Tuesday, June 21, 2011

One Shot Wednesday...



Shhhhhhh... Lord Limerick Speaks..

Although he incessently balled her
Crystal left Hef standing at the altar
She lamented with grief
"I just needed relief...
From his tool; The Cock of Gibralter"!!


Another Bonus "Classic"...

There once was a man named McNameter
Who was blessed with Both length and Diameter
But it wasn't the Size
That gave the Surprise...
Twas the Rhythm...Iambic Pentameter!


Is it Wednesday? Do you have any Poetry or Prose
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visit HERE!

25 comments:

RNSANE said...

Good grief!

Anthony Desmond said...

what playboy that hef is... hahah

LauraX said...

"Twas the Rhythm...Iambic Pentameter!"

too funny!

Brian Miller said...

on this rock i will build my...mansion and fill it with two of each kind of woman...err....smiles. fun limerick g

dustus said...

Lord Limerick strikes again! You're killing me with these, G. lmao

Chris said...

Oh, Hef...he even sparks his own limericks...

Margaret said...

was the Rhythm...Iambic Pentameter!... OH MY GOSH! soooooo funny!

Heaven said...

Your post was fun after reading some serious poems from other bloggers.

Nice to meet you~

hedgewitch said...

That's poetic license to kill. I spewed diet coke on the keyboard at the Gibralter line, and the iambic pentameter was far from shabby. Thanks for some comic relief, my friend.

Serena said...

Oh, my! Your poetic prowess knows no bounds.:-)

Pat Hatt said...

hahaha nice one

Even though he has money
And may have called her hunny
He's still wrinkled beyond belief
Uses other bimbos for relief
So leaving him at the altar was funny

Mama Zen said...

Lord Limerick, you are hilarious!

lori said...

I never have anything good to say here except that I'm laughing. That's always good though, right? Thanks :)

Someone is Special said...

G-Man rocks..

Someone is Special

Shadow said...

you're full of mischief aren't you!!!

Akelamalu said...

Oh you are naughty......... but I like you. ;)

Daydreamertoo said...

LOL You are soooooo badddddd and so funny with it too!
This really made me giggle!

MorningAJ said...

You get naughtier don't you? I didn't think that was possible! :)

Kavita said...

Holy Mother of God, Galen.. you sure have the "goods"!! ;-)
Fabulous limericks!! :))

libraryscene said...

Oh my Lord (OML) ~ so not worthy of these Wednesday wonders! Iambic what?!

lime said...

what a pathetic pair...hef and the bunny...not your set of limericks.

secret agent woman said...

I suspect the heebie jeebies finally caught up with her.

ECHT said...

scared of Iambic Pentameter, gives me the chill.
Old dude got it bad, you got Limerick, rime and funny :-)

gautami tripathy said...

LOL!

For a poet, all those poetic metres are so much pleasurable to read, to comtemplate!

a statement

Shashi said...

Interesting post... I liked reading it...

Shashi
Om Namah Shivaya
http://shadowdancingwithmind.blogspot.com/2011/06/whispers-lost-in-emptiness.html