Tuesday, May 31, 2011

One Huge Shot Wednesday.....



Kim has an enormous Wazoo
Her sister's have Big Booties too
When they start passing gas
You can hear the ass blasts
From Fresno to Kalamazoo!!


Please...Before you pass judgement.
Someone has to write these things!!
Is it Wednesday? Do you have have any poetry
or prose laying around? Yes?
Then post it on your blog and go.....Here!

25 comments:

Matt Coughlan said...

Okay, you got me. You win. I loled. :D

moondustwriter said...

Goodness G
what have you been eating lately?

Happy Wednesday (well almost)

5thsister said...

Oh good grief! Blasting arses? And right now, on TV they're making farting noises with their armpits! I can't get away from it! Help me, Lord.

5thsister said...

Egads! And now my tummy is rumbling! Awkward.

Me said...

You always keep it real, G-man. That's what I love about you. :)
-C

Christine said...

Too much broccoli, I suppose. Those veggie eating granola types need to come further North and have a steak once in awhile.

Brian Miller said...

oh dang...i thought that was a passing airplane...guess i was wrong...beware the fall out...to the gass masks everyone!

Serena said...

IS it Wednesday already? Dang, I need to give my calendar a good whack. I guess big booty people pass some big gas -- but I'm not passing any judgment on that.

hedgewitch said...

It's hard to imagine those three Barbie dolls doing anything as crass as you describe--but I'm more than willing to take your word for it, my friend.

Margaret said...

...I won't be reading this rhyme to the wee ones before bed. Although my 18 year old might like it...

Margaret said...

He did.

PattiKen said...

So very G-Man. It's important to be true to your muse. ;-)

Fireblossom said...

*shakes head*

LOL. :-D

TALON said...

lol! I definitely think they should stay away from weiners and beans! ;)

the walking man said...

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! G-Man is the truth giver of the day!

Lou said...

To Kalamazoo?

No way!

Mama Zen said...

Too many mangoes?

Felicitas said...

LMAO - you never fail to surprise me, G!

Akelamalu said...

That sounds like a limerick! ;)

Caty said...

that was hilarious!

Mona said...

really a huge shot... But really..all of them ..uh..US, do fart. Even the ones in Chanel suits...

Galen! I saw some RED mangoes on your blog! I posted some Green ones!Come and take a look , they are from my tree!

LauraX said...

someone HAS too!

lime said...

lmao! only you. but i love it!

Olivia said...

lolssss!
Hope all's well..

If I need to stay here any more; I would need gas mask.. help!!

Hugs (from a distance) xx

Daydreamertoo said...

Thanks for the smiles today G-Man :)