Thursday, October 13, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....





"Tomare...Everyone get back, QUICKLY!!!
Leave hands at side, do not touch anything!
We wise to you and your sinister plot."

'There is no sinister plot...
How dare you detain me for no reason?'

"No reason?
A Japanese man would NEVER have a huge bulge
in pants like that. You must be hiding BOMB!!"



(Tomare...A pork filled Corn Massa treat steamed in a husk)
(Just kidding...It's Japanese for STOP!)
Shhhhh... No PC diatribes, it's SATIRE!!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!

48 comments:

Titanium said...

Diatribes? Sheesh. That's freaking hilarious!

It’s great to be back in the Land of Friday 55! Brought a few words for the most Gracious Host from coast to coast…

Brian Miller said...

that is the last time i share a personal story for you...really it was rather embarassing to be searched in the middle of the airport...ha....

i am up...my post....that is

Leslie said...

Oh goodness old flicks I see
bombs in a thong now there's a new one

G keep rockin those 55s

And Ti is once more at Yahtzee position

Escape

Leslie said...

Ohhh I forgot to thank you G for always being such a wonderful coast from host to host...

I mean...

izzy said...

No matter how it is wrapped it is uncomfortable! thanks for hosting-
http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2011/10/ff55-for-10-1411-no-matter-cost.html

hedgewitch said...

Tomare--HA! You're killin me.

I had no idea of your far reaching linguistic accomplishments hithertofore, sir. I am most impressed. So much so that I forced myself to go down into the dark, cavernous depths below Castle Hedgewitch and open up the vaults--I found only dust, empty wine bottles, spiders, and this little offering to appease the friday gods:

Bead Work

Mama Zen said...

I thought he was just happy to see me!

I'm up, G-Man!

Matthew said...

Not that I have anything relevant to add to a discussion on large packages.... but this was a good posting!

My 55 word offer is up.

gautami tripathy said...

Well, he too was gonna blow up his own.....!!

Here is mine:

hambre

Alice Audrey said...

You know you're dealing with someone seriously nuts when they are willing to give up the goods like that.

Mine is up

Janna said...

Yay for satire. :)
And I laughed at the tomare/tamale joke.

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

lime said...

did you ever see that old japanese superhero show, ultraman? this made me think of that. lol. this week's 55 is just for you, my friend.

here

Serena said...

I guess that tomare bombed, huh?:)

G-Man said...

Yeah Sherry...
Briefly....hehehehehe..Get it?

MomsJournal said...

LMAO!!! I've got nothin' for that one. You left me somewhat speechless. ;-)

I'm playing this week. Mine will go live at midnight Pacific time.

Monkey Man said...

You're so right....gotta be a sock. HERE is my 55 for this week.

secret agent woman said...

Ha ha ha at Brian.

The underwear explosives brings new meaning to hot pants.

Morning said...

Amazing one,

G-Man, I am taking a rain-check for 2 or 3 weeks, will be back when I am ready in November.

Thanks.

Stay Upbeat, Have Fun with your game!

Margaret said...

We need more of this in society. I'm tired of PC.

And whatever happened to "ladies night" Thursdays and Friday at 5 happy hours... Now it's helping with geometry 'till 10:30 and running kids around Friday nights... Hey sounds like there might be a 55 in there somewhere. I'll have to ponder it and link tomorrow. Therums and proofs have fried my brains for tonight.

Teresa said...

Hilarious! I'm all in favor of forgetting PC sometimes. Mine is up.

Jannie Funster said...

Dear Host With The Most On Any And All Coasts...

no PC Diatribes here, too sleepy for that.

So sleepy my 55 has not yet arrived.

At least he put the potato in the front not the BACK of his tights.

xo

Jannie Funster said...

Yay, I was 21. Comment 21!!

And I was 21 once, but don't remember any of it. Except for a wild pig roast on a beach one night.

And Japanese men in tights.

xo

magiceye said...

lol!

am off tiger spotting now at http://bit.ly/ruNtBK

Doctor FTSE said...

My 55 offering is posted, "sans culottes"

Kikit said...

Nothing beats your humor, G-man :)

You can visit my site now. I promise there's no bomb there. :)

Jinksy said...

It's a dog's life for me today. HERE

Charlene said...

Gives new meaning to the term "blow it out your ..." as for me, mine is a coast-to-coast post (in a manner of speaking) for the host with the most and you can find it here)

I am an old friend with a new place and a real name.

anthonynorth said...

Excellently funny :-)

You'll find mine here.

Ursula said...
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Dulce said...

ha ha-- tomare... tomorrow and-oh that bomb hidden whoo knows where.
You always make me laugh

Glad to be back
OK-I'll try to come on a regular basis
Thanks Gallen
Have a nice weekend everyone... and I almost forgot
MINE IS UP
:-)

Lydia said...

If those are not the PC Police then I guess you are safe! This fine educational piece taught me a new word (tomare)!

Funny comments, too. :)

Mine is: Occupy:


mylittlewordz said...

Very amusing for a Friday! Great stuff!

Here's mine for this week: http://mylittlewordz.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/protection/

Jamie

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

In case anybody missed it yesterday: Grave Presumptions 55

Daydreamertoo said...

It's Fridayyyyyy Yipppeee
You always make me smile!

Here's mine:

Superman

manicddaily said...

Hi Mr. Knowitall! I'm a newcomer here, and I'm worried that your posts are terribly funny, while mine is on the serious side. But there's always next week, right? Thanks for the thought of this very fun exercise.

http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2011/10/13/flash-friday-55-short-short-teacher/


PS - I even got the name of the whole thing wrong--so much for neophytes, but did get your link, right. thanks.

Linda said...

Oh, that's a good one! And a good take on just how crazy some people are.

Here's mine at Roses to Rainbows

hope said...

Not a word...well, except for the fact it's fun watching t.v. anchors try to say "underwear bomb" with a straight face. :P

Mine's up....happy weekend!

5thsister said...

You say "tomare" and I say "tamale"! Hee hee hee!

I played over HERE

MorningAJ said...

You get cheekier by the week!

I'm in here. A bit late - but it's still Friday over here.

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

Here's mine: Golden Age

Margaret said...

OK... I did it and I didn't complain. I mean, who really wants to party like 21 year old's anyway?

<a href="http://margaretbednar365.blogspot.com/2011/10/friday-flash-55-sebastian.html>Sebastian</a>

Margaret said...

What happened? I'll try it again... (and btw, Funster has me in stitches!

Sebastian

yellowhousecafe said...

G, you are freakin' TOOOO fun, man! I'm so offended by your satire, or is it a satre (you seemed a bit philosophical). Anyhoo, I've got a heavy load of 55 to share with ya.

Donnetta said...

Galen: Never tire of sa-tire. OOHH.

Mine is up. Yes, a repeat, but it's something. Still fighting the doldrums. Any ideas? Maybe I'll get some chocolate from the store tomorrow. Anything would help!! D

Christine said...

Last Again :(

http://aninklingofsorts.blogspot.com/2011/10/off-with-their-heads.html

Katherine Krige said...

What is this world coming to G? I just don't get how some peoples brains work.

but if this is about Brian, err... I don't think I want to know anymore of that story. :~{

Bekkie In Wonderland said...

Just saw your site today. I like it and will be back when I have more time to play! Very clever! ♥

xlpharmacy said...

G-Man, I am taking a rain-check for 2 or 3 weeks, will be back when I am ready in November.

Thanks.