Tuesday, June 7, 2011

One Shot Wednesday.....




Hi Everybody...
One Shot's resident Limericker is at it again!
Lots of inspiration this week....Enjoy.


A teary-eyed Congressman named Tony
Finally fessed up to being a Phony
The cause of his Demeaner
Was his Internet Weiner
It's Dumb to Tweet with your Balony!!


Bonus Classic Limerick...

A horny young woman named Gloria
Got married to Sir Gerald DeMoria
That night she banged 20 Men
Sir Gerald once again
And the Staff of the Waldorf Astoria!!


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30 comments:

Brian Miller said...

snort...he has the most ironic name...lovely limerick G!

LauraX said...

thanks for the smiles...I needed a little lightness today:-)

hedgewitch said...

They may have to change the jingle about "My baloney has a first name..." Splendiferous send-up, my friend, and the jerky looks a lot better to me than the Weiner.


(I thank you for giving me the dehydrator suggestion for the Chef who has Everything's Christmas list.)

hope said...

Why is it all these um...manly studs cry when they get caught?

Nicely played G-man!

Myrna R. said...

I love it. Thanks for lifting my sprits with limerick.

Margaret said...

Politicians and limericks were meant for one another, I think! I guess he lives up to his name.,.

Pat Hatt said...

Oh your write was such fun
As I smiled a ton
The weiner couldn't stand the heat
Knowing he's been beat
So watch your back for a gun

Christine said...

I don't get the crying either, So much of that in american politics, here in Canada we really don't care whose boinking who, we just want to know when the tax breaks are going to happen.

Fireblossom said...

LOL G Man. You nut. :-)

LauraX said...

thank you...may you be blessed dear man, with all the sweetness your heart can hold....your comments on my blog touched me deeply.

Mama Zen said...

Somebody had to do it!

lime said...

dumb to tweet with your baloney....ROFLMAO! that was priceless! thanks for the fantastic chuckle!

TALON said...

Galen, I wondered when the weiner was going to come up (no pun intended). :)

KB said...

Thanks for the giggle.

dustus said...

ahahahaha... awesome, both poems.

Serena said...

You've meted out poetic justice to Weinergate.:)

G-Man said...

Thanks Sherry, between him and Arnold, inspiration comes easy!

Pheromone Girl said...

Boys are very easy to make fun of, when they're not thinking with their "big brains" as we refer to them at my house...

libraryscene said...

OML ~ I must remember to always stop here last, your fun writes are a shot of whiskey to late night coffee, a fun way to end the night, cheers ~

wena said...
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wena said...

ha ha ha and ha!


you did it again, you funny, funny man!

I thought only little boys cry when they get caught being naughty :)

gautami tripathy said...

Chity chity, bang bang!

:D

eye for an eye

Mona said...

Gloria seems to be having a glorious time! ;D

I like bonuses from you! Typical!

I wrote for one shot too...

jen revved said...

Hilarious. Did you mean to leave the e out of baloney? this whole thing is distressing in so many ways. The guy has a beautiful wife, for chrissakes. xj

izzy said...

Great God what dumbbells some of these folks are! great job with limericks-
not to sure they even deserve your attention, but it is FUN! thanks.

Daydreamertoo said...

LOLOL Great stuff!

moondustwriter said...

wonder if your limerick will make the congressman teary...

again

Happy One Shot

Stranger said...

Yeah, I'm laughing and suddenly thinking in terms of limericks. woohoo.

Stranger said...

Yeah, I'm laughing and suddenly thinking in terms of limericks. woohoo.

secret agent woman said...

When will they (politicians) ever learn?