Thursday, September 22, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....





They're coming.....

I can smell em.
The dank stench of month old raw chicken,
with a subtle hint of sandy loam.
I can hear em.
Moaning, hissing, the incessant sound of
dragging that ONE fucking foot!
I can see em.
Ashen, out-stretched arms, slowly plodding.

They're coming.....

(But I'm prepared, Come Get Some BITCHES!!!)




Yes they ARE coming, Get Ready!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment......Then BOOK!
So from the Readiest Host from coast to coast....
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!

54 comments:

Jannie Funster said...

Yep, gotta be prepared.

Nice arsenal! And vodka! :)

here's mine.

xo

Jannie Funster said...

Bingo, baby!!

xo

Monkey Man said...

Oh yeah. Gotta love a good zombie kill-o-the-week. But I thought Sept 30 was Zombie Walk.

HERE is my 55 for this week.

Jannie Funster said...

Make that Everclear, even better.

Heaven said...

Nice...of course, and I am prepared myself.

http://a-sweetlust.blogspot.com/2011/09/slipping-away.html

Have a good weekend ~

Brian Miller said...

yikes dude...why not just give them candy and they will go away...lol

mine is up!

Margaret said...

Ah, I remember spending my money on "The Zombie Survival Guide" for my 16 year old son (he BEGGED me to get it for him... I thought I was NUTS for buying it) You and my son would have a LOT of fun talking about the zombies ... And the Everclear is for the humans or the zombies?

For a change of pace, read my 55 :) HERE

5thsister said...

Yikes...not brain eating zombies!!!
You keep them at bay for me, okay?

I'm back and can be found HERE

Not the best but I was under the gun, if you know what I mean!

Fireblossom said...

Laffin about the one foot! Step out on the good foot y'all!

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

I'm in!
Rain Rain Go Away

gautami tripathy said...

What pace! What pace!

:D

Here is mine:

divisive

Morning said...

Fabulous 55.

Happy Friday.

Will have time to read this week,

Here is My 55

magiceye said...

bring them on!

mine is up at http://bit.ly/qYO4mj

Morning said...
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Morning said...

Killed all birds so far,

will be back tomorrow to hunt some more.

Enjoy An Enjoyable Evening!

Thanks for the inspirations...

Matthew said...

Zombies everywhere! Great stuff as always.

I'm up and playing.

Serena said...

Give 'em better vodka and they might calm down. And I'd give them doubles.

moondustwriter said...

I guess so is the Nasa satellite...

Thanks G for the weekly fun and happy weekend one and all

There is a point to the Moon

Janna said...

Month-old raw chicken! (!!)
Suddenly vegetarianism doesn't sound so bad after all.

Either that or a strict all-bacon diet.

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

Mijayami said...

Zombies, eh? Perhaps I should be better prepared...

Mine is here

Alice Audrey said...

Hey, what could be more fun than a zombie apocalypse?

Mine is up

libraryscene said...

Nice G, but isn't that next month when we go zombie hunting? Anyhoo, mine doesn't have much of a punch, just remembering the hobo a la Arlo Ride on ~

Doctor FTSE said...

My antidote to Zombies is HERE
Thanks for your chilling starter, G-Man!

Jinksy said...

I think my mind has a 55 vibe inbuilt, as I keep writing them without realising until much later! Like this post's poem

Lydia said...

One of your best 55s, so I hope you have one of your best weekends!
I guess I'd better get prepared for zombie season.

Mine is up: A New Season


Me said...

Brilliant, Galen! Love this one! :)

I'm in, mine is HERE.

Linda said...

I can see you are prepared. Zombies beware.

Here's mine at Roses to Rainbows

MorningAJ said...

Oh dear.. is that a common problem in Michigan?

I'm up here.

Kikit said...

Zombies should be very careful! :)

Here's mine for this week:

http://kikitavenue.blogspot.com/2011/09/ff-55-soaked.html

Yvonne Osborne said...

