Thursday, September 29, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....





Barb and Janet were sophomores.
I was Five, and loved pestering these
two neighborhood teens.
One warm Summer's day, I saw them BOTH head
into the field behind our house.
I stealthly followed.....
Thirty feet into the hike, they both giggled,
lowered their dungarees, squatted, peed, drip dried,
then continued on.....

That Image Still Haunts Me!!!



(I'm POSITIVE that they saw me.....)
Hehehe...That explains a LOT doesn't it?
If you or anyone you know has survived
The Zombie Apocalypse, AND has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!
So from the most Haunted Host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!

54 comments:

moondustwriter said...

hmmm girls will be...

The Blade

moondustwriter said...

really - I'm going to Disneyland!!!

Happy Friday all
and as always hugs for the G

Brian Miller said...

haha...yes i can see why...smiles. ihave peed a tree plenty of times in my day but...

yo i am up...

Heaven said...

goodness.. what scene...ha..ha..

playing tonight:

http://a-sweetlust.blogspot.com/2011/09/closing-my-eyes.html

Have a kick-ass weekend ~

snowelf said...

gee whizz...

hehehe ;)

--snow

hedgewitch said...

Hey dude--the inconvenience of the alternate plumbing is one of the big issues I intend to take up with the Almighty, should I ever meet her--why??

A little bird-brained chatter here from me this week:
Gracklespeak

Mama Zen said...

When a girl has gotta go, a girl has gotta go!

I failed my 55, G-Man. Couldn't get the damn thing under 59. I'll just skulk off now . . .

Morning said...

wow, childhood experience, honest and interesting 55.

I am going to spend two hours with the stars near Milky Way,

Will be back for 55s another day.

Thanks.

Monkey Man said...

That 55 might have also been a candidate for TMI Tuesday.

Zombie apocalypse? What will survival be like? HERE is my 55 for this week. It is also a part of Zombie Walk 2011. Maybe you'll find the answer.

MomsJournal said...

Dude, girls gotta pee too! :P

I'm playin' this week. Mine will go live at midnight Pacific time. :)

5thsister said...

If only we could stand and pee...

Well, I guess we could but then we'd have to deal with more than just drip drying our nether region.

I played over HERE

magiceye said...

lol!!

mines up at http://bit.ly/nGKjqZ

Alice Audrey said...

Wait, what Zombie Apocalypse? Did I miss something? Besides the pee. That I don't mind missing.

Mine is up

hope said...

Somethings are just TOO traumatic! :)

Mine will be up in a couple of hours!

Jannie Funster said...

nothin' like a good ol double pee in the field. except one in a snowbank.

G-Man, thanks for sharing.

I'll have one up next week.

xo

Matthew said...

Really enjoyed this one, G.

I'm up over at my page... :)

Christine said...

it's not as easy as it looks,

here's mine

http://aninklingofsorts.blogspot.com/2011/09/1-down-4-to-go.html

Have a great weekend!

razzamadazzle said...

Wow! I actually get to leave a comment instead of having Millie relay it! Yea! Have my 55 up here. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2011/09/29/robot/

Larry said...

He He and I thought I was bad
I'm posted and ready to view.


Trigger Happy

G-Man said...

Larry...
Your link didn't work!

Larry said...

Wow I liked this and nice to read you again...

Trigger Happy

Margaret said...

hmm. You were 5 ... or 55! LOL

A Cowboy Dreams

A Daft Scots Lass said...

They probably thought you'd NEVER in a million years remember the image of them coppin' a squat and tinkling in public.

MorningAJ said...

Poor little boy! Traumatised for life.

I'm up here

Lydia said...

He got a double whammy of a shock! That was great, and the photo of those twins really looks like it's from a long-gone time..... When your weekend is long-gone I hope you look back and say it was fantastic!

she did it her way

Doctor FTSE said...

Hi G-Man. My 55 words of wisdom AND a haiku for Jenn are here

Nessa said...

When I was twelve, I ran through a field with ten foot high stalks of corn, while laughing with my mouth open. I swallowed a huge bug. It was horrifying. ☺

Flash 55 - Devotion

Daydreamertoo said...

I took a leaf out of your book and had a walk down my memory lane too.
Bet you can't forget that sight either...lol
Heres mine:

All that Glitters

izzy said...

Hee hee...
been & done but not to tease-
Have a great one!
http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2011/09/ff-55-once-upon-real-time.html

Brian Miller said...

dr FTSE....can not leave you a comment because of the blogger embedded comment glitch...neat 55...would be a great start to a creepy short story...watch those mirrors...

Brian Miller said...

izzy same problem with yoursat FTSE...neat synchro in ours...sounds like a blast to me...

the walking man said...

There was a Zombie apocalypse? They must have been afraid of eating Detroit made brains.

Linc said...

HAH! That'll teach you, G-Man!

Here is mine, a special edition: Dedication.

Jinksy said...

Fifty five in five haiku from me, just to keep the number five alive! See HERE

Kikit said...

I admit I don't know what the zombie apocalypse is all about. Every time I hear the word zombies, all I remember is the video game I'm addicted to.

Here's my 55: http://kikitavenue.blogspot.com/2011/09/ff-55-4-joy.html

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

Sorry, I got swept up in the zombie apocalypse this week, G-Man... and being a zombie makes it hard to count to 55. (Especially with missing fingers!)

Linda said...

Ah, that's what bushes are made for. Too bad they didn't find some and spare you those lingering images.

Mine is finally up at Roses to Rainbows

Stranger said...

You'd have been miserable in the woods where I spent my childhood summers. No plumbing. That place still doesn't have toilets that flush (I still have family living up there.) It was a hippie paradise, meaning clothes optional, so yeah, I saw plenty of nekkid people peeing where they stood or squatted. Girls learn early that not all ground is equal, assess the slope or suffer muddy feet. Not ideal, BUT that place is where I want to be when the zombie (or any other) apocalypse hits. Don't mess with the old hippies in the hills. No, really. Don't.
My 55 is still over 60, so not sure I'll be posting this week. If I do, I'll come back to let you know.

Helen said...

Love this! fyi ... I've done the same thing, but I wasn't a teen I was a grown woman, should have known better, no one saw me!

Janna said...

Here I am!
Sorry I'm late; I'm house-sitting this week and haven't been able to get online as much as I'd like.

I've never met a Michigan person who calls jeans "dungarees". Interesting. The only people I've known who call them dungarees are from the East coast.
Is that where you're from originaly?
Just curious.

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

Janna said...

Drat. I was typing so fast I didn't realize I misspelled "originally".

Sigh.

This is a good excuse to eat a pound of chocolate, right?

Janna said...
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Stranger said...

Yours still makes me laugh.
Mine's up.

Salvage

Enjoy!

Ed Pilolla said...

really liked how you compressed all that action between giggled and continued on. great read.
my first 55:

http://edpilolla.blogspot.com/2011/09/feed.html

Ed Pilolla said...

rats, i realize mine isn't really a story.

Donnetta said...

Galen: That is just showing a little bit too much!

Mine is up and is very different tonight. D

Morning said...

Wow,

late to the party, will try to read tomorrow.

Here is

A 55 Story

Caty said...

there was a zombie apocalypse this week? wow, that event slipped by me, so I guess I survived it? your 55 made me laugh!

Olivia said...

whoooops!!!
Scary..

Displacement

Weekend hugs xo

dan said...

initially i thought they were peeing on dead Zs :D

it was just a dream...

my 2nd 55ff story is here http://daningstore.blogspot.com/2011/09/55-fiction-friday-2.html

Morning said...

Happy Saturday.

read all 55s', commented for most of them.

Thanks for a creative week.

It is October, many 55s are becoming more haunting or creative.

Steve Isaak said...

LOL, good write.

Here's mine.

xl pharmacy said...

He got a double whammy of a shock! That was great, and the photo of those twins really looks like it's from a long-gone time..... When your weekend is long-gone I hope you look back and say it was fantastic!

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