Thursday, January 26, 2012

Flash Friday 55...




How could I have been so STUPID?
What a fucking idiot!!
But whenever we talked on the phone, he sounded
sooo sexy. His voice became raspy,
his breathing became heavy....
Now he'll probably NEVER speak to me again!
Why did I send him those naked pix?
*
The Moral of This Story...?
Don't confuse Asthma...With Passion!!!



If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most Asthmatic host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

49 comments:

Heaven said...

Yes G-man. I won't ~

I am playing along:

http://a-sweetlust.blogspot.com/2012/01/strong.html

Have a great weekend ~

Polly Janos said...

Wheeze, gasp, cough! Very funny Mr. G. I'm playing over HERE

hedgewitch said...

You know, that would explain a lot...

Okay, I'm playing, and it's just a poem this time--no politics(your last several posts have covered all the bases on that, Mr. G.)

Mist

Margaret said...

What? Asthmatic men don't like nude photos?

I have TWO tonight! I guess "55" just starts to take over the brain cells...

Endure, The Ocean"

Brian Miller said...

snort...love that last line g...lol...he probably has a blog and those pics are on display...

my sons 55 is up at my place...

i told him i would take care of the commenting though...

Teresa said...

How funny! It has been a bad allergy year...

Mine is up. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2012/01/26/moon-magic/

Jannie Funster said...

Hey,Baby... Is that a frog in your throat, or are you just happy to see me.

Love it!

In the recording studio at this very minute.

Gonna play next week. Oh yeah.

Xxxooo

Dani said...

... or dont talk to naked women while wheezing

My story also involved a phone/ kismet

Happy Friday G et al

Love's Hang Up

TALON said...

lol! This is sound advice, G (no pun intended) :)

My 55: Gnarly

lime said...

all this could have been prevented with an effective inhaler! too funny.

i'm here

Katherine Krige said...

Oh, you aren't supposed to send photos that like to people you meet on the phone? Oops

hahaha. Good lesson G. I will try to pop by tomorrow to visit, but have one up for you here

Janna said...

They should probably make inhalers for passionate people, just to be on the safe side. :)

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

JANU said...

A little breathlessness associated by looking at the nude pics is natural, ain't it? Well, cyber love is dangerous!

JANU said...

http://janukulkarni.blogspot.com/2012/01/no-regrets.html - my 55

Mijayami said...

Oooh, I love a sexy voice! (But I'll be sure to check his health history before I send him any photos.)

Mine is here.

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

As an asthmatic, I can vouch for a person's ability to have both asthma and passion, although the one does tend to put a damper on the other.

Mine this week isn't very sexy, either. Oh well: Splat!

Christine said...

And this is why my teenagers do not own a phone.

Hope people can read the sarcasm in mine.

http://aninklingofsorts.blogspot.com/2012/01/and-winner-is.html

Alice Audrey said...

I tell you, those naked pix are getting around a lot more now than they did when I was a teenager.

Rockin', G-man.

Mine is up

MorningAJ said...

Is this why I keep getting sent rude photos of men? ;)

My 55 are here.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Even I'm taking part today. I know its been a while but you lot are quite intimidating.

Doctor FTSE said...

Another great FFF prompt, G-Man. Is there no end to these accursed iDevices!

anthonynorth said...

He, he - and made worse by her listening thru the forehead.
You'll find mine here.

mylittlewordz said...

At last, an advantage in having asthma...
Cool 55, Mr G-Man.

Here's one - Awaiting Her Turn

Jamie

Jinksy said...

This reminded me of something...HERE

Lydia said...

Oops! She might be in some trouble. At least she's not some troll.....

Sorry if you are truly asthmatic, G, and if so I hope you feel better over the weekend.

Mine's up: Her To-do List


gautami tripathy said...

Ahem!!!

Here is mine after a long time:

the road

Akelamalu said...

Ooops and easy mistake to make! LOL

Mine's up. x

Daydreamertoo said...

Morning G-Man ..you always make me giggle. I'v heard a few heavy breathers in my time...haha !!
Here's mine:

Skateboarding

Have a fab weekend.

Nimue said...

hahah !! good advice ! i will keep in mind ;)

I wrote a dedication post !

the walking man said...

ha ha ha ha I know that particular phone didn't send any pictures, I have a working one just like it.

yellowhousecafe said...

Ha! I needed that morning laugh. I've got to get the pup out before work...shall visit more tonight and this weekend.. Happy Friday! iSiri

izzy said...

Wow that is not nice-nor a fun comfy place to be! Thanks.
http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2012/01/ff55-12712-question.html

Raven said...

Asthma for passion?...looks like she needs to get off the phone and get back in touch with reality LOL :)

Mines up. Hopefully I don't start a ruckus...

http://autumnraven.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/flash-friday-55-5/

Laura said...

LOVE that punch line!!!

Laura said...

ps, I'm playing along too!
http://orli-shines.blogspot.com/2012/01/small-stone-jan-27-2012.html

Other Mary said...

Heheh - asthmatics make the best long distance lovers.

And now for something completely different:

http://writinginthebachs.blogspot.com/2012/01/why-bread-triumphs-over-death.html

hope said...

Ah, one of life's difficult lessons I suppose.

Mine's up...Happy Friday!

Mama Zen said...

This is a riot, G-Man!

RD said...

deep-throated again...thanks G

Peace

<a href="http://worldcoloredglasses.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/posted/>my 55</a>

RD said...

deep-throated again...thanks G

Peace

<a href="http://worldcoloredglasses.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/posted/>my 55</a>

RD said...

<a href="http://worldcoloredglasses.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/posted/>my 55</a>

sometimes things are weird

RD said...

shite!!!feel free to delete my ignorance

hedgewitch said...

RD: You need to close your address with a second " at the end--then it will work( right before the >)

Steve Isaak said...

LOL, great piece - stunning exit line.

Here's mine, Wetlands settlements.

manicddaily said...

Ha! Very sage advice! (Better have an inhaler handy.)

Here's mind: http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/sorry-last-post-inadvertent-is-that-mean-enough-flash-55/

(Sorry it's got such a long title.) K.

manicddaily said...

Ha! Very sage advice! (Better have an inhaler handy.)

Here's mind: http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/sorry-last-post-inadvertent-is-that-mean-enough-flash-55/

(Sorry it's got such a long title.) K.

manicddaily said...

I meant "mine" and don't know why it posted twice. Sorry. K.

Bodhirose said...

Wow, that would be very embarrassing...and creepy!

Here's my 55: http://bodhirose.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/ninja/

secret agent woman said...

Or maybe, don't send naked pics to someone you don't personally know!