ne Sais Quoi.
You can have all the confidence in the world.
But you can NEVER completely shake the Guilt!!
Oh Yeah...Sister Margaret Scarey is STILL watching!
In my case, it's the Purient Smirk.
I can't help it, in my sheltered youth Naughty things
were very exciting to Catholic teens and pre-teens.
So there are certain words,seemingly innocent words, that
always causes me to smirk. The smirk of course is caused
by my mind immediately racing to Double Entendreville!!
Then I become ashamed that I could be so juvenile....
But then again...BFD!!
Tell me these words don't bring more than one image to mind.

Winnebago
Gap
Ramrod
Moist
Crack
Bone
Johnson
Bush/Jungle
Gash
Rubbers
Shrimping...(Look it up, then you'll understand)

I Know...(Offers his open palm to the Rath of the Ruler)

WACK!!! (Damn, I wish she get get rid of that metal-edged one!)

Mr. Knowitall grows weary from all this Guilt...Piece! Hehehehehehe

11 comments:

Me said...

I'm so naive. I don't *get* all of these. Winnebago? Maybe I need to get out more...?

lime said...

guess i was spared a lot of guilt being raised by an atheist and a unitarian, huh?

Brian Miller said...

lol...yeah i am wondering on the winnebago, but based on previous entries...i am not googling thins one...

G-Man said...

OMG you people are young!!
You've never heard the phrase...
"Nice Winnebagos!!" Directed toward a Lady of Ample Cleavage?

TALON said...

Moist is one of those words that always conjures up disgusting oozing wounds to me...yeah, my mind is warped for sure. lol @ synchronicity. I used "smirk" in a poem today :)

No Scary Sister Margarets in my life or memory, thank God -- or should I be thanking someone else when it comes to an absence of nuns in my life? :)

Akelamalu said...

Winnebago eludes me!

the walking man said...

You didn't list inn-u-endo Carlo!

izzy said...

Guilt PLUS the beginning of a conscience!

Hillbilly Duhn said...

Moist. I can NEVER hear or say that word without wanting to giggle.

Mama Zen said...

I immediately think of Beavis and Butthead. "He said 'winnebagos!'"

Other Mary said...

hahahahahaha! I soooo get this! Catholic guilt, the gift that keeps on giving!