A Mr. Richard Smoker from Bendover Connecticut asks..
"Dear Mr. Knowitall, I'm doing a term paper on Freedom
of Speech, and I'm wondering, do you know of any words that
CANNOT be spoken in public"?
Dear Richard...Of course I do!!
In fact, I'm giving you a word so vile and disgusting, that
you will actually resent me for even making you
aware of this word! It should never be uttered aloud. It should
never be thought of. That word is...Felch!
In fact, it's so disgusting that I can't bring myself to
even give you the definition...Google it!
(WARNING: If you puke...Don't Blame Me!)
Mr. Knowitall grows weary and queasy just thinking of Felching.
If this ain't TMI, I don't know what is....Good Evening.
P.S. If you already know the meaning of Felching. Shame on You!
17 comments:
smiles.
... I'm considering looking this word up and something tells me it ISNT as innocent as the "greeting card" drawing you have here...
Ewww! That's almost as bad as santorum!
MZ...Tsk Tsk Tsk...
Margaret...Just never mind.
Brian...?
...curiosity killed the cat... :\ And yes, G-Man, we need to question Brian's "smiles"!!
Hmmmm-I miss ya G-dude!
Dude its freaking disgusting.... This is really a freaky word...
Yep I looked it up and Yep I'm feeling sick!
Can't be any worse or less fun than Googling Santorum.
http://youtu.be/zX0XVEmwlfs
Equally disgusting Mark and Mama Zen.
Both of you should have no knowledge of that word as well!!
gross..that may have just put a stop to my "need to know so I google everything" addiction!
yeah, i googled....during lunch....curiosity killed....the appetite
Hmmmmmm. . . I'd swear I've heard other words used for the same action. . . at least as applied to heterosexuals. . .
I'm wondering if there's any connection between the verb and Alpheus Felch the (possibly eponymous?) one-time governor/senator from Michigan? (Well, he did teach at the UM Law School. . .)
I'm so proud of my home state!
And hey, it says here that Alpheus Felch and his wife had five sons and three daughters. . .
What a guy!
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