"I'd like you to look up a couple of Urban Phrases that a reader just faxed me".
Um....Mr. Knowitall? These phrases aren't going to make me puke like the last two you had me look up are they?
"Well....I hope not, but thats why I have a secretary. Anyway, the phrases are..... Alaskan Pipeline Arabian Goggles Hop on that right away Miss Butterface, I have a Blog Post to get out by 8:00 tonight!"
(Miss Butterface.....? Why would he call me Butterface?) (I'd better look THAT up as well....Hmmmmmm)