Saturday, August 13, 2011

Sunday 160.....



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"Mister? I'd like a Hershey Bar please".
OK kid, male or female?
"What?"
Male or female, with nuts or without?
"Never mind, Just give me a Three Muskateers."

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Is it Sunday? Can you write Micro-Fiction in
160 characters EXACTLY? Yes? Post it on
your blog, then go tell The Monkey Man....Here!!

19 comments:

Brian Miller said...

mm..yeah...dont like thinking of my candy with genders...lol. happy almost sunday g! hope your weekend is kick ass...

Mama Zen said...

This cracked me up!

Margaret said...

How DO you come up with these? :)

Someone is Special said...

ha ha.. candy with genders.. Nice one G.. I am somehow trying to write a 55 but something stops me.. Wish to write a 55 soon..

Someone is Special

Dianne said...

you have pants on your mind, tonight, GMan, did the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie?

Alice Audrey said...

LOL. I can't believe it took me a minute or two to get it.

- Alice

Monkey Man said...

Prototypical G-man. Yup. Without for me, sir. Thanks for playing the 160. YOU have a kick ass Sunday.

Akelamalu said...

LOL that really made me chuckle G!

5thsister said...

Never thought of the sex of chocolate before. Hmmmm....would that mean Mounds is female and Almond Joy male?

TALON said...

lol! Galen, you have a unique way of looking at the world :)

hope said...

And I only thought M&Ms came with that description. :)

Larry, aka The Kid and The Old Goat said...

Sounds like the kind of wise acre counter guys I got waiting on me as a kid. Maybe I'd went with the Zero Bar and hoped it was a neutral zone. :)


Larry

the walking man said...

Yeah those nuts always hurt when they get bit on by a sore tooth.

MorningAJ said...

The mind boggles how you define milk and plain!

secret agent woman said...

I think you just ruined candy bars for me...

Jannie Funster said...

I want candy!!

And steak, ceasar salad, and wine!

xoxo

Morning said...

sweet/witty 160.

Mijayami said...

Never thought about it that way... but now I'd like to know if your chocolate chip cookies were male or female... they look scrumptious!

Steve Isaak said...

Hilarious, great write. =)