Monday, November 21, 2011
A Mr. Richard Smoker from Bendover Connecticut asks..
"Dear Mr. Knowitall, I'm doing a term paper on Freedom
of Speech, and I'm wondering, do you know of any words that
CANNOT be spoken in public"?
Dear Richard...Of course I do!!
In fact, I'm giving you a word so vile and disgusting, that
you will actually resent me for even making you
aware of this word! It should never be uttered aloud. It should
never be thought of. That word is...Felch!
In fact, it's so disgusting that I can't bring myself to
even give you the definition...Google it!
(WARNING: If you puke...Don't Blame Me!)
Mr. Knowitall grows weary and queasy just thinking of Felching.
If this ain't TMI, I don't know what is....Good Evening.
P.S. If you already know the meaning of Felching. Shame on You!