I know that I said last year that I was tired of
all the Tiger Woods Hoopla. But look, he lost his
family, his reputation, about 400 Million Bucks,
and he lost his game. He hasn't won a tournament
in over TWO years!!! Every Big Mouth Hooker
that he banged across America, has either talked
about him on Howard Stern's show, or wrote a "Kiss
and Tell" book about him. Enough is ENOUGH!
Not so fast my friend! The British Press is RAILING
poor Tiger right now for something TERRIBLE that
he did Sunday during the final round of The Dubai Classic.
He Horked a Loogy ON the putting surface at number 12!!
(He spit on the green)
Ewen Murray of The British Press called Woods, "Disgusting,
That was one of the ugliest things you'll ever see on a golf
course!" They also called him arrogant and petulant.
They raised sich a hissy fit about this incident that he is
now being fined an undisclosed amount for "breach of some
hoity-toity bull-shit etiquette thing"!
Hmmmm... Golf greens. Birds shit on them, slimy worms
have worm coitus on them, it's JUST GRASS!!!
C'mon...He apologized on Twitter!! Cut hims some slack...