I love that ONE fucking foot. It's the little details like that that make your writing good. My 55 is here

izzy said...

I can feel it! -but sandy loam-
isn't that a bit clean for them--?
( maybe the rotten chicken will cure
that) Good Vivid Story! Thanks.
http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2011/09/flash-fiction-55-brother.html

Daydreamertoo said...

I'm ready for them, bastards... keep dragging that one effing foot behind... Hahaha
That got me giggling out loud!

Here's mine:

Two for one Rain

Thanks Mr G Man. :)

A Daft Scots Lass said...

I know just what month-old poultry smells like. Eeeeeww!

snowelf said...

The Olsen Twins! Ha!!

Happy friday darling!! :)

--snow

Olivia said...

woah! Impressive hoot!!

Another Dimension

Very many Friday hugs xoxox

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

G-Man! Looks like you know all about the Blogger Zombie Walk that's happening on September 30th!

(I've got a button on my blog for it!)

hedgewitch said...

Ha! I'm not worried as long as they stay in D.C. where they belong.

Sorry to be so late, but I'm here now, with a


Plastic Fabtastic Mystery

Mama Zen said...

I'm ready!

MomsJournal said...

I'm totally ready for the zombie apocalypse. :P

I played this week. It's still Friday, right? ;-)

Stranger said...

Am I the only one who thinks that zombie in the photo is kinda hot in a sexy androgynous undead sort of way?

Maybe I need to get out more.

Hi G-man. I know, I've been naughty and neglectful, not visiting or playing for months and months. But now that summer is gone, I'm trying to make my way back! And to prove how much I missed you, I'm playing your way first.

Hopefully it's just a phase. Don't tell anyone, but Stranger gets a little sentimental here.

Steve Isaak said...

Fun, lol write. =)

Here's mine.

hope said...

Hmm, nightmare fodder. Thanks. :)

Preparations to "contain" my Center before the contractors land for renovations has messed up my blogging something fierce!

However, once I'm in hell...um, I mean stationed at the Main Office, I'm sure blogging will become the outlet that keeps me from very bad things. :0

haiku love songs on wordpress said...

Everclear? is that for you or the zombies, G? {smile} mine's up though not very good, i'm afraid ~ someone keeps pressuring me and i just can't take it! {giggle}

http://haikulovesongs.wordpress.com/2011/09/23/little-red-riding-hood/

Christine said...

Giving it a whirl today, stop twisting my arm. Have a great weekend.;)

http://aninklingofsorts.blogspot.com/2011/09/you-can-run-but-you-cant-hide.html

Strumpet said...

According to a recent Facebook quiz, I have a 95% chance of surviving the zombie apocalypse.

You SO know that you want to be in my Zombie Kickass Clan. I am currently taking applications.

I have also written a 55.

"Never let a zombie see you sweat."

Yeah, that's our Zombie Kickass Clan's motto.

Because, sweat makes them hungry.

See? This is why I got a 95%.

Donnetta said...

Nothing quite like a good zombie fest. Yum. Right up my alley! Mine is up. Hope you are well! D

Leo said...

I like Mike's idea B-) economical too! :D

Here is mine, G-man! :)

the murder..

ivan said...

G-Man,

Your current 55 is durn hard to beat.

But I will offer my current scrawls. Here is my 55:

I laboured mightily and produced a mouse. Which makes me King Whence is a Louse,my mouse. I sent the mouse to a House and they said, "Yep, it's a mouse, Toulouse, try another house."
Seems my mice are really lemmings. They race for a cliff edge, Sedge.

Morning said...

Happy Saturday.

Thanks for the prompt.
Enjoyed your 55 collections.

They write better Flash Fictions, which is the reason I am here, learn from my peers and try to get inspired.

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Kristintjm said...

Brilliant, Galen! Love this one! :) I'm in, mine is HERE .

Faulkner said...

Killed all birds so far, will be back tomorrow to hunt some more. Enjoy An Enjoyable Evening! Thanks for the inspirations...