Monday, July 4, 2011

TMI Tuesday.....






Been watching LOTS of The History Channel.
And I've come to these conclusions.
There ARE indeed Aliens among us.
My next door neighbor is an Alien!!
He goes by the Earthly name of Joe, but his given
name is TRex...Bang a Gong!
Sasquatch is for real!
There are about 2000 living in The Pacific Northwest alone.
Humans stink so bad that we announce our arrival hours
before we are seen!
Paul is indeed DEAD!
The person we think is Paul is.....
The One and Only Billy Shears!
Elvis is alive as well.
He's a retired Service Station attendant from Battle Creek!
Jim Morrison is Dead!
Although he WAS alive for years...
He died in 2007 after being run down in a Paris France
street by a speeding out of control Citroen!!

11 comments:

Christine said...

Are you sure? I think Jim is renting the house my husband owns in town, it sure looks like the same guy.

Mama Zen said...

"I think there's a Squatch in these woods!"

Serena said...

Well, you might be right. NOTHING surprises me any more.:-)

Brian Miller said...

you know i think you may just be right man...

Me said...

Paul is dead man, miss him, miss him... ;)

MorningAJ said...

And Father Christmas will turn up in December and there are Little People at the bottom of my garden. I believe it all.

the walking man said...

Hey if you saw it on TV then it has to be true!

Akelamalu said...

There's definitely alien's living near me!

Pheromone Girl said...

Who knew? Thanks for the news brief. I'd be so in the dark wihtout it...

Pat Hatt said...

Elvis is still alive, wow, that is news.haha

lime said...

i thought elvis was running a 7-11 with jim morrison and specializing in big foot and loch ness memorabilia.