Tuesday, May 24, 2011

One-Shot Wednesday.....



I know it's a bit cheesy to hop aboard the bash
Arnold bandwagon, but this whole tawdry affair
is begging for a Limerick!!!


The Governator was hornier than most.
But he was in No position to boast.
He poked the houskeeper and nanny.
Banged the maid in her fanny
And the cook? He loved 'buttering HER toast'!!


Is it Wednesday?
Do you have any Poetry or Prose laying around?
If yes, post it on your blog, then visit.....Here!
Tomorrow.....I'll Be Back!!




26 comments:

Brian Miller said...

hehe...i love a good limerick...wonder how he liked hearing 'hasta la vista babe"

Monkey Man said...

Limericks seem to suit you. Ah'll be bock.

moondustwriter said...

Gosh even with makeup he's looking old...

G you always take the cake with the right take on a poem

Thanks for the One Shot
moonie smiles

hedgewitch said...

Your limerick is a lot funnier and more interesting than Arnold's love life could ever be. You know what Maria said, right? "Terminate 'er!"

clean and crazy said...

HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!!! You are too, too much. poor guy. he had it all the housekeeper, the action movies, the kennedys. hey he fits right into the househlod name!! they should just stay together!!

Kennedys have always been womanizers.

Kavita said...

BWAHAHAHAH.. and I can almost see him glare his robotic stare at me and say "I'll be back"..

This is AWESOME, Galen! :))

Meanwhile, here is my One Shot!! :)

Margaret said...

...I have a feeling he won't be back! I think his career is over, big time! What gets me is Maria seems quite intelligent ... How could it possibly have taken her this long to say "Hasta la vista"?

Anthony Desmond said...

hahaha.. he certainly buttered her toast!

Diane said...

He was certainly busier than most..... :O)

Belinda Munoz said...

The best limerick I've ever read, G-Man! And for the record, I didn't vote for him.

Matt Coughlan said...

I'm from the future
to impregnate your women
and hear your laments

:O

Beachanny said...

Funny..ha..if only these A types didn't make it into places of power. Ugh. Thanks, Gay

TALON said...

lol! A perfect limerick, Galen. I always wonder why super horny types bother to get married - life would still be complicated for them, but at least they wouldn't destroy their own families.

lori said...

ha! that is all...

Serena said...

I think I'll forgo my morning toast for a while.:) You do have to laugh about this stuff, though. What else are you gonna do?

lime said...

bwahahaha! good one!

i wanna know how he had time to govern with all the schtupping he was up to.

Shashi said...

I enjoyed it a lot my friend, and I will be Baaack...
;-)

Shashi
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Akelamalu said...

Oh you are naughty, but I like you. ;)

Mona said...

hehehe, I knew what was to come in writing, the moment I saw that photo :D

C Rose said...

Ah he deserved this piece! I loved it! ~ Rose

Claudia said...

well written limerick gman! he'd better been using his brain than his muscles or..

gautami tripathy said...

That says it all!

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Olivia said...

Ouchie ouch!!

Your limerick made it sound good fun- I mean the word play is too good..!

Awesome limerick Galen.. :)
Hugs xxx

libraryscene said...

bawhahaha...you are fabulous, as always! that one is CLASSIC...you rock, G!!

Chef Kar said...

Loved the limerick G-Man ~ but then again, you do have a way with words :-))

See you on Friday, my friend.

kkrige said...

That was perfect! Bwahahaha! Hmm, perhaps I will have some toast for breakfast...

but NOT with his butter